Debate user @Dyn on the merits of simping for the French

Why would anyone care what an Abo's opinion is about the civilized world? Just give Dyn a container of petrol to sniff and he'll stop posting nonsense and be happy.
 
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Dyn said:
French people are superior to all other mayoids at everything they do.
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They’re not very good at Agincourt. Or Crécy. Or waterloo.
Or any loos, have you ever seen a French public toilet? They’re foul. They only stopped using squat loos in the late nineties.

I will give them grudging respect for the foreign legion, being able to spray the Hôtel de Ville with liquid manure when aggrieved and their propensity for civil unrest based protest which involves burning things in the road, but the Englishman is a clearly superior creature.
Imagine simping for the French.
 
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Dyn said:
You realise you're bragging about a war you lost, right?
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The English won the battle. Stretching it out to ‘best of hundred years’ is really bad form.
Funny little things, the French. Terrible food as well. You know they eat horses?
 
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The English won the battle. Stretching it out to ‘best of hundred years’ is really bad form.
Funny little things, the French. Terrible food as well. You know they eat horses?
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Avez perdu les Guerres Angevines, avez perdu la Guerre de Cent Ans, avez perdu la Guerre d'indépendance des États-Unis. Pleure plus fort, Rosbif, et peut-être que tes ancêtres entendront tes lamentations.
 
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Otterly said:
The English won the battle. Stretching it out to ‘best of hundred years’ is really bad form.
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"At least we won some of the battles before they inevitably crushed us and all of our allies and then annexed enormous tracts of our land in a war that we started in the first place" is not the flex you seem to think it is.
 
Who won't he simp for if he simps for the Franch
 
The French are cool.
Best looking guns.
Best looking uniforms
Best general in history
Created the first modern tank
Turned most of Europe Christian.
 
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They're a part of the EU do I need to say more
 
Pas étonnant qu'il aime tant la France. Il n'y a pas d'endroit au monde mieux adapté pour manger des bites noires et musulmanes.
 
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