Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

Should we feature the Cyraxx thread?

  • Feature it!

    Votes: 550 30.3%
  • Don't feature it!

    Votes: 1,267 69.7%

  • Total voters
    1,817
Status
Not open for further replies.
Yeah Null is the passerby when it comes to Cyrax. Go show any random person the "fight" and see what their reaction is. They don't understand the deep lore. You would understand Marty is a bit of a lolcow himself or at the very least an orbiter.
I know fuck all about Cyraxx. I saw what looked like a midget, that people are saying is also a literal retard charging at some fat fuck and something happened offscreen you couldn't even see that made the midget scream.
It's not funny. Maybe if the useless prick filming had actually, you know, filmed it?
Even then, fat cunt should be ashamed of himself, if you have to break a literal retards nose, one that's fucking a foot and a half shorter than you to get him to fuck off, you're a faggot.
There's nothing funny about a video of a rainy street with a midget being beat up off screen.
I know you guys hate the weird little fuck but this ain't it, bro.
 
Gooblin Curb Stomping Mayor of Akron
Screenshot_20230304_012142_YouTube.jpg
 
you aren't just laughing at the retard, you want him dead. You want the fight featured because you hope Cyrax will spiral not because you think it's funny or even interesting. You have sucked any entertainment out of it just like you did with DSP, Wings, Tomlinson, Chris Chan and every other lolcow you get way to invested in.
This is exactly why I just keep track of the Ralph board and rarely post there anymore even though he's my favorite cow.
The sheer degree of aylaawging faggotry sucked the fucking fun out of it.
 
I'm going to expand on this go a bit further in depth because there's been a trend with the newer crowds who are joining now and back during the COVID-19 lockdowns that needs to fucking stop because it's making otherwise entertaining lolcows to follow not funny because of how insufferable the people who follow them are.

It feels to me like the current happenings and the featured threads have been used as competition to try and get featured on Null's MATI streams. This competition, though, has involved manufactured drama and orchestrated events for the sole purpose of being noticed or getting featured and it's getting really irritating.

There's a difference between Chris-chan entering a target and putting up a sign asking for a boyfriend-free girl and then getting arrested by the police as a direct consequence. Those were events that orchestrated solely by the ineptitude of Chris-Chan and what makes it funny is the cause and effect that occurs when obviously stupid actions are set in motion by the lolcow.

It's another thing entirely when you go on a forum, Kiwi Farms or no, and you vaguely imply that someone, probably you, called a swat team to Chris-Chan's house and have him arrested on suspicion of holding captive children in his basement and he's beaten up in a holding cell by violent thugs. This is an orchestration of events for the purpose of clout and that kind of behavior is gay and stupid because it's predicated solely on the purpose of gaining fame and nobody likes attention whores or show offs.

This Cyraxx bullshit is a fucking orchestration carried out by someone who clearly wants to be noticed for clout. It's not even a good quality video, but that's irrelevant. I'm fucking sick of people on this forum, presumably new, coming on here and trying to noticed by Null and trying to get featured because "OH MY GOD! I'm GOING TO BE ON MATI GUYS!" by either encouraging behavior like this or performing criminal acts like extortion or swatting or whatever else.

So my vote is no. Featuring it encourages people to orchestrate events like this and it feeds their hunger for clout and this is something I don't want to see happen because all it does is it just turns Kiwi Farms into some similar vein to TikTok where people act like sociopaths for attention.
Yeah the entitlement in this thread (early on mostly) has been a bit much. It's fine to suggest something for MATI or even being featured but throwing a wobbly over it with Null if he says no isn't going to get you anything but ridicule.
 
I watched the clip...nothing happens? im confused.
Yeah its off camera. That fat cunt couldn't even get the camera pointed at his driveway properly, its a fucking nothing burger. Maybe if it actually showed the beating it would be funny (probably not beating up a retarded midget just isn't funny, its pathetic).
Its literally a video of a midget running across a rainy street and falling off screen with a fat guy on top of him, and then screaming like he was being raped.
It doesnt even show anything interesting.
The people crying about how its not fair it wasnt featured are blinded by their hate for this admittedly disgusting little goblin.

I saw his bedbug riddled penis pictures.
Wait wut? Fuck do you mean bed bug riddled penis? Jfc.
Marty is basically Cyraxx's Clyde Cash.
I don't know man, Clyde never took over a house on Branchland Court and goaded CwC into a fight so he could beat him up. I don't think Clyde would be held in as fond regard if he did shit like that. He'd probably have a thread himself.
 
I don't know man, Clyde never took over a house on Branchland Court and goaded CwC into a fight so he could beat him up. I don't think Clyde would be held in as fond regard if he did shit like that. He'd probably have a thread himself.
No, but Clydes henchmen the pickleman did confront Chris IRL at the mall. Chris had enough sense not to turn it into a physical confrontation. Several other people have confronted Chris IRL and Chris would always flee. Chance on the other hand is so retarded he thinks he's some kind of ultimate badass who can kick anybodys ass. LOL, even after getting beat up by Marty Chance is still making threats.
 
Last edited:
Wait wut? Fuck do you mean bed bug riddled penis? Jfc.
Well it might not have been riddled with the actual fleas, but did he not get a cock infection from numerous bedbug bites?
It's in the OP on Cyraxx's thread. Truly NSFL.

I agree with what you're saying btw. And I see people acting like this guy is the next Chris because there's so much trolling heading his way, but while Chris trolling got down really dark paths, no one to my knowledge straight up provoked him to a fight, only to then hit him off camera.
I just don't see this as funny as say, Ethan Ralph's beatdown (it's the closest thing I can think of that's comparable). Maybe I'm just missing the context or the in joke..idk
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Procrastinhater
Chris had enough sense not to turn it into a physical confrontation.
This I think is why a lot of people just find this distasteful.
Cyrax, apart from being a fucking catastrophically inbred dwarf, is also apparently legally retarded and dumber and more easily provoked then fucking Chris Chan tormenting a retard till he aggros and charges you might be funny to the A Log, but to neutral observers it just looks like bad taste. Its literally kick the autistic. Maybe I'm getting old, but I like laughing at cows that do funny stupid shit on their own, harrassing them to the extent you're fucking making it your fucking lifes work, renting houses near them so you can A Log them in person... its fucking gay, and its obsessive faggotry that makes this Marty faggot look as bad as if not worse than the Goblin.
 
Maybe I'm just missing the context or the in joke..idk
I went into the lore a bit yesterday and I think people just hate cyraxx. The pedo claim comes from a person pretending to be a 14 yo to catfish him, similar to that fat black guy who would rages about football. Cyraxx has chocked two women, one being his grandmother and the other being his ex. It feels to me that the people following cyraxx just want to see him suffer, like with dsp's detractors.
 
I went into the lore a bit yesterday and I think people just hate cyraxx. The pedo claim comes from a person pretending to be a 14 yo to catfish him, similar to that fat black guy who would rages about football. Cyraxx has chocked two women, one being his grandmother and the other being his ex. It feels to me that the people following cyraxx just want to see him suffer, like with dsp's detractors.
I just like the delusional rants he goes on, he would have been a great wrestling personality if he wasn't 4' 1"
 
As soon as you mention how this guy raped a blind kid, beat his grandmother, and goes after underage girls people's opinion changes
If thats all true it certainly explains the hate he gets, no argument there. If he raped some blind kid he should be strung up, not sure why he wouldn't be in prison, like I said I don't really know anything about him, I just think being so fixated on A Logging some retard you start looking to rent property near him so you can fuck with him in person is obsessive and makes this Marty dude as much of a cow as the Goblin himself. Its faggy stalker shit, even Logatto wasn't that bad, shit we could call A Logs Marty's at this point, this is way more cringe than anything A Log ever did.
 
If thats all true it certainly explains the hate he gets, no argument there. If he raped some blind kid he should be strung up, not sure why he wouldn't be in prison, like I said I don't really know anything about him, I just think being so fixated on A Logging some retard you start looking to rent property near him so you can fuck with him in person is obsessive and makes this Marty dude as much of a cow as the Goblin himself. Its faggy stalker shit, even Logatto wasn't that bad, shit we could call A Logs Marty's at this point, this is way more cringe than anything A Log ever did.
Marty is the most obsessed and dedicated alog I've ever seen. He's planning on moving down the street from cyrax and livestreaming on the front porch daily as a "porch monkey" and also allegedly planning to run for mayor of Akron on an anti-pedophile (anti-cyrax) agenda.

Before this he was streaming almost exclusively about cyrax almost daily for months. He's like PPP but not obese to the point of immobility and he actually goes through with his threats.
 
you are forgetting the kiwis that lost their accounts during total retard war thanks to kerfuffle and his false-flagging frens, also their own mania of making a throwaway email and linking their kiwi accounts to it without having a recovery option.
the vote ratio is high enough for this to be settled, no to goblin fight being featured and being honest, it's quite of a let down since it doesn't show much besides dying rabbit noises and that's the funny part of it, the whole thing about someone making a retard angry on purpose is gay, if you aggro a retard are you really not expecting said retard to get angry?
if you lost your account during that it's your own retard fault and you deserve a new account date, and to be judged like you're a new account, because you didn't read the rules and follow them.

if you can't read the rules of the forum you should just kill yourself now because you're going to make the forum a worse place every time you post, guaranteed.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back