I’m going to get some MATIs here but fuck it.
BOOOOF DIDNT TAKE IT FAR ENOUGH!!!
I would have loved to see some 1000$ donations from Phil to a homeless shelter, a center for battered spouses and whatever “Feed the nignogs!” Charity that’s in vogue right now.
I would love to see Phil squirm and T-pose into a deep pignosis attempt:
“
Yeah I know there are homeless people and starving keds. Beating your wife, that’s some bullshit, alright?”
*SAD SNORT* *GIN SWIG*
“But you know, I’m not here for all that! I’m here to play games and chill with you guys. I’ve got MUH family to feed alright?”
*THUMBS AT DOOR*
“So yeah, ahm going to dispute those eh transactions that were FEDERALLY ILLEGALLY CHARGED from mah account!”
*SCANS CHAT NERVOUSLY*
“SHHUT THE FACK UP DOOD! Ah just said I feel BAD for them, alright? Snowkarl just tipped two dollars and want to know which charities I support and when the last time I donated to them.”
*ANGRY T-POSE*
“NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, that’s what charities I support! That’s private, confidential, federally protected information, alright? But yes I donate... To charities... I also tip my Doord-delivery drivers and waitresses alright?”
I think he was. Just because we don't like the dude doesn't mean he falls into a different legal category. Booof even admits it was identity theft.
And I disagree.
Identity theft is literally taking over a persons electronic/documentation identity, using it maliciously usually for financial gain or blackmail.
Identity borrowing is more appropriate. (Yes, I know that’s not an actual legal term, I’m not a complete moron, lol!)
Was what happened illegal? Sure. Just like jaywalking is illegal. And the digital equivalent of jaywalking is a pretty apt description of what happened here.
(And also how it’ll be treated once the authorities find out that no money changed hands or other fuckery happened.)
A victimless crime took place. (unless you count Phil’s pride and an hour or two of calling the bank.)
And not liking the dude doesn’t really change my opinion. If Boooof has stolen 10.000 dollars from Phil I wouldn’t exactly cry, but I wouldn’t have a problem calling it identity theft/stealing or try to justify it with “but Phil steals from retards!”