Debate user 'Geared Chris' on if @elb is some woman or something

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elb said:
Can confirm, she texted me directly in response to one of my replies here. When I blocked her number she moved back to the site. Apparently I’m supposed to “call off Kalea” or she’ll “show all”

I’m not sure what @Kalea needs calling off from but I’m sure it’ll be spectacular
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O mighty oracle of Kalea! Save us now, we prithee from her great and terrible wroth! Show us the way to greater salvation, you who know the great mystery of her majesty!

Neetorino said:
Clearly everyone here is Kalea, so we need to be called off. Shame Geared Chris turned out to be a Cynthia sock, those stream reviews were great sources of information. That does explain the high levels of optimism for Nick and high pessimism about the state of Kiwi Farm. It also explains why, even after a few months, "Chris" never uploaded an icon or seemed to include themself when referring to people on the Farms.
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She can be Rathchet Christina on her next account name. No one will suspect

Catgirl Tyranid said:
WHAT!? @Geared Chris is @Cynthia Behave!? You were doing so good! You were an appreciated farmer whose contributions were immeasurably useful to those of us who can't sit through a Rekieta stream anymore! I GAVE YOU STICKERS.

Why are you this way! Why can't you just be normal!
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Sticker betrayl is the most dastardly of them all!

Neetorino said:
@Kalea Is Nick's former chat mod who made a joke about Romaine or Ricardo and lost her wrench. From my understanding Cynthia thought that Kalea had several socks she'd use all at once in the thread.
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Kalea is in the room with us right now, I am told
 
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Catgirl Tyranid said:
WHAT!? @Geared Chris is @Cynthia Behave!? You were doing so good! You were an appreciated farmer whose contributions were immeasurably useful to those of us who can't sit through a Rekieta stream anymore! I GAVE YOU STICKERS.
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In the end all it took was one puzzle piece to break the dam of crazy.
A Cardboard Box said:
Okay but who the fuck is Kalea and why should I care?
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A figment of Cynthia's mental illness. Pay it no mind.
Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
I'm going to miss the stream highlights. Oh well.
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Just goes to show you, nowadays, only a crazy person can tolerate listening to Nick's show on a regular basis.
 
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Can anyone explain Cynthia's beef with @elb and @Kalea ? I was watching the thread when she first got thread banned from Nick's thread, but I'm still confused as to why there's animosity between them.
 
Kopasea said:
Can anyone explain Cynthia's beef with @elb and @Kalea ? I was watching the thread when she first got thread banned from Nick's thread, but I'm still confused as to why there's animosity between them.
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Cynthia wants to be the biggest female detractor/alog on the scene and is jealous.

It's a shame because Cynthia has shown the propensity to be a good alog (especially if she really was @Geared Chris, I really appreciated the stream summaries), but routinely spirals when people push back on her for getting into the weeds obsessing over people loosely connected to Nick that the farms isn't interested in.
 
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Geared Chris said:
Nah, stay with the narrative. @elb lost both her girls - it's in the confirmed files and regretable considering her circumstances. I GUESS Michael Long/Sophie was worth that loss?

The baby daddys' had more money. She claims she had no income and couldn't care for them.

Okay, sure, but she went to Anime Matsuri in between, cue boob pics for which she got VERY MAD on Nick's Discord. Vwey angry. She now stocks shelves for Target (or something) and clips for Kiwi and YT.

Are there any responsible adults around? Elissa is doing good work but she may need a thread of her own. She might have fucked up as much as Nick.
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How many CEO cocks have you sucked recently, Cynthia?
 
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Geared Chris said:
Nah, stay with the narrative. @elb lost both her girls - it's in the confirmed files and regretable considering her circumstances. I GUESS Michael Long/Sophie was worth that loss?

The baby daddys' had more money. She claims she had no income and couldn't care for them.

Okay, sure, but she went to Anime Matsuri in between, cue boob pics for which she got VERY MAD on Nick's Discord. Vwey angry. She now stocks shelves for Target (or something) and clips for Kiwi and YT.

Are there any responsible adults around? Elissa is doing good work but she may need a thread of her own. She might have fucked up as much as Nick.
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Maybe your New Yorker ass needs a thread just like spectre. you're insufferable go away. Let me know when you find a responsible adult because the mirror isn't showing a reflection for you
 
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Geared Chris said:
I had nothing to do with it. They are messy meses of girl fragility. Travel back 3 pages earlier and watch it unfold.

And, btw, KIWI, if none of you have not trangulated PerceptionCheck with Kalea, you're liteally the worst Farmers EVER.

Nick will confirm. Happy to Superchat with the question.
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Why are you so fucking obsessed with her? Legit, can we get on with it? Why do you have such a hard on to prove something that none of us give a fuck about? Seriously, stop. You're showing your ass right now, and it's not a good look. Lemme give you a piece of advice: first rule of holes: when you're in one, quit digging. Whatever your initial goal was still sucked, and it didn't work. Go back to your troll hole and think of other mean things you're going to say to convince the rest of us while you beat off, you buttcrust.
 
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Geared Chris said:
Nah, stay with the narrative. @elb lost both her girls - it's in the confirmed files and regretable considering her circumstances. I GUESS Michael Long/Sophie was worth that loss?

The baby daddys' had more money. She claims she had no income and couldn't care for them.

Okay, sure, but she went to Anime Matsuri in between, cue boob pics for which she got VERY MAD on Nick's Discord. Vwey angry. She now stocks shelves for Target (or something) and clips for Kiwi and YT.

Are there any responsible adults around? Elissa is doing good work but she may need a thread of her own. She might have fucked up as much as Nick.
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What the fuck are you even talking about? This shit is GIBBERISH! Get a LIFE!
 
Captain Manning said:
Seriously, I kinda hope she stays away for good this time. Her Kalea bullshit is tiring.
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Fucking Lmao. @Captain Manning she never even left.

Null said:
Okay, so the following users are the same person:
  • @JudyGemstone
  • @Geared Chris
  • @Romy Behave
  • @Lumber Licker
  • @Kurt's Depression
  • @MontaShaft
I can't make a determination if this person is also @Cynthia Behave but what information I have available does not contradict it.

In the future, new users joining for this thread and trying to shit it up should be ignored and reported instead of given attention. This is clearly a mentally unwell person who will become a persistent nuisance user that ban evades continually. The only effective way to deal with them is for the users of their target area to ignore them.
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