FAIR WARNING
**IF YOU DO NOT LIKE TO READ LONG POST, THEN PLEASE DON'T READ THIS, AS IT IS LONG AND YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND - PLUS, THIS WEBSITE ISN'T FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ BULLSHIT!**
Whooooo! Got that out of the way now.... Lets begin!
Goodness gracious me! A lot of things has happened while I was gone. Such a shame, really, that everyone has gone on continued the party without me! I'm... truly upset at this! I... I must go and grab some tissue... Each of you have broken my feelings... Tsk tsk, shame on you all!
Anyways, with all of that sarcasm out of the way, let's see what we got here. Oh, here's one: Cupid, please, for the love of everything that is holy, keep your nose out of things which don't concern you. Also, I can use these “()” whenever I want. I don't criticize your grammar, so please don't correct mine. Plus... you, as I've done my research, have quite a history about you. Maybe, just maybe I should post everything about you up here, along with “Wiggle” and “Kurtains” and about eight others that I find.... so juicy that DogPatchPress would be humping my legs with joy of finding such... information.
Oh, quit your whining! I can already here “Oh, but that's impossible, Abe! I haven't done anything wrong or anything that can be traced back to me!” Pfft, what a ton of bullshit. One member, who frequent this post, is actually a ex-convict – charged with armed robbery and resisting arrest along with five other things, but yet, you take their words as if it was honey. Tsk tsk, y'all are nothing but hungry dogs biting at a already clean bone. It's to the point where the bone is about to break because of all the constant gnawing in which you vermin keep doing. Ugh, this is truly... entertaining to watch.
I do find it odd though, that this website say's it doesn't track you or keep any types of information about on anywhere in its servers and etc... well damn, guess they lied to y'all as mi currently scrolling through lots of things, including deleted messages. Hmm, some of them are actually... pretty intriguing, but anyways, that's not the reason why I'm here, and I'll be damned if I turn around and become one of you – exploiting peoples addresses, phone numbers and photographs and other personal stuff. Oh, yeah! I forgot to mention that, erm, not too long ago, one individual has tried to figure out who I am within the server, telegram and on Kiwifarms. Its incredible of how much people are trying to drag down one server because of accusations that hasn't been proven. If it was proven, all of the server would've left Simba. Discord and Telegram would've taken action by now and Patreon would've shut them down. But... there's one thing: neither side has substantial evidence in order to bring this highly embarrassing case to a final close.
I find it hilarious – yet again of how quick someone is to say “oh, that's Simba alt right there” and literally haven't a clue that it's not Simba, but yet someone else that knows how to type like a maniac. Just because I use big words does not mean I'm Simba. I am a individual who just goes through kiwifarms and mainly start shit for fun (fyi, I have more then one kiwifarms account and enjoying this show of everyone chasing their tails.)
I would add more here, people, but i got a family to take care of, and right now, as much as i need this humor, i must go and fix dinner and poof for another few weeks so i can i watch all of you fume and try to figure out how to get out of this mess.
Au revoir, les amis.
**IF YOU DO NOT LIKE TO READ LONG POST, THEN PLEASE DON'T READ THIS, AS IT IS LONG AND YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND - PLUS, THIS WEBSITE ISN'T FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ BULLSHIT!**
Whooooo! Got that out of the way now.... Lets begin!
Goodness gracious me! A lot of things has happened while I was gone. Such a shame, really, that everyone has gone on continued the party without me! I'm... truly upset at this! I... I must go and grab some tissue... Each of you have broken my feelings... Tsk tsk, shame on you all!
Anyways, with all of that sarcasm out of the way, let's see what we got here. Oh, here's one: Cupid, please, for the love of everything that is holy, keep your nose out of things which don't concern you. Also, I can use these “()” whenever I want. I don't criticize your grammar, so please don't correct mine. Plus... you, as I've done my research, have quite a history about you. Maybe, just maybe I should post everything about you up here, along with “Wiggle” and “Kurtains” and about eight others that I find.... so juicy that DogPatchPress would be humping my legs with joy of finding such... information.
Oh, quit your whining! I can already here “Oh, but that's impossible, Abe! I haven't done anything wrong or anything that can be traced back to me!” Pfft, what a ton of bullshit. One member, who frequent this post, is actually a ex-convict – charged with armed robbery and resisting arrest along with five other things, but yet, you take their words as if it was honey. Tsk tsk, y'all are nothing but hungry dogs biting at a already clean bone. It's to the point where the bone is about to break because of all the constant gnawing in which you vermin keep doing. Ugh, this is truly... entertaining to watch.
I do find it odd though, that this website say's it doesn't track you or keep any types of information about on anywhere in its servers and etc... well damn, guess they lied to y'all as mi currently scrolling through lots of things, including deleted messages. Hmm, some of them are actually... pretty intriguing, but anyways, that's not the reason why I'm here, and I'll be damned if I turn around and become one of you – exploiting peoples addresses, phone numbers and photographs and other personal stuff. Oh, yeah! I forgot to mention that, erm, not too long ago, one individual has tried to figure out who I am within the server, telegram and on Kiwifarms. Its incredible of how much people are trying to drag down one server because of accusations that hasn't been proven. If it was proven, all of the server would've left Simba. Discord and Telegram would've taken action by now and Patreon would've shut them down. But... there's one thing: neither side has substantial evidence in order to bring this highly embarrassing case to a final close.
I find it hilarious – yet again of how quick someone is to say “oh, that's Simba alt right there” and literally haven't a clue that it's not Simba, but yet someone else that knows how to type like a maniac. Just because I use big words does not mean I'm Simba. I am a individual who just goes through kiwifarms and mainly start shit for fun (fyi, I have more then one kiwifarms account and enjoying this show of everyone chasing their tails.)
I would add more here, people, but i got a family to take care of, and right now, as much as i need this humor, i must go and fix dinner and poof for another few weeks so i can i watch all of you fume and try to figure out how to get out of this mess.
Au revoir, les amis.