Debate the user brandobaris here about whether or not he is a wannabe rapist pedo. - Or: Debate the user brandobaris here about whether or not peter coffins entire family are real dolls

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Bitch I Might Be said:
:story: I know he's a gigantic cuck and all but really, is it THAT hard to believe that Peter Coffin just happened to meet a nice Scottish girl with severe body issues (enough to photoshop herself constantly) and marry her? Why the fuck would he buy a fake baby?

He's fairly decent looking (compared to other cows), able-bodied, and seems to be personable at least in some sense. He's doing better than you in life and you're salty. Let it go, fam.
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I never disagreed he met a scottish girl with body issues.

I'm talking about the assumption that he has a realdoll and a realdoll baby and uses it to continue his fantasy. I have no idea what the relationship he has with the real life person.

The girl who needed corrective jaw surgery lived in scotland, which if it was needed, and not plastic surgery would be covered under the public health system there.

Secondly, someone posted a picture of Ashleigh 6 years ago

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https://www.reddit.com/r/cosplaygirls/comments/12dlfl/lust_full_metal_alchemist/
 
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Brandobaris said:
I never disagreed he met a scottish girl with body issues.

I'm talking about the assumption that he has a realdoll and a realdoll baby and uses it to continue his fantasy. I have no idea what the relationship he has with the real life person.

The girl who needed corrective jaw surgery lived in scotland, which if it was needed, and not plastic surgery would be covered under the public health system there.

Secondly, someone posted a picture of Ashleigh 6 years ago

Posted 2010
https://www.reddit.com/r/cosplaygirls/comments/12dlfl/lust_full_metal_alchemist/
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I see tell me more. What fantasy would he be pursuing? Why have a wife and a baby and a fake wife and a baby? Do you think he could be part of the lizardman conspiracy? The evil bastard.
 
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Brandobaris said:
I never disagreed he met a scottish girl with body issues.

I'm talking about the assumption that he has a realdoll and a realdoll baby and uses it to continue his fantasy. I have no idea what the relationship he has with the real life person.

The girl who needed corrective jaw surgery lived in scotland, which if it was needed, and not plastic surgery would be covered under the public health system there.

Secondly, someone posted a picture of Ashleigh 6 years ago

Posted 2010
https://www.reddit.com/r/cosplaygirls/comments/12dlfl/lust_full_metal_alchemist/
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This looks like the same girl and I don't understand your point tbh.
 
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Cthulhu said:
I see tell me more. What fantasy would he be pursuing? Why have a wife and a baby and a fake wife and a baby? Do you think he could be part of the lizardman conspiracy? The evil bastard.
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You are in the same universe as me right? The same universe where people do this?

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So wait, why does anyone still think the real girl is some sort of hired actress or shill? Even if you want go for maximum doll-age, and assume that every pic before our first undeniable proof of Ashleigh's existence was a doll, at this point she's still been with Peter Coffin for years. Why would any sane person do that, even for pay? The guy is a toxic mess, and tying your career to him as an up-and-coming actress/instagrammer/whatever would be career suicide.
Doesn't it make a lot more sense that they're really married, and Ashleigh isn't going to leave no matter how disgusted she gets, now that there's a child to raise?
 
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Kosher Dill said:
So wait, why does anyone still think the real girl is some sort of hired actress or shill? Even if you want go for maximum doll-age, and assume that every pic before our first undeniable proof of Ashleigh's existence was a doll, at this point she's still been with Peter Coffin for years. Why would any sane person do that, even for pay? The guy is a toxic mess, and tying your career to him as an up-and-coming actress/instagrammer/whatever would be career suicide.
Doesn't it make a lot more sense that they're really married, and Ashleigh isn't going to leave no matter how disgusted she gets, now that there's a child to raise?
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We are all dolls fam
 
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Kosher Dill said:
Why would any sane person do that, even for pay? The guy is a toxic mess, and tying your career to him as an up-and-coming actress/instagrammer/whatever would be career suicide.
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You are on kiwifarms, a place that discusses the life of a woman that worked at Nintendo as PR with television spots while prostituting on the side.

I'm really quite baffled at how you think this is so out there considering the people you guys cover.
 
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Brandobaris said:
You are on kiwifarms, a place that discusses the life of a woman that worked at Nintendo as PR with television spots while prostituting on the side.

I'm really quite baffled at how you think this is so out there considering the people you guys cover.
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Please discuss.
 
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Cthulhu said:
Please discuss.
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There's really nothing more to discuss, I've laid out what I think, I've linked you to numerous threads on people cataloguing all this and supporting my assumption. If you choose to believe that some girl is too smart to hook up with Peter Coffin for plastic surgery money while he spends time building his life around his real doll and having some sort of relationship through getting married and getting a realdoll baby to add to his fantasy, then I was wondering.

Have you ever heard of Chris-chan?
 
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Brandobaris said:
There's really nothing more to discuss, I've laid out what I think, I've linked you to numerous threads on people cataloguing all this and supporting my assumption. If you choose to believe that some girl is too smart to hook up with Peter Coffin for plastic surgery money while he spends time building his life around his real doll and having some sort of relationship through getting married and getting a realdoll baby to add to his fantasy, then I was wondering.

Have you ever heard of Chris-chan?
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I'm not arguing fam just asking. Why do you think she would spend all this time with him?
 
UnwiseKhan said:
nigger it's a thread about "debating" the subject. If it was supposed to be "this is my opinion and it's right" just say that lol.
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I didn't make the thread, the mods did.

Cthulhu said:
I'm not arguing fam just asking. Why do you think she would spend all this time with him?
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I don't think there's much info to go on, other than she has body issues. 99% of the interaction we see with Coffin is the scripted YT vids, that's it.
 
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