debate users 'DumbDude43' and 'Nick Obre' on whether beards are based or cringe - a question for the ages

[Dyn]

It's extremely homosexual to worry this much about how your beard looks, shave it off if it bothers your lady when you eat her pumpum or grow it out unchecked and untamed if it doesn't.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Beards on young men is almost always a cope for chincels. Just like grown ass man capfishing since they are hairlets.

The fact that you're so focused on people doing things as crutches to hide supposed defects in their appearance reveals you are massively insecure about your appearance and are probably both ugly, fat, balding and gay.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

The fact that you're so focused on people doing things as crutches to hide supposed defects in their appearance reveals you are massively insecure about your appearance and are probably both ugly, fat, balding and gay.

Nigga I am old and ugly as fuck. That was never a question. However I am old enough to have seen all these tricks and know that the only people that use these cope crutches are exactly as described. I also know exactly the type to seethe about it.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

However I am old enough to have seen all these tricks and know that the only people that use these cope crutches are exactly as described.

"The only people who grow a beard are coping"
"The only people who wear baseball caps are coping"

You're not just old and ugly, you're stupid too

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Nigga I am old and ugly as fuck. That was never a question. However I am old enough to have seen all these tricks and know that the only people that use these cope crutches are exactly as described. I also know exactly the type to seethe about it.

So what, is cutting your hair or using conditioner a crutch too? Should we all walk around like neanderthals wearing potato sacks to avoid coping by doing anything at all that might play to your strengths in terms of appearance?

Anyways idk why anyone would shave off all their facial hair unless they were one of those poor souls who can't actually grow an adequate beard, or worked somewhere where they had to. Get one of those guided trimmers with length settings so you walk around with a flattering amount of stubble at all times with as little effort as possible.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

There's a clear correlation between being beardless and success when it comes to buck breaking the Frogs. That's all the evidence I need.

Caesar, Childeric, Charlemagne, Henry V, Bismarck, Hitler, FDR, Boudiaf and Vo Nguyen Giap.

No beards, just a mustache at most for the German and the Austrian.

 

[Dyn]

There's a clear correlation between being beardless and success when it comes to buck breaking the Frogs. That's all the evidence I need.

Caesar, Childeric, Charlemagne, Henry V, Bismarck, Hitler, FDR, Boudiaf and Vo Nguyen Giap.

No beards, just a mustache at most for the German and the Austrian.

His disappointment in you seems palpable and his day appears ruined.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

His disappointment in you seems palpable and his day appears ruined.
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I don't know, I was looking at his coins and they're clean shaven. This must be Fr*nch propaganda.

 

[Dyn]

I don't know, I was looking at his coins and they're clean shaven. This must be Fr*nch propaganda.

Charlemagne grew a wizard beard on his frogstomping campaigns but probably didn't wear one outside of it. Off the top of my head there's also Rollo, and I might be wrong but I think long beards were the fashion in southern Italy when France got megacucked in the Italian wars.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Beards are gay and soy and more unclean than a dogs fur. They look silly or messy on most people.

 

[Stan]

Beards are gay and soy and more unclean than a dogs fur. They look silly or messy on most people.

A well-kept and attractive beard is hot

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Charlemagne grew a wizard beard on his frogstomping campaigns but probably didn't wear one outside of it. Off the top of my head there's also Rollo, and I might be wrong but I think long beards were the fashion in southern Italy when France got megacucked in the Italian wars.

Hmm, maybe this is what settles the issue. You can wear your facial and head hair any way you like as long as you have a historical leader that defeated the French with that style.

Go full ass Viking with a mullet and beard or go for the classic Roman clean-shaven look or anywhere in between. You can even go for a toothbrush style like the H-Man if you're really bold.

 

[Dyn]

Hmm, maybe this is what settles the issue. You can wear your facial and head hair any way you like as long as you have a historical leader that defeated the French with that style.

Go full ass Viking with a mullet and beard or go for the classic Roman clean-shaven look or anywhere in between. You can even go for a toothbrush style like the H-Man if you're really bold.

Agree on the condition that the philtrum-only toothbrush be legally punishable.

 

[St.Davis]

using conditioner

Do men even use conditioner? I only use coal tar shampoo (I'm allergic to everything else apparently, my head bleeds)

A girl asked me what my "skin care routine" was the other day, and was really confused when I said "nothing".

Spoiler

Im not sure if it was motivated by her wanting my dick.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

It's extremely homosexual to worry this much about how your beard looks, shave it off if it bothers your lady when you eat her pumpum or grow it out unchecked and untamed if it doesn't.

>eat the pumpum
>juices soak into beard
>smell like cooch for the rest of the week
>passively assert dominance on other men

Beards 1 - Patchlets 0

 

[DumbDude43]

Do men even use conditioner?

if they have hair as long as this, some do

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Do men even use conditioner? I only use coal tar shampoo (I'm allergic to everything else apparently, my head bleeds)

Sure, but only if I'm staying in a hotel. I figure if I'm paying for it, why not?

Of course I buzz the whole damn dome down to a 1 on a weekly basis so it's not like it's doing anything anyways. Enhances my blocky East Slav features.

 

[DumbDude43]

damn, i have been absolutely felted by kiwifarms. looks like i must admit defeat.
i concede that beards are actually based and redpilled, my denial of this fact was just beardlet cope.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Lumberjack beards are for closet fags and lumberjacks, this whole hipster beard culture thing is an abomination. Everytime i go into a drug store i see the bullshit beard product shelves increasing in size, starting to rival the female face products in some. A long, scraggly beard makes you look like a bum no matter what, keep that shit trimmed and groomed. I use my beard to hide my weak jaw genetics, like God intended.

Of course I buzz the whole damn dome down to a 1 on a weekly basis so it's not like it's doing anything anyways.

There's no haircut besides the buzz cut.

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

I inspired an autistic internet argument! Cool