Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

[Chimplord1997]

I've already explained the difference. I don't know how many more times I'm going to be tagged into this to defend a decision which has zero material impact on the thread besides making it worse for an entire week as retards come in to make drive-by comments with the most obvious first glance takes imaginable. I can promise you that my impression of the people in this thread is rotting very quickly and my desire to feature whatever fucking bullshit you're begging me to justify not featuring is now about ten times lower than it was an hour ago, like from "ehh probably not" to "absolutely not".

For future record, because apparently you dumb motherfuckers don't actually use the site except to further your crusade against whoever the fuck this retard is, I feature shit that is FUNNY. If you're going to ask me to feature something, tell me why I should think it's FUNNY. Why people who've never heard of him would find it FUNNY. If it's not FUNNY, or at the very least interesting and consequential, then I don't want to feature it. Litigating the issue with me as "WELL YOU FEATURED RALPH!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!" just makes me hate you for wasting my fucking time.

I think people just don't realize that, while this moment is historic to people who follow Cyrax, it's really not much to people who don't follow him. I love seeing the little goblin's antics but he's a niche lolcow if you like it or not. idgaf if it gets featured or not

 

[#KillAllPedos]

I don’t really follow Cyrax, so I’m not aware of how big his lolcow footprint is, but that would be the first consideration. Do enough people give a shit that he got beat up?

But of course, having the question featured is pretty much the same thing.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

The one thing that I caught onto in that video is Cyrax exclaiming "Why won't you leave me alone?!". Pretty much all the great unwashed watching this and hearing that would conclude this is a man at the end of his rope and not behaving rationally. This is not a good video.

That's what stood out to me. Dude really sounds like he's in genuine pain. Possibly that's because he just got punched in the face.

 

[Burd Turglar]

This is the height of gay.

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

Don't be sad it's not featured, be happy it happened

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Ralph does not live in Portugal, he went there to "own" Andy, and not to be deterred after getting his ass kicked by strangers that didn't know him from Adam the FIRST time, then went back AGAIN and got beat up by Cog's friend, Cog being someone he's had a long standing beef with.

"Long standing beef" is not the only consideration the way I see it. A massive part of the reason that situation was funny was Ralph spent his own money to take a trip to "own" someone, twice, and ended up getting his ass kicked twice for different reasons completely unrelated to him "owning" Andy Warski.

To contextualize this content in terms of Ralph and Cog, based on my understanding, this is the equivalent of Cog and his friend renting the crackshack next to Ralph's Richmond Hovel and sitting on the porch taunting Ralph while livestreaming until Ralph inevitably has a nigga moment, at which point they punch him out rather more badly than happened during Portugal II: Guntastic Boogaloo.

I can see how somebody could make that situation funny in Ralph's context because he's such a belligerent asshole that he would inevitably do something or somethings to dash any sympathy one might have for the situation he finds himself in with two British men taunting him from across the yard.

That said, this does not strike me as that level of funny outside the general principle of someone fucking around and finding out due to bad impulse control, but that fucking around and finding out action would not have happened if not for this guy setting up across the street in the first place.

No hard opinion on featuring it, but I don't think it's funny enough to justify doing so.

 

[Something Awful]

Look, I'm here to see based nigger tranny jews getting 1488 redpill curbstomped, and that's all I will say. Feature what you like. Namaste.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Always funny to see where the line is for different people. Doesn't make much sense to me but that's alright.

 

[${Sandy}]

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little sperg? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in artschool, and I've been involved in numerous record deals in the music biz, and I have over 300 confirmed contracts. I am trained in internet warfare and I'm the top a-log in the entire internet You are nothing to me but just another lulcow. I will beat you the fuck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Akron, Ohio, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Goblin. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of trolls across the youtube and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that breaks the pathetic little thing you call your nose. You're fucking done, cyrax. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I am the drift king with many connections in the music industry, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "tough" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn goblin. I will sit my fat ass all over you and you will suffocate in it. You're fucking dead, raxo." -Music Gunt Marty

 

[anliteralidiot]

That's what stood out to me. Dude really sounds like he's in genuine pain. Possibly that's because he just got punched in the face.

That's not his pain voice, that's his fear voice.
Here's what he sounds like when he's in pain and wants attention:

Here's his fear voice:

The context is that Raxx was caught sending his dick to what he thought was a 14yo while in another relationship, and Marty and Schemekel were confronting him about it.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Cyraxx is a disgusting pedophile, and I don't feel sorry for him one bit about being beat up. That being said, I don't think this is feature worthy.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I agree with Null on this one. Cyraxx is very clearly mentally handicapped and extremely delusional. Going to the house of a disabled man (scumbag or not) and attacking him is fucked. "But he did X nasty thing!" yes and he also has an IQ in the 70s and is totally detached from the real world.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I have less than zero interest in featuring, promoting, or encouraging some dude assaulting a lolcow.

Chance is a known pedophile that threatened rape and murder he honestly got off lightly.

 

[The Fountainhead]

Nulls decision Makes sense: Lets go brass tacks on absolute face value. This video is of a handicapped dude charging at a fat fuck and then getting absolutely bodied to the point he lets out a bloodcurdling shriek . Yeah cyrax is a shitty person but any passerby isn’t going to be privy to past acts it looks like some horrible torturing of goblin kind
Edit: And let’s face it that’s low hanging fruit there’s way too many bad actors itching for another excuse to go after this site again and having a literal round of kick the autistic ™ as featured content is something that can do that.

Each to his own, but I found no entertainment value in this incident, either as an lolcow or anything else. Here's how I see it and I'll use Ethan Ralph as an example: The big difference is that Ethan Ralph can fight back against his tormentors. Clash with him and he'll tell you to fuck off and die. And mean it. And then he'll come back for more. But with this Cyrax guy all I saw was the needless bullying of a nearly helpless individual not capable of fighting back. It became needlessly cruel and crossed over from showing an obnoxious fuckup like Ethan Ralph (who routinely hurts and harms others with his behavior) to some guy living in abject poverty in a dank shithole who's got nothing to live for and no one to give a shit who's got to go through life with a face that looks like it was run over by a T-72 tank. In my opinion, the guy belongs in a group home, not as a target of ridicule and beat downs.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

I dont know anything about the guy, I just am seeing how people conduct themselves here. While you all seem very inept at being convincing, I'll ask you this. If you believe him to be such a blight and a risk, why don't you go deal with him yourself? As opposed to demanding more attention being put towards some random circle jerk thread?

Exactly. I don't know Cyraxx's history but if me saying a fat retard jumping him in the street is gay means I'm a pedo apologist surely all his alogs not organizing to murder him certainly makes them pedo enablers.

To contextualize this content in terms of Ralph and Cog, based on my understanding, this is the equivalent of Cog and his friend renting the crackshack next to Ralph's Richmond Hovel and sitting on the porch taunting Ralph while livestreaming until Ralph inevitably has a nigga moment, at which point they punch him out rather more badly than happened during Portugal II: Guntastic Boogaloo.

Ralph also turned the corner to find Cog and Dan and started guntslapping before he got pounded into the pavement

 

[BigRaxx]

Yeah this thread was a mistake

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

This dwarf may deserve death itself that doesn’t mean that Marty Robbins isn’t a huge fucking cow and those who can’t see it are doomed to cowdom themselves someday.

If cyrax dies tomorrow Marty will seek notoriety in some other way can become a clear cow.

The fact these two faggots were on a zoom call half an hour afterwards tells you everything you need to know. They need to get a room.

 

[Crungass]

Catfishing a ugly retarded mouthbreathing goblin no woman would approach into sending nudes to a minor is like lowering a bucket of piss to someone trapped in a dried up well and calling them a piss drinker. Sure it's true, but it's your piss.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Chance is a known pedophile that threatened rape and murder he honestly got off lightly.

"But but but... he's a PEDO!"

So? The law does not care.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

I would find it funny if it was someone like Tonka or Ralph, one who does not have any mental disabilities and is sound enough not manipulated through that disability. Seeing who Cyraxx is by reading the threads, this ain't funny. This is fucking cringe.

Hard "no" for me.