December 2018 Recap/Disscusion - Recap of Amberlynn’s videos from this past month.

[nostalgiaisadrug]

First post on here ( please be gentle)

A quick December re-cap* -Quit vlogmas -dietitian blocked her -was tired during beckys bday -Had dominos during dangerous wether -went to doctor -went to Cheesecake Factory -gained elbees -got schedule -now is quitting -asked for money -made jokes hahahah -thinks youtube is harder than being a surgeon-a bunch of torrid hauls. And a half assed qna video. And now is taking a break for the new year ( typical Amber BS)

What moments from this month were interesting to you and Amber’s worst move this month?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Al thinking she could stick to any diet plan. She’s been failing at it for five years now.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Al thinking she could stick to any diet plan. She’s been failing at it for five years now.

Or the vlogmas plan, or the posting schedule plan, or the sleep schedule plan, or the doctor's appointment plan, or Becky's birthday plans...

I honestly can't think of a single time -- not just in the last month -- where she's announced a plan of any sort and then stuck to it for any appreciable amount of time. The only times she follows through with even going to the lake or whatever is when someone else is driving and it would be more effort to cancel the plans than to just go along for the ride.

Sad.

 

[wylfım]

The cheescake factory fiasco was quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen, and I almost had to step out of class from laughing so hard.
No gorl, you're not addicted. Yes gorl, you can do this and become 170 elbees, it's all reversible! Only 30 minutes until the gates of heaven open up now: *salivates over thoughts of orange chicken from her rain-battered car at 7 in the morning*

 

[Twinkie]

Unblocked one of her biggest "haters" Zachary Michael because she needed help editing her videos. Instead of googling it or asking literally anyone else (including her thousands of social media followers) she asked him. And then got pissy because he didn't respond to her fast enough.

e: btw welcome to KF, kiddo. I really like the idea of a "monthly recap" of Amberlynn's garbage content (we should throw in social media activity and supporting cast content, too).

I hope we continue to have these types of threads.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Unblocked one of her biggest "haters" Zachary Michael because she needed help editing her videos. Instead of googling it or asking literally anyone else (including her thousands of social media followers) she asked him. And then got pissy because he didn't respond to her fast enough.

I can't decide if he was really nice or super stupid responding to her. Zach has that "nice gay dude who is also catty but not vicious" thing going on so I can see him being legitimately kind enough to see this massive, stupid hulk of a girl and want to help her. But I wonder if she has a larger plan of manipulation involved, like being friends and getting him on her side and causing dissent among all the haydurs. But he also is smarter than her usual victims, so it's hard to say what the fuck is happening.

But that was just weird, all of it.

 

[Malibougie]

I duuno December was a real snooze fest like the rest of them. 4 mookbongs, 100 horrid, I mean Torrid hauls, and the “poor me” pity parties were were all depressing sit downs.

Best things were her dietician blocking her and it being everyone else’s fault

Clearly calling Becky an enabler, and then denying it

Making take Becky take her to Lexington at fucking 6am in the rain after being up all night to buy 1 thing at target and some $10 joggers at Walmart so Becky would look presentable enough for Cheesecake Factory. AL later claiming she had more Christmas shopping to do, although In November proudly boasted to have had it all done before Thanksgiving.

And of course her doctor confirming Becky’s diagnosis of AL’s blood work from the summer of healthy just big, to healthy just obese.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Unblocked one of her biggest "haters" Zachary Michael because she needed help editing her videos. Instead of googling it or asking literally anyone else (including her thousands of social media followers) she asked him. And then got pissy because he didn't respond to her fast enough.

e: btw welcome to KF, kiddo. I really like the idea of a "monthly recap" of Amberlynn's garbage content (we should throw in social media activity and supporting cast content, too).

I hope we continue to have these types of threads.

I thought it was interesting that Hamber unblocked Zachary Michael to ask him and then sent a dramatic post when he didn't respond within hours, instead of just asking the Sadcastic Potato who apparently loves Hamber and wants to be friends ever since her mother made her cry for making fun of a dumb fat girl.

She doesn't give a shit about her supporters, she likes the drama and negative attention more. Like it's less fun for her to manipulate people pleasantly disposed to her than it is people who are critical of her and don't buy her bullshit.

 

[Orange Banana]

I'm in the same boat as save twinkie with this thread. I think this thread is a great idea and serves as an excellent opportunity to introduce people not familiar with amber to the happenings with her every month. Just include all content related to her and have it be a big recap.

Personally it's one of the things that keeps me away from the DSP subforum. There is way too much going on with him and you have to keep up with the general thread to know about everything that happens. There is no easy way to know what has been going on lately. We don't have that problem as much here since a new thread gets made for each of her videos but I still think a monthly recap of all her content would be an excellent idea.

My favorite moments are not having a ride to the doctor and her having a conversation with becky about how she enables amber.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Let's not forget:

• quitting her AD's abruptly multiple times.
• seeing a totally real therapist what like 2 times.
• never following up on her labs.
• ruining countless meals for other people by being obnoxious and filming whilst being obnoxious and filming.
• foregoing a shower after swimmeen in Shit Lake and sleeping on Pillow Mountain.
• introducing us to Randy the Roach, a recurring character we've all come to know and love.
• organized literally every pair of earrings WalMart shits out.
• Throwing a tantrum because she forgot to get her disgusting tube meat, freaking out on Becks, making her go in and get it, then calling it a "panic attack."

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I can't decide if he was really nice or super stupid responding to her. Zach has that "nice gay dude who is also catty but not vicious" thing going on so I can see him being legitimately kind enough to see this massive, stupid hulk of a girl and want to help her. But I wonder if she has a larger plan of manipulation involved, like being friends and getting him on her side and causing dissent among all the haydurs. But he also is smarter than her usual victims, so it's hard to say what the fuck is happening.

But that was just weird, all of it.

There's no way he'd fall for Als bullshit. But I could see Al thinking she was smart enough to get him to fall something like that. She thinks she's a hell of a lot smarter than she actually is, because she surrounds herself with mouth breathers. The intelligence gap between people like Becky and The Fags and someone normal like Zach is staggering.

 

[Twinkie]

I thought it was interesting that Hamber unblocked Zachary Michael to ask him and then sent a dramatic post when he didn't respond within hours, instead of just asking the Sadcastic Potato <snip>

That's a really good point. Potato always did far more elaborate editing that ZM and she would've been delighted to help out Amberlynn. Why not contact her instead in the first place?

She wanted the drama of interacting with a haydur.

 

[Long time lurker]

My only disappointment is that he fed her narcissism and delusions of grandeur. When he answered her he starts by saying that he knows Amber has a Mac.

Zach probably did it because he wanted as little contact with her as possible, but in Amber head it meant he follows her closely, and kind of feeds into her delusion that the haydurz are obsessed with her.