Debate what could be the plot of a Family Guy Movie

[Colon capital V]

Geez Lois, this is worst than that time we spent an hour and a half stopping [EVIL BAD GUY] from taking over [IMPORTANT THING]

 

[Milkis]

holy crap lois, I dumped a silo full of pig shit in the lake and now quahog is under a giant dome which forces us to flee to alaska

 

[The Last Stand]

Stewie goes to college.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

peber smode weed and get caucht my joe and quahog the pervert say 'no it was my seed i know i M pilot but i smode wred'

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

It’s just two hours of that scene of them vomiting all over from the ipecac

 

[KittyGremlin]

Peter stumbles into India and becomes a tech support scammer

 

[Pony! Hugger of People]

B story: Stewie and Brian go to pride, Brian the stereotypical liberal, only to have to constantly steer Stewie away from perverts and obvious sex acts. Eventually losing him in the crowd of thrusting pedophiles, he then has to infiltrate a gay communist cell and finds out that they're housing Stewie at an alpaca farm and insisting that his former family were abusive and he's actually Stella, Stewie who loves this kinda thing was into it at first but quickly realized their creepy undertones and is terrified of the constant attacks he hears about from the mystery Earl, the man who's out to get him. Brian eventually manages to rescue Stewie after pretending him and his son are an at risk youth and his dog. The trannies suit up in body armor and take their rifles and give chase, catching up just as Brian and Stewie make it into town to be stopped by pride, they make their way on foot running from the crazy trannies only to run right into faggots and "Nazis" about to fight, led by Peter and Lois


A story: Peter and Lois also go to pride and Peter encounters trannies who insist that because he has a high voice, likes show tunes, and isn't immediately repulsed by them, must also be trans. As Peter goes deeper into the trans rabbit hole and even starts hrt, Lois is increasingly frustrated as she is labeled a bigot and trabsphobe for trying to bring Peter back to reality, her Nemesis being another redhead called Lois but this ones a tranny. Eventually through being a nagging cunt Lois manages to accidentally start a protest group that's immediately labeled as Nazis, Ida, who knows Peter agrees with Lois and despite being trans is labelled a bigot herself and becomes a token for the alt right. Meg takes her dad's side as all of the trannies assume she's trans from the get go and accept her, Chris joins Lois because the people around her like to barbeque and shoot guns. In retaliation Peter decides that next pride he will have his operation live during the parade on one of the floats, and while rallying his "men" agrees to help them feel validated, get the laws changed, abolish the government, normalise Maps, and make every Friday sexy Friday. Lois and her group decide to protest pride and is shocked when she sees some of them are armed, they tell her that it's their right and she reluctantly agrees, leading them to protest. Peter meanwhile hears of the protest and decides that maybe he's pushed things too far, he honestly feels much worse now than ever before, and he misses his family, but as he goes to speak to tranny Lois he notices she's loading bricks into a van and and talking about burning down buildings, Peter is shocked and thinks that's crazy but Lois intimidates him into submission, on the day of the parade the protestors and the trannies are about to clash when Brian and Stewie run between the two groups, followed by a group of armed trannies.


Resolution: Both groups are somewhat conflicted, Thale trannies feel they should be on the side of the armed trannies but they were pointing a weapon at a baby, and the protestors respect the right to bear arms, but don't like trannies, Brian starts to give a speech only to be interrupted by Peter who takes over the speech.

With the moral of the speech being, this is how the world sees us, is that really what you want?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Didn't they have that DTV one like 15 years ago

 

[JULAY]

Stewie goes to find his real father only to find that it's him from the future and he learns that his future self is a 35 year old virgin with a shitty job, fucks his coworker named Fran, gets fired, and burns his filthy apartment down. Future Meg trooned out and now calls herself Ron, Chris is a cop married to a foul-mouthed harpy.

 

[sadbird]

peter signs up for the military and spends 5 years as a prisoner of war

 

[tehpope]

Didn't they have that DTV one like 15 years ago

yes

Stewie goes to find his real father only to find that it's him from the future and he learns that his future self is a 35 year old virgin with a shitty job, fucks his coworker named Fran, gets fired, and burns his filthy apartment down. Future Meg trooned out and now calls herself Ron, Chris is a cop married to a foul-mouthed harpy.

The first part is Stewie has a near-death experience and changes his way. He sees some guy that looks like his father but is actually a 35 yo version of himself from the future.

 

[Joe Swanson]

It's a backdoor pilot for the Joe Swanson show

 

[ICametoLurk]

It’s just two hours of that scene of them vomiting all over from the ipecac

I watch this.

 

[Muttnik]

All I know is that there would be an overly long musical sequence that is super gay and drags forever but is simultaneously the best thing in the movie.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

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