Debate user WolfeTone on the value of his contributions to the Farm (and how they are superior to user Just A Butt's).

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Which user is more valuable to the Farms?

  • WolfeTone

    Votes: 3 1.8%
  • Just A Butt

    Votes: 24 14.0%
  • Maskull

    Votes: 12 7.0%
  • This is really fucking gay, why did you even make this thread? Faggot.

    Votes: 79 46.2%
  • RACISM

    Votes: 53 31.0%

  • Total voters
    171
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Considering this chatlog (courtesy of @Just A Butt) is just from an hour or two ago, yes.

He is, what you would call, a terminally online individual, and he desperately wants a parasocial rapport with this website and its community. No amount of mockery will dissuade him, and he seems to be under the impression that he will eventually get Daddy Null to think favorably enough of him that he'll be put in a position of prestige over the website.

But he sure does sperg out if you point out his court records. Or if you just generally happen to be more entertaining and sociable than him without even trying.
Imagine null being your internet daddy someone needs to warn him before he gets choked
 
Imagine null being your internet daddy someone needs to warn him before he gets choked
He reminds me of this guy.
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I'm waiting for his arc where he declares revenge on null for being rejected.
 
He reminds me of this guy.
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I'm waiting for his arc where he declares revenge on null for being rejected.
"If everyone becomes an exceptional retard who overshares online, no one will be."

Yeah, that tracks.

Wasn't the agreement not to make a thread because wolfetone thrives on attention?
Originally, yes. Then he kept wanking himself off about how nobody will make a thread on him, and considering that he's been this loud of a faggot about it in the DMs for a whole ass month straight so far, I decided to finally bite the bullet.

Now he no longer has "the hugbox" excuse to fall back on. I mean, he can still use it anyway if he really wants to, but it'll just be one more thing sucked into the singularity of his retarded, parasocial autism.
 
Honestly, the shit he tipped out looks functional enough.
No clue in what language exactly, but still.
Maybe he could be put to use as some sort of ultrasperg-code-mule.
One task completed = 10 minutes of posting-time in one of the places he got himself banned out of.
Probably not a very viable way to get shit done because you'd have to triple check all of his stuff, but it might get you some funny results.
He actually posted a broken version earlier (missing ; and carriage-return inside quotes, IIRC), and someone pointed out his fuckups.

This is version 2 that he totally did all by himself. lol

And he's very proudy of it.
 
detailed Excel spreadsheets listing various things, one of the more prominent of which being an infinitely expanding list of recommended media that he will never get around to actually consuming.
working multiple different jobs and would disappear for months at a time due to this. One of the last ones I recall him having was as an interstate truck driver.
Sounds pretty based, we could all learn something from that autist's dedication and passion.
 
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