Debate user Napoleon BonerFart on the lyrical meaning behind every Phil Collins song

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I think when he said “I don’t care anymore” he really didn’t care anymore

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I could buy it for land of confusion

Regan even had to resort to a hand from his monkey while he watched dressed as superman

 

[ElAbominacion]

Against All Odds is probably not about inceldom...

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Then is Home By The Sea a song about fucking ghosts?

It's about a burglar getting trapped in a house filled with ghosts that rape him for the rest of his life.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

Every Phil Collins song in existence paints an elaborate story about an incel finally about to have sex and then blowing his load prematurely.

In correct, every Phil Collins song is just one story:

Ooooooh I'm Phil Collins and I'm very gay
I'll just suck your dick you don't gotta pay
My biggest achievements are movie soundtracks
[the greatest drum solo you have ever heard in your fucking life]
I'M PHIL COLLINS AND I AM VERY GAYYYYYY

 

[Tablet County]

Then is Home By The Sea a song about fucking ghosts?

Fucking ghosts like "Goddammit! Fucking ghosts!" or fucking ghosts like

 

[Cable 7]

The Roof is Leaking? And by "roof" you mean "penis" Mr. Collins.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

Ermm actually it's all just Curious George. Phil Collins means Curious George.

Edit: imma KILL youtube for being uNaVaIlAbLe MY ASS.. Here's an image I guess

 

[Hamstirer]