Debate user @Dyn on the merits of simping for the French

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Counterpoint: Let me tell you about a guy named Rick who simped for the French: The woman he loved ended up taking an airplane out of Morocco with another man. Don't simp for the French.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There was an article recently saying French women poll far-right higher than men, so I might have to agree.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

There was an article recently saying French women poll far-right higher than men, so I might have to agree.

Are these French women or "French" women? Because it would only make sense for the muzzie hordes to have very conservative views.

 

[isalaide]

1. Cheeses.
2. Baguettes.
3. Macarons.
4. Champagne (should have been higher).
5. Mousse au chocolat.
6. French onion soup.
7. The Riviera.
8. Colette.
9. Dégas.
10. Notre Dame.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I don't hate the French thanks to a single gun-obsessed madlad.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Thanks to the French the Crusade of Varna was a massive failure, so they're niggers in my book.

 

[Bookwork]

I just wish they'd learn to spell like they talk or talk like they spell. They just like giving everybody else a hard time. Heureux? Non.

 

[Tims]

I pray for the day the Republic of France sinks into the ocean after a nuclear holocaust, when the world collectively decides that simply speaking the French language to non native speakers is the equivalent of a war crime... When they smell better dead than alive. Alas this is unfortunately still a dream at this point...

 

[Dyn]

French people are superior to all other mayoids at everything they do. I view them as fully realised human beings deserving of all the rights and privileges I'd extend to a melanated brother.

I just wish they'd learn to spell like they talk or talk like they spell. They just like giving everybody else a hard time. Heureux? Non.

This is just an unfortunate byproduct of the French being so much more advanced and civilised than any other wh*te race that they standardised their spelling far earlier than other wh*toid languages. Speakers of Old French (I am fluent in both Old French and modern French, as any man of culture should be) will find that everything is pronounced just as it's written and the silent letters are fully pronounced, but shifts in colloquial accents gradually moved the spoken language further and further away from it's written form.

If the English or Germans were as cultured and intelligent as the French their languages would be suffering the same issue, but they unfortunately spent most of their history just spelling things phonetically, scrawling down different versions of the same word almost at random, like mongoloid children in special education classes.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I don't know, that one woman with the blonde hair on one of those "La amour" ads was pretty hot.

 

[Lidl Drip]

OP se lève à midi tous les jours, prend son petit déjeuner et enchaîne les épisodes de ‘L’amour est dans le pré’ au lieu de chercher du travail. C’est vraiment un branleur.

 

[Dyn]

OP se lève à midi tous les jours, prend son petit déjeuner et enchaîne les épisodes de ‘L’amour est dans le pré’ au lieu de chercher du travail. C’est vraiment un branleur.

En France on appelle ça un 'siesta', mademoiselle.

 

[Bookwork]

If the English or Germans were as cultured and intelligent as the French their languages would be suffering the same issue...

The Germans put bullet holes over their vowels and the English let you say you ate at eight. They are dangerous people and I would not have sex with them.

 

[Jex]

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

1. Cheeses.
2. Baguettes.
3. Macarons.
4. Champagne (should have been higher).
5. Mousse au chocolat.
6. French onion soup.
7. The Riviera.
8. Colette.
9. Dégas.
10. Notre Dame.

When 6 out of 10 points are just food or drink items that could have easily been invented elsewhere, I don’t know if that’s a good thing.

BTW, the Germans invented a language just to troll the rest of the world, and you cannot convince me otherwise.

 

[draggs]

who broke dyn and who is going to fix it

 

[Dyn]

Who'd win in a fight, the entire American military or like half a former French colony?

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Who'd win in a fight, the entire American military or like half a former French colony?

one 'Murican soldier, properly armed with 'Murican guns, could take out any number of Frog soldiers. The French are such pussies they surrendered to the Germans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armistice_of_22_June_1940

 

[Misericordia]

ahh the french . . .

 

[Dyn]

one 'Murican soldier, properly armed with 'Murican guns, could take out any number of Frog soldiers.

No it was a rhetorical question because you already lost a whole ass war to half a French colony in rice hats and pajamas.