Debate mrcristofer2013 from Smashboards about how Pyra getting into Smash is worse than Hitler

[mrcristofer2013]

Even then, I hope Sakurai will die.

 

[Red Sparrow]

Even then, I hope Sakurai will die.

You say that, but he'd probably go: "Who are you?"

Go get some real friends and a job mate. And don't wish death on people, the world can have a way of turning it back on you.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Even then, I hope Sakurai will die.

Someone just needs to play other games lol

 

[Gravemind]

Holy fuck, this whole thread.

OP should do himself a favor and smash his router/modem.

 

[mrcristofer2013]

You say that, but he'd probably go: "Who are you?"

Go get some real friends and a job mate. And don't wish death on people, the world can have a way of turning it back on you.

I rather have no friends.

Someone just needs to play other games lol

Except that I do.

 

[Red Sparrow]

I rather have no friends.

Why? Because you're scared that they'll end up running away from you because of your lifestyle of no cleaning and living in a basement?

Except that I do.

Well, I have two words for you: Git Gud.

 

[Slimy Time]

Wait, did you make an account just to bitch about a video game?

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Except that I do.

Other smash games don’t count

 

[mrcristofer2013]

Why? Because you're scared that they'll end up running away from you because of your lifestyle of no cleaning and living in a basement?


Well, I have two words for you: Git Gud.

People who made this assumption should also die

Other smash games don’t count

I also play other fighting games.

 

[FEETLOAF]

SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE - Xtreme
What: An epic competitive Super Smash Bros. Ultimate tournament!
Where: The house of [redacted]
When: Saturday, February 16, 2019. The tournament starts at 8:00 A.M. sharp
Why: To have fun and find out who really is the King of Smash in [redacted]!!
Entry is $5
Pizza and soda will be provided! Woohoo!!

To keep things fun and fair for everyone, we will be playing with Competitive Gentlemen's Rules! Breaking the rules will result in a game loss, and if serious enough or reported, a disqualification.

Rules:
All rounds are best 2 out of 3. You must truthfully report to the tournament organizer who won each round.
3 stocks per game and the timer must be set to 6 minutes.
All stage hazards must be turned off.
NO SWEARING or saying mean/crude things to your opponent.
NO EATING OR DRINKING by the TVs or when you are holding a controller. Make sure to wash your hands with soap and water before picking up a controller.
NO TALKING when playing or nearby people who are playing, since it can distract players.
NO TAUNTING because it is rude and can make opponents feel bad.
NO ITEMS except for Pokeballs and Smash Balls, which must be set to medium (Masterballs are too overpowered and are not allowed).

These stages are allowed:
Final Destination, Battlefield, Big Battlefield, Smashville, Town & City, Pokemon Stadium 2, Duck Hunt, Lylat Cruise, Skyworld, Fountain of Dreams, Dreamland, Umbra Clock Tower, Midgar, Reset Bomb Forest, Peach's Castle

NO SPIKING OR GIMPING. If a player falls off the stage, you must wait for them to recover before you continue fighting. Following them off the stage to attack or scare them away is unfair and not allowed.
NO CHARACTER SWITCHING. You must decide what character to play at the beginning of the tournament and you are not allowed to switch during the tournament.
NO DIRECTIONAL AIRDODGING. Thisis a bad ability that can be used for unfair things like wavedashing and avoiding attacks that deserve to hit. Since its easy to do this without meaning to, there will be a three-strike system: If you airdodge in a direction more than three times, or a tournament organizer judges that you are doing it intentionally, you will be disqualified. Normal airdodging is okay.

These characters are banned:
ALL ECHO FIGHTERS (Dark Samus, Daisy, Pichu, Dr. Mario, Lucina, Dark Pit, Lucas, young Links, Ken, Richter) ebcause they can be confusing to opponents and don't add anything to the game.
BAYONETTA because she is too good.
CHROM because he is so hard to unlock so many players might not be used to playing as/against him
MR GAME & WATCH because he is too hard to see and the randomness of his side B ruins the competitiveness
DUCK HUNT because he just spams and is not fun to play against (Sorry Kyle)
POKEMON TRAINER because you aren't allowed to switch characters and playing 3 characters would be unfair. Also it can be confusing with pokeballs which Pokemon is your opponent.

These moves are banned:
ALL COUNTER ATTACKS (Down-B) because they are unfun and unfair.
SNAKE'S SIDE-B because it is impossible to avoid and unfair.
ISABELLE'S SIDE-B because it is annoying and unfair.
SHULK'S B (Monado) because it changes his stats and basically makes him a different character, which counts as character switching and is not allowed.
GRENINJA'S SIDE-B because it lets you teleport which is way too good and can be used to unfairly sneak up to/away from your opponent.
ALL UP-B MOVES ON STAGE because up-B moves are for recovering ONLY and using them to hit/avoid your opponent is not how they are supposed to be used.

NO SPAMMING PROJECTILES/SMASH ATTACKS. Spamming is not fun and not competitive. You are only allowed to use 15 projectiles and 15 smash attacks in a single game. Using more will result in an immediate game loss.

NO COMPLAINING ABOUT THE RULES (This includes YOU Kyle). The rules are here to make it a fun and fair competitive experience for everyone. If you don't like them, you don't have to enter but good luck finding a tournament that DOESN'T use competitive rules.

Thanks for your interest and hope you enter!! I'm looking forward to having a fun time with everyone

 

[Rotollo]

I also play other fighting games.

What are you a Capcuck?

 

[Screw Danlon]

Smash is a fake fighting game and anyone who likes it as more than a casual game is a faggot.

Fags only, Final cuckstination.

Also, Pyra’s tits are the only good things about the Xeno series.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Also, Pyra’s tits are the only good things about the Xeno series.

This is perhaps the most truthful thing ever committed to text.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

I also play other fighting games.

Flash smash games also don’t count, maybe play a shooter idk

 

[whatever I feel like]

I was going to defend my waifu, Mythra (and and only Mythra) but ten pages already? It's too late, my queen.

 

[Shitpiss Babylord]

Also, Pyra’s tits are the only good things about the Xeno series.

Disagreed. My argument: Mithra's tits, Newt's abs, Kora's legs. The waitfubait in general was pretty strong

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

I also play other fighting games

What do you play and how terrible are you at them?

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Disagreed. My argument: Mithra's tits, Newt's abs, Kora's legs. The waitfubait in general was pretty strong

Having hentai artist as the character designers is probably what helped.

 

[Raiken]

The best thing about this is that we are getting TWO sets of big fat anime diddies.

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

Lol what a nerd