Debunk This! - Other slanderous items Phil needs to address

[ZB 584]

There WAS something he could do!

 

[KingjadVCMP]

He definitely misspoke. She was 18 and a few months when he unveiled her.

Nah that debunking video of his was all the facts in one place so Phil confirmed she was 17.

If DSP wants us to take his word on things that's the case. For those that know the facts she was 18. What an odd situation Phil made for himself.

 

[Slander Man]

Phil has Kat gift subs and donate with burner accounts so he can reach sub goals and start tip wars.

Phil bought the ps4 pro and 4k tv himself. Kat has the same setup.

By the way, good idea for a thread. This is fun. Maybe drgnkillr can take all of these and put them in a list to tempt Phil to debunk them lol

 

[LyteSydeByll]

Phil won't do a house tour because he has new shit in the WAKando

 

[This comment matters]

Phil is not a human and is, in fact, a pig/cockroach hybrid.

 

[Sparkletor]

Phil does not have a herniated disc and his back injury is a lie.

 

[bearsintrees]

Phil respects literally anyone.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Phil lied about the car accident. It either never happened or it's exxagerated (f.e. car suddenly catched fire and his face was half burned).

His family and friends never got SWATed, blackmailed or attacked by "trolls and detractors".

Phil used the AdSense account of Panda Lee because he royaly fucked up his own account/s.

Phil stays awake until 3am or later nearly every single day.

There is no "behind the scenes problem" (the current problem of May 2019).

Phil has a thin skin (and for the accurate meme: He is a whiny baby).

Phil is not interested to improve himself or his business.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Urgent debunk needed on this from 'The Son of the First Falcon'

Length, Width, Girth, Cut or Uncut. These are the questions that keep me awake at night

Edit: Also tensile strength. I have insomnia again and this suddenly seems very important.

 

[Sparkletor]

Phil neglected his two pet hamsters and as a result they died.

 

[Phil Factor]

Phil has gotten drunk in between his 3 hour breaks.

Phil purposefully targets low IQ / handicapped audiences (full clown mode).

Phil hasn't actually bench pressed a weight in his life (dsp-tries-it-burger-king-nightmare-pec-dance.jpg)

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil is not actually stirring sauce and is finding reasons to take frequent breaks so he does not have to play video games.

 

[Shambler]

Phil is not interested to improve himself or his business.

i believe phil has said "i don't want to grow bigger" at some point

 

[Slander Man]

Phil didn't hurt his back during the car wreck. He actually lost his license because of it. It explains why he refuses to go anywhere without a driver (rambo, panda, kat). It also explains why he carpooled to work.

 

[Coin Ops]

PandaLee: was it a mutual decision or did she leave in a huff? Also, was she Asian? That is all.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Phil has repeatedly thrown his top supporters under the bus time and time again once they have slowed down their donations or outlived their usefulness.

 

[PieceofShet]

Dsp is secretly, or not so secretly gay.

 

[Sparkletor]

Phil is so dumb that he bought an $130,000 condo in the ghetto in an attempt to get into his coworker's pants.

And he bought it from the girl's boyfriend.

And then she stopped talking to him and they wouldn't drive him to college any more so he dropped out.