Dec132023 - Chris uploads Toys for Tots, also suggests gifts for himself

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Can you imagine Chris shitting up this dress with his narow hips and wide shoulder..and huge gunt? Also, how does he get that he's a size 8 in women's shoe? That's like a 7.5 in mens, and we all have seen Chris attempt ti cram his ooves into women's shoes. He's fucking delulu. So, why does Chris look so fucking old? I guess it's true what they say. Autistics age rapidly. Being white trash doesn't help either. I also love how he thinks old toys he purchased but does not like all equal to thousands in gifts. What adult "woman" plays with toys literally made for manchildren?
 
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Since everyone else is doing funny I'll do cynical: I don't like his... Confidence.

No one like Chris should be as confident as he is.

We don't need people in the world who have done what Chris is done and be the picture of self-assured.

There's not one ounce of humility in this motherfucker and I don't believe for one second that he donated those toys.

Another reason I say this is because he doesn't need that confidence because it can make him do other things; some people need confidence, Chris isn't one of them.

Food and shelter is one thing but confidence is something those children he most likely didn't donate to need, not the anti-Christ.

Sorry, but his smugness in the face of "supposedly" doing something that should truly be the incarnation of the holidays ticked me off. I want something nice I buy it myself, I don't expect others to get it for me.

Don't give Chris anything for Christmas.
 
Sorry, but his smugness in the face of "supposedly" doing something that should truly be the incarnation of the holidays ticked me off. I want something nice I buy it myself, I don't expect others to get it for me.
That's some of the old classic Chris coming through - remember way back in the day when Bluespike told Chris that he had a choice between Julie or his PSN account, Chris chose Julie...because as he then explained, since that was the right choice that meant Chris should get BOTH Julie and the account. Like it was an episode of Dora the Explorer or some shit.

It's blatantly transparent how Chris is trying to get people to buy him things he wants by doing this Toys for Tots donation, with things that would look like Caden bought Chris as gifts. Which essentially makes this even scummier by Chris probablly thinking what essentially is him trading things he doesn't want in return for things he DOES want, in a roundabout way and assuming people actually are going to fall for his transparent generosity. Even though obviously if he was being genuine in all this (and he isn't, because it's Chris), he would ask other people to donate things to Toys for Tots instead of being a shitty god demanding tribute more or less.
 
That's some of the old classic Chris coming through - remember way back in the day when Bluespike told Chris that he had a choice between Julie or his PSN account, Chris chose Julie...because as he then explained, since that was the right choice that meant Chris should get BOTH Julie and the account. Like it was an episode of Dora the Explorer or some shit.
That's exactly what I thought of with this whole episode.

Some on Reddit calls Chris selfish, then he posts about how charitable he is, then immediately following up with "See I did a good thing, that means you should buy me this $600 video game console".
 
That's exactly what I thought of with this whole episode.

Some on Reddit calls Chris selfish, then he posts about how charitable he is, then immediately following up with "See I did a good thing, that means you should buy me this $600 video game console".
Everybody always has an angle and Chris is always ultimately in it for himself. It doesn't need to be explained why at this point if you're familiar with Chris, but it never ceases to amaze at how he is quite literally wired to be a self-serving piece of shit that couldn't give less of a damn about other people if there wasn't some way for him to benefit in the immediate short term, and he genuinely doesn't see a problem with this.
 
Just browsed his Amazon wishlist, it's the usual bullshit of women's clothes, toys, Amibos, a lot of things particuarly from the period he would have been incarcerated.

...and the fucking Metropolis anime movie?!

I am struggling to understand what in hell Chris wants this movie for. This isn't a happy movie by ANY stretch of the imagination if you know what happens in it.
Because it's an anime and to Chris all anime is like sailor moon or cells at work.


The thing is Chris's peanut brain is so warped and dense you could show him grave of the fireflies and he'd probably describe it in words similar to his description of ww2 from high school.
 
Because it's an anime and to Chris all anime is like sailor moon or cells at work.


The thing is Chris's peanut brain is so warped and dense you could show him grave of the fireflies and he'd probably describe it in words similar to his description of ww2 from high school.

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I wonder if Chris does the same with anime/cartoons and inserts his Sonichus while watching. No doubt Grave of the Fireflies would end with them taking the train and arriving at one of Cwcville's soup hotels.
 
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I wonder if Chris does the same with anime/cartoons and inserts his Sonichus while watching. No doubt Grave of the Fireflies would end with them taking the train and arriving at one of Cwcville's soup hotels.
Thank God Chris never touches Miyazaki movies. I can't imagine how The Boy and the Heron would end. Also go see that movie, it has parakeets. Support traditional animation.

Don't support Chris.
 
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I wonder if Chris does the same with anime/cartoons and inserts his Sonichus while watching. No doubt Grave of the Fireflies would end with them taking the train and arriving at one of Cwcville's soup hotels.
He'd probably take Barefoot Gen and have the hedgehogs stop the atomic bomb from detonating, completely missing the entire fucking point of Barefoot Gen in the process.
 
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