Debate user @dvnc on taking a hint

im jealous of null tbh not only does he have women constantly lusting for him and giving attention but they sent him 100 dollars? HOLY CRAP DUDE thats more than my uncle gave me for christmas i feel like while maybe a wiser choice null is missing out on some fun times and ladies i would do an exact 180 of him if i ever got the chance
 
Remember that time when Null was whining about the lack of suitable women who are eligible to sire his child around 2 years ago?
I would not consider “Discord e-dating, allegedly alcoholic thot paypig contacting him through 3 different channels despite being told to stop multiple times” to be a suitable woman to sire any child. That’s just me, though.
 
The common wisdom is to not stick your dick in crazy, but it's perfectly fine and quite fun to do if you simply prepare for crazy.

If laying the Slobbermutt pipe in @dvnc is off the table, maybe someone else can step up and show her a good time? I nominate @Bargain Bin Laden, my favorite sperg.

On the upside, at least @dvnc is a woman and not an auto mechanic living in Texas with 5000 hours logged in TF2. Silver linings and all.
 
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Honestly this is more concerning than Channing Craeger's Christmas example.
 
After contacting me over DMs, Twitter, and email for months, she has started trying to cause problems indirectly in public.
...Is that it? As parasocial obsessions go, that's pretty mild. She wasn't even invested enough to send you NSFW fanart of your teenage self brutally carved up into a piece of furniture.

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i would do an exact 180 of him if i ever got the chance
Yeah, I wonder why your uncle is so hesitant about giving you too much disposable money.

"Do you know Mandy?"
 
Null takes the no egirls rule very seriously. Atleast he has integrity and doesn't end up getting catfish by a dude pretending to be a woman.
Look nigga

Titties are temporary, glory of kiwifarms is eternal. A patrician choice.
Also imagine meeting your partner in some kiwi farms discord thing. I'd rather stick my dick in a can of tuna
But tinder is ok? At least you know both of you are gay, autistic and have at least one thing in common besides wanting to bang each other.
 
I notice the guy she likes might not have reciprocated as yet or am I reading that wrong?
 
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