OMG MY FAVOURITE THREAD IN ALL THE KIWI FARMS IS BACK! I will honour
@Vingle with my 1000th post.
I was going to use it on the Star Wars Thread for autistic reasons but Disney has killed Star Wars so thoroughly they have even killed their own KiwiFarms thread, a feature I have seen only accomplished by Jacob Sockness.
Is
@Vingle getting better?
I know you are trying to bait me. Even though I don't say it, doesn't mean I don't keep a tab on the shitstirrers.
You have an autistic urge to answer to anyone addressing you, like a vampire or a Hollywood diva the sort of which
@The Last Stand masturbates to.
I did a major in Cowology and that's, like, very cowish of you.
why do you like butt stuff
God made us to feel pleasure in the butt so that we are motivated to poop, otherwise we would never poop and we would explode. But he only gifted us men with this, women must suffer for their original sin with eternal constipation and awful media directed at them.
That picture of Vingle with his pot belly hanging out that was leaked on Telegram makes this OP in which he claims to be a very fit hot twink even funnier.
It was certainly an underwhelming picture, I was disappointed.
I was expecting him to look like one of the Midwich cuckoos or the Children of the corn, a grown-up as a washed-up twink, but that distended gut is really anticlimactic considering his standards towards men. I thought he was a reasonably fit, reasonably attractive guy who was just able to scare away cock by the sheer power of being off and having a disturbing aura, that way it was so much funnier to me.
Norwegian Patrick Bateman doesn't look very threatening.
3/10
Would not be murdered by him.
Vingle also sent me a near nude pic for my birthday last year.
Imagine switching Grindr for the Kiwi Farms.
And to think Null was worried that the politispergs were misusing the website.
Did you see his Vingle? What does it look like?
Phone covered his face, other hand covered his cock. But he had dark pointy nipples and he was sucking in his gut.
Some damn
Silence of the Lambs vibes there
Did he have to make a large, flat palm with his hand to hide his penis? Or did it take only a small fist?
I know you are all too confident you will be able to grift the decrepit Republican Party into a second, non-consecutive, term and I have no doubt that Net&Yahoo would appreciate some Jared Kushner in Washington right now, but, don't you think your sexual proclivities are well known enough to add more?
I cannot imagine #grabhimfromthevingle and tweeting about Liz Fong Jones will replicate 2016 meme magic, Mr President
Palm covered his dick. Grabbed it like it was a ball.
Heavens, that sounds painful
Is that pic really him?
If it is him then he's the Ceo of skinny fat.
Norway must be really progressive.
Where I live, going to the gym in a jockstrap would be universally understood as being a fag trolling for cock at the locker rooms. It's rather against unwritten gym rules.
He might be a pregnant pooner, you never know nowadays.
Imagine transitioning not only into a guy, but into a gay guy who wished he was a straight guy.
Was just asking how you were doing. Christ.
I was going to write the same thing, but since I didn't want to necro this thread I did it on his profile.
Actually, I don't have anything against him nor I dislike him at all, but since he is so intent on making himself a halal cow I don't see why should I pretend I don't find him entertaining.
