Debate with Greer Lawsuit thread regulars about the proper FAQ to be posted in the OP

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My attempt at a FAQ. Please give me all the negative ratings because it's probably not complete.

Thread Rules
Do not fucking help Russell. You are not his lawyer or being paid to help him. If it hasn't been explicitly told to him already by the court or Hardin, and it could help him DO NOT POST it.

Read the FAQ below and try not to piss off @Useful_Mistake


FAQ

Q: Why won't Null answer <whatever>?
A: He doesn't have to. Also he possibly cannot. As a party to the suit, there are things that would be inappropriate or illegal for him to tell us and post. So he won't. He will tell you what he can/wants, when he can/wants. Excepting unfounded speculation, almost all information is found in public court filings (with occasional information found via other verified and public means. I.e. potential witness being dead)

Q: A witness is dead?
A: Yes the only non family witness named at any point was Steve Taylor who as it turns out, is dead and has been for a while.

Q: Who are the other witnesses?
A: There are currently *no* potential witnesses - by agreement between Russell and Hardin after Russell found out witnesses get deposed and did not like that. The agreement makes moot any argument about witness tampering with his father and brother who were the living named witnesses. The Amended Complaint could change things.

Q: Why don't they / have they tried mediation?
A: Yes. It did not work. Russell wants nothing less than to have his thread removed and forever be unmentionable.

Q: Why won't Null settle?
A: Because Russ demands the above free speech breaking limits. It opens the floodgates to everyone suing us to be forgotten. This cannot be settled as a normal copyright case.

Q: Why isn't Google a party?
A: Hardin has tried. Google hosted the file. This entire case is proof we are in legal clown world. A DMCA to Google over gdrive would have removed the copyright problem.

Q: Why did Russell not DMCA Google?
A: Because he actually wants to litigate as an excuse to make the court somehow get what he really wants or bankrupt null to get it. That is the removal of his history from the farms. His history is available on PACER and a some is on courtlistener to anyone who really wants to look; see also Greer v. Freemantle Productions.

Q: Why is the judge disagreeing with himself?
A: He is not. There are multiple judges involved here. Currently a Magistrate Judge who gives recommendations and answers to the authority of the District (Article III) Judge are involved. The Magistrate is the same one in the original version of the case that the 10th insanely threw back on appeal. The District Judge is *not* the same one as before.


Q: What happened with discovery sanctions?

A: The Magistrate Judge granted a first sanction against Russell for discovery misconduct. There are pending motions by Hardin for further sanctions that are not addressed yet. For the first sanction Hardin submitted a fee breakdown amounting to $ 5,369.93 and approximately one month later amended to $5639.93

Russell objected to the District Judge and asked to be only sanctioned $500. The District Judge reduced the sanctions to $1000 citing first sanction and pro se/IFP status. Two unusual things happened here.

The District Judge did not follow local court rules and permit Hardin to respond to the objection before affirming it.

The District Judge also did not use the standard "Lodestar" calculation, and acknowledged this did not cover the defense costs. The lack of consideration for defense expenses violates case law although adjusting the fee is otherwise in the courts discretion for reasonability.

All amounts above do not subtract the fee owed Russell for costs incurred during the 10th appeal process, which are deducted from the end amount by mutual agreement.

Q: Why is there so much about emails/Hitler/stupidity in Russell's filings?
A: See the definition of lolcow. It's irrelevant but to him it's the plight. The claims are dead and cannot come back.

Q: Why did Florida transfer the case back?
A: It should not have happened. The Florida judge also finger wagged Utah about Utah's own rules. Steve Taylor was justification for why it had to be moved back as an "eager witness". Legal clown World.

Q: Does the Magistrate and District judge hate Hardin?
A: We don't actually know despite all of us having theories. The best takes on the thread are going to come from the actual legal Kiwis. Unnamed here but you can figure out who they are by reading the thread. None of them are relevant to the case itself.

Q: What's the current status?
A: As of March 19th 2025 we are waiting for the next court hearing in May of 2025. All other actions are paused unless Russell files something. By this we mean there's nothing for Hardin to do until the court or Russell acts. This is an "effectively" not a legal status.

Q: Paused? Why?
A: Russell has not complied with original discovery requests, but also has submitted an Amended Complaint that names 2 additional KF usernames. Discovery is thus paused until the outstanding docket/sanctions are handled as well as the Amended Complaint as it may restart discovery if allowed to stand.

Q: Why does Russell get so many chances by the court?
A: Greer uses in forma pauperis in combination with pro se and "I'm a helpless disabled idiot". It's super effective when stacked with "Legal Clown World"

Q: Shouldn't Russell know this stuff? Doesn't he have a paralegal degree?
A: Yes but bottom tier degree mill school and Russel. He should have known witnesses get deposed too. See: Clown World, Lolcow

Q: Will Null get money from Greer?
A: Maybe. There's one sanction with more potentially coming. Generally loser does not pay fees in American court though. Greer owns almost nothing - for details read the main thread about his entire life. Russell has also stated he has no money (IFP status) but also that he has money (in filings).

Someone has setup https://paynull.lol/ tracking the current sanctions amount. Again, outside of court filings we are unlikely to hear whether it's been paid or not.

Q: Null has a lawyer. Why doesn't Russell?
A: Russell chose to file as a pro se litigant because lawyers cost money, Russell is broke, and he has just enough paralegal knowledge to (kind of) properly file. This also means he files in forma pauperis: he doesn't have to pay filing fees like Null does. He managed to get a law firm called the Digital Justice Foundation to represent him pro bono (for free) when appealing the case. This is because they are industry copyright sharks and have an agenda on behalf of other larger entities. They have since professionally shown him the door.
 
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All other actions are paused unless Russel files something.

Q: paused? Why?
A: Russel has not complied with original discovery requests, but also has submitted an Amended Complaint that names 2 additional KF usernames. Discovery is thus paused until the outstanding docket/sanctions are handled as well as the Amended Complaint as it may restart discovery if allowed to stand.
It's not technically paused, though, is it? Hardin asked for it to be paused, and it doesn't really make sense for him to do anything at this point, but it's technically not paused if I'm understanding correctly.
 
It's not technically paused, though, is it? Hardin asked for it to be paused, and it doesn't really make sense for him to do anything at this point, but it's technically not paused if I'm understanding correctly.
Clarified. It's basically that in real world terms but not legal terms. I can't find the date 20 pages back either for the hearing so I've put it as May knowing that much is right.
 
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Q: Is useful mistake the same person as Hardin?
A: Fucking no. Neither is he a sock of Null. As far as we know Hardin is not a farmer.
It may be worth mentioning that this was one of the crazy accusations Melinda Scott made when Hardin was in the process of getting her suit thrown out and her declared a vexatious litigant. It has been repeated in this thread as a joke, but has become largely unfunny now through overuse.

Q: Why won't Null answer <whatever>?
A: He doesn't have to. Also he possibly cannot. As a party to the suit, there are things that would be inappropriate or illegal for him to tell us and post. So he won't. He will tell you what he can/wants, when he can/wants. Largely, we are reliant on court docket entries to know what's going on.
Suggested commas to improve readability.

I suggest adding a section with the cryptocurrency addresses for @Useful_Mistake and others who have regularly procured docket filings and other legal documents for us to laugh at. Perhaps something like:
Q: Useful_Mistake, <user>, and <other user> are true niggas, bringing us all these hilarious docket entries. How do I send them some money to cover all those PACER fees?
A: Useful_Mistake's crypto currency addresses are:
* <BTC>
* <XMR>
* <DOGE>
<User>'s cryptocurrency addresses are:
* <XMR>
* <LTC>
* <ETH>
<Other User>'s cryptocurrency addresses are:
* <ETH>
* <XMR>
* <DOGE>
 
It may be worth mentioning that this was one of the crazy accusations Melinda Scott made when Hardin was in the process of getting her suit thrown out and her declared a vexatious litigant. It has been repeated in this thread as a joke, but has become largely unfunny now through overuse.


Suggested commas to improve readability.

I suggest adding a section with the cryptocurrency addresses for @Useful_Mistake and others who have regularly procured docket filings and other legal documents for us to laugh at. Perhaps something like:
Done except for the crypto thing because I am a phone fag doing the best a pro se phone fag can. I throw my retard self on the mercy of the thread mods who happens to be the same person to add his crypto addresses in.
 
Just did a quick editing pass. Don't mind all the red pen, just comes with the territory.

Do not fucking help Russel.
Should be two "L"s in Russell. This isn't the only one-L Russell in the FAQ, so maybe do another pass looking for those.

Q: Who are the other witnesses? There are currently *no* potential witnesses - by agreement between Russel and Hardin after Russel found out witnesses get deposed and did not like that. The agreement makes moot any argument about witness tampering with his father and brother who were the living named witnesses. The Amended Complaint could change things.
You forgot to break the answer out into its own "A:" line here.

Q: Why isn't Google a party? They hosted the file
A: This entire case is proof we are in legal clown world. A DMCA to Google over gdrive would have removed the copyright problem.
Missing punctuation at the end of the Q line, and the answer isn't really an answer to the question but a reason for why it would have been better to go that route. Maybe combine with the next Q for better flow.

Q: Why did Florida transfer the case back?
A: it should not have happened. Legal clown World.
As much weight as Legal Clown World does actually carry in this case, I'd suggest adding at least a bit of detail here on what's so clownish about this. The "eager Utah witness" who ended up being dead, the Florida judge tut-tutting the Utah judge over how they interpreted their own rules, and probably other things I forgot.

Also, you go back and forth on capitalization for the first letter after the "Q: / A:" line intros. I wouldn't consider the Q and A to be part of a sentence, so I'd suggest always capitalizing the first word of the actual question or answer.
 
It may be worth mentioning that this was one of the crazy accusations Melinda Scott made when Hardin was in the process of getting her suit thrown out and her declared a vexatious litigant. It has been repeated in this thread as a joke, but has become largely unfunny now through overuse
It might be worth mentioning that it is completely irrelevant and factoids about me probably shouldn't make it into the OP.
I suggest adding a section with the cryptocurrency addresses for @Useful_Mistake and others who have regularly procured docket filings and other legal documents for us to laugh at. Perhaps something like
I do not like shilling my wallet. I only ask for donations for relatively large purchases. If you want to privately give me money, that's fine, but I would ask that it isn't shilled in the OP.
 
Q: Why were Hardin's sanctions reduced?
A: The magistrate judge asked for a breakdown of costs that are obligatory to give if reasonable and gave it to the district judge. The district judge reduced the fee for no reasons really given despite court rules stating he should not.
This needs clarification and fact checking because I'm pretty sure that's not how it played out...
 
This needs clarification and fact checking because I'm pretty sure that's not how it played out...
This has been discussed repeatedly in the past few dozen pages that's exactly what happened. I also can no longer edit the post.

Apparently I can but fuck it I'm pretty sure I know what I read and someone else can write the FAQ if they'd like.

Grammar corrections made.
Reference to the joke about useful mistake removed it was only in there to try and keep people from annoyingly doing it since I know he's sick of it.

I'm also not adding russells history of LDS or tardbux or not. If people care that much there's an entire Greer thread. I will probably go remove the car reference because I was trying to to be clear there's not a lot of funds to recoup. And that's it.

I think I'm done with this thread for a while. Y'all go find someone else to gnaw on.
 
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>Be Russell Godfrey Greer
>Start drama online
>Drama is discussed by fruit forum
>Reeeee online
>Online reeeeeing is discussed
>Mald impotently
>Malding is mocked
>That does it
>File lawsuit against fruit forum
>File filings full of drama
>Fruit forum discusses dramatic filings
>howcouldthishappentome.bmp

Q: Why did Russell not DMCA Google?
A: Because he actually wants to litigate the tossed claims of harassment and defamation. Solving a copyright problem doesn't get him what he actually wants.
He doesn't want to litigate defamation or harassment; he'd have to go after the users making the defamatory statements. They're just an excuse to get what he really wants: obliteration his history of vexatious litigation from Kiwi Farms. (Strokey the Snowflake doesn't remember that said history is available on PACER to anyone who really wants to look; see also Greer v. Freemantle Productions.)

Also a potential addendum:
Q: Null has a lawyer. Why doesn't Russell?
A: Russell chose to file as a pro se litigant because lawyers cost money, Russell is broke, and he has just enough paralegal knowledge to properly file. This also means he files in forma pauperis: he doesn't have to pay filing fees like Null does. He managed to get a law firm called the Digital Justice Foundation to represent him pro bono (for free) in the past. He has not been able to get them,
 
This needs clarification and fact checking because I'm pretty sure that's not how it played out...
The District Court looked at the motions, saw that Hardin had asked for witnesses to be excluded as a sanction for Russell's discovery violations. He saw that the Magistrate Judge had ruled that excluding witnesses would be a case ending sanction, and that the MJ did not believe that it was appropriate to do that when the lesser sanction of making Russell pay for it all was available, and had thus ruled. He saw that, after it was ruled that Russ was only being given the lesser sanction, Hardin had communicated with Russell and somehow gotten him to agree to exclude all witnesses, effectively saddling Russ with both the lesser sanction of fees AND the case ending sanction of no witnesses. This looked like black magic (as opposed to the more accurate interpretation that it was the inevitable outcome of Greer having no case), and the judge (still improperly) decided that if Russ had just signed the death warrant on his own case, then he might as well soften the insult that went along with the injury and limit the amount of money Russ was going to have to pay.
 
Incorrect. "The magistrate judge asked for a breakdown of costs that are obligatory to give if reasonable and gave it to the district judge." is factually untru
Feel free to delete the entire faq and thread. Or not. Or thread ban me.

I was attempting to be helpful and it's obvious you are pissed at me for it. It won't happen again.
 
and it's obvious you are pissed at me for it.
I'm not. That said, if you (or anyone else) are going to make a FAQ, it has to be factual. There's no value in FAQ that attempts to debunk inaccurate information by providing other equally inaccurate information. I'd say the same thing to anyone else making an addition to the OP, or a FAQ.
 
Q: Why were Hardin's sanctions reduced?
A:
let me give this bombshell a shot

A: Russell objected to the district judge about the sanction imposed by the magistrate judge. The district judge granted his objection in part, citing the fact that Russell is a pro se plaintiff and this is the first sanction against him in this case, and set the sanction at $1000 without even reading Hardin's fee breakdown while acknowledging that $1000 is likely not enough to cover Null's expenses arising from this issue. This is also in contradiction to court rules and case law establishing that discovery sanctions, if merited, should be awarded automatically and in a reasonable amount based on the movant's breakdown of expenses. Null was also not given the opportunity to respond to Russell's partially affirmed objection in any way.
 
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This is also in contradiction to court rules and case law establishing that discovery sanctions, if merited, should be awarded automatically and in full.
"in full" might be incorrect, as the court has to consider what expenditures are reasonable and what are not. If you want to bring in court rules, I'd instead mention that the rules required the District court to give Mr. Hardin a chance to respond if the court was thinking of affirming Greer's objection.
 
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