Debate: Which Linuxfag archetype is the worst?

Which type of Linuxfag do you hate the most?

  • The Freetard

  • The Privacysperg

  • The Tranny

  • The Furry

  • The Coomer

  • The Developer/Corporate

  • The L33T H4XX0R

  • The Glowie

  • The Criminal

  • People who use Ubuntu/GNOME/SystemD

  • Other not listed

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Just so everybody is up to speed with the jargon.

The Freetard - Someone religiously opposed to any software that isn't open source w/ a free license like GNU or better yet Public Domain. Basically anything that isn't FOSS. Most famous freetard is Richard Stallman. If some software changes its license, the freetard will always stop using it and use something else to replace it. The freetard is always a Linux simp.
The Privacysperg - Someone religiously obsessed with privacy to a near paranoid level. If a single bit of data is ever sent to some server somewhere ever without the privacysperg's approval, no matter how small it is, it's literally a spyware and the privacysperg will stop using it and tell others to not use it. He even hates all of modern Windows up until 95 and maybe 95 too. Some of the most extreme cases don't even have internet for better or worse. Guess they're the smart ones, ignorance is bliss.
The 2 above tend to overlap with each other BTW.

The Tranny - Wears "programming socks", speaks in kawaii ｡^‿^｡ animuh gurl UwU and can't shut the fuck up about KDE, name is a bit hyperbolic because not all of them are trannies, but so many of them are that it's a likely guess anyways.
The Furry - If you know, you know.
The Coomer - Only uses Linux because too scared of Bill Gates spying his porn folder or is a Pedophile who's scared of any monitoring by the police. Either way that's why he uses Linux.
The Developer/Corporate - Only uses Linux out of necessity/because it does a few things better than Windows.
There's an overlap between these 4 above BTW.

The L33T H4XX0R - Aka script kiddie. Always boots Kali Linux.
The CIA agent glowie - For the glowies that don't use Windows, they use Linux for its security and privacy. They're all scared of China, Russia and Israel BTW.
The Criminal - Uses tor to buy drugs, guns and hits. Maybe a hacker or a fraudster, maybe not.
The Normie - 99% of the time uses GNOME with ALSA/Pulseaudio drivers on Ubuntu with SystemD running the kernel. Only uses Linux because of school requirements or some shit like this.

You got 3 choices due to the overlaps, pick wisely.
 
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Tranny, Coomer, & script kiddie 1337 H4XX0R’s are the worst. Having difficulty deciding which is THE worst of the three, though. Probably the Tranny or the Coomer, since the real, worst thing that the 1337 does is pretend to know that which they don’t, aka, 1337’s are the biggest poseurs. Logically, Tranny’s & Coomer’s are the worst. Narrowing it down even more, all Tranny’s are Coomers. So, the conclusion is that The Tranny is the worst Linuxfag Archtype.
 
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I'm the btw I use arch guy, I use arch on my laptop my desktop and my vps. I sudo pacman -Syu every ten mintues to make sure all my things are up to date and pray to arch jesus that nothing is conflicting and breaks shit in unusual ways.
 
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Freetards are generally useless, privacyspergs at least contribute super handy tools or approaches that are genuinely useful.

Furry, Coomer, Tranny, Developer, really should just be one thing; developers. Normie furries use the big two operating systems, Windows and Apple, and there was a joke in the early thousands and 90s that furries built the Internet. Coomer and Trannies are just vacuum like leaches and rarely produce something of worth for the OpenSource community.

Third category, script kiddies. no competition.
 
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The type that treats Linux ecosystem as a super sekrit club and gets assmad when people use it for mundane tasks or when it gets more accessible for the masses.
Troons, furs and coomers also get an honorable mention.

Also this is what the picture for Ubuntu user should be:
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The Backwards Man said:
He used ubuntu to run VMware to use templeos. Same way you use Internet Explorer to download Firefox.
Do not disrespect King Terry like that or you will be cast back into the niggercattle herd.
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"Linux's mission statement is to be a 1970s mainframe our mission statement is to be a Commedore-64."

I've been watching some old Terry content and I realized how much of a genius that guy was. I knew he was really smart but I didn't realize how fucking smart he was.
 
I have to go with the privacysperg on this. The privacy debate attracts a lot of black and white thinking with little room for nuance, and I think all sides are dangerous, both to the users' security and Linux adoption in general. On the one hand you have the people who use some very secure, but barely practical for every day use, system, software, or configuration that no ordinary person is going to use if they just want to browse the Internet or print documents. On the opposite end, there's the faggot who says "Well, your ISP knows your IP address, so you might as well just give up on privacy completely" or the one who says "Linux had a vulnerability once, so it is less secure than Windows" (ignoring the fact that a similar vulnerability would only be exposed on Windows once it had already caused damage).
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
The type that treats Linux ecosystem as a super sekrit club and gets assmad when people use it for mundane tasks or when it gets more accessible for the masses.
Troons, furs and coomers also get an honorable mention.

Also this is what the picture for Ubuntu user should be:
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He doesn't have an "Ubuntu" face, so no also he only uses TempleOS, he has to run it thru a Virtual machine on Ubuntu.
 
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SwanSwanson said:
I don't fucking know. I'm only learning debian for because school.
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Linux + through comptia? If so, don't put too much weight into memorization but understanding what certain commands and modifiers do and how to use them. They change the questions and verbiage as presented in a textbook. One of my question's answer was "Google it."
 
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Absurdist Laughter said:
Linux + through comptia? If so, don't put too much weight into memorization but understanding what certain commands and modifiers do and how to use them. They change the questions and verbiage as presented in a textbook. One of my question's answer was "Google it."
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I'm learning cyber security and linux is one of the courses. No it's not just commands, it's managing servers and webpages through linux.
 
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