Debate user@ Napoleon BonerFart on the merits of not bothering to leave those stupid little white flags on my lawn after dowsing it in chemicals.

Napoleon Bonerfart

Napoleon Bonerfart

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Let me tell you why those little white flags are stupid.

1. Fuck the Earth. I am already spraying my yard with reckless abandoned using a concentrated dimethylene salt sprayer thing that I plug into my garden hose.

2. Is your kid not wearing shoes? It's not like the little brats going around barefoot or anything. I'm mowing the lawn so it's not like the grass is high enough to brush against their feet.

3. You're the one letting your dog take a shit on my lawn. I don't care if it's paws touch a few chemicals. It's all dry after a couple of hours. Anyway, stop being such a bitch.

4. If you come to my house to complain about it like a Karen, I'm going to have raging minecraft fantasies of spraying you with dimethylene salts.

tl;Dr: stay off my lawn or you get what you deserve.

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what chemicals are you talking about?
i don't care about random strangers or dogs, but what about cats? do they get hurt?
 
DumbDude43 said:
i dont even know what flags this thread is about tbh i just want to know if i should call you cringe (if cats suffer) or based (if they dont)
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The issue here is not that I'm going scorched Earth on the weeds in my yard. That's going to happen anyway .

The issue here is that the karens in my neighborhood demand I put little white flags on my lawn to let people know that I just blighted the landscape.

Please try to stay on topic or I will report you to the mods for thread derailment.
 
Hey. It's your lawn. I always thought it was generally considered good manners to not touch someone else's grass as much as possible so you do you. Not like the flags would change anything. People don't exactly follow, "keep off the grass," signs and I doubt most people even know what you're putting the flags down for, in the first place, let alone what they mean.
 
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Napoleon Bonerfart said:
The issue here is not that I'm going scorched Earth on the weeds in my yard. That's going to happen anyway .

The issue here is that the karens in my neighborhood demand I put little white flags on my lawn to let people know that I just blighted the landscape.

Please try to stay on topic or I will report you to the mods for thread derailment.
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fuck you i'll derail however much i want, you can't stop me

these flags sound gay and cringe though, random strangers shouldn't be fucking around on your property regardless of whether you just blasted it with agent orange nor not.
 
Sounds to me like your neighbors wanted to have ads taken out on Craig's list in regards to the free thing they are obviously giving away. Bonus points if you get free manure delivered
 
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