🎨 Artcow Deceptihog001

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See it's funny I suck at art. The thing is I wouldn't charge people for it. If nothing else I would consider it a practicing exercise more than anything else. The fact that he charged $10 (I'm going to assume it's a dollar per point) is practically criminal.
Actually 400 points is five bucks; so points are really worthless.
 
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Random forgetting that he already got paid:
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pik-achoo points out the obvious to D-hog:

:popcorn:

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D-hog admits he's not good at drawing TFs:
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D-hog admits he's not good at drawing TFs:
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He's afraid he might have sent his points to someone else by accident.

Is there a prize for being so autistic that you can't even handle Deviantart's fake currency?

EDIT: I just imagine him in the future.

"I swear I paid my taxes, every time I try to pay taxes, all of my money goes to weird fetishy websites >_<"
 
"Silent Favers" sounds like some sort of weird sex act.

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DIGITAL DUST!

About how much is a dA point worth?
 
"Silent Favers" sounds like some sort of weird sex act.

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DIGITAL DUST!

About how much is a dA point worth?

Well, since Im pretty sure there's no way to convert DA points to actual money, and since for the most part it seems like only spergs accept points for commissions and such, I'd say absolutely nothing.

That's still more than Deceptihog001 deserves for his art.
 
See it's funny I suck at art. The thing is I wouldn't charge people for it. If nothing else I would consider it a practicing exercise more than anything else. The fact that he charged $10 (I'm going to assume it's a dollar per point) is practically criminal.
Actually, points work a little different than that. I did the math, and 10 points equals 13 cents. ($10 equals 800 points. For the reccord, a point is 2 cents according to this calculator a member made).

Dude didn't scam that much money (unless that was a $10 commission). But at least they're accurate to his (lack of) quality.
 
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This is a lie. Nobody who harasses people on deviantart with this much ferocity cares about their future.

You go out of your way to be a prick to everyone who doesn't conform to your standards... and you don't have 20 spare minutes to draw?

Bullshit.

EDIT: Someone so prickish to others over meaningless things probably has no college social life anyway. There's more time to draw!
 
MegamanElric18 sheds light on Dhog for pik-achoo:

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"But of course because I had no art of my own, he disregarded my advice like me trying to help him didn't matter."

Which begs the question: How would Dhog treat a person in real life if he knew they were one of the non-artist vermin infecting deviantart?

...

He would probably respect them actually, since he would not have the avatar to block punches.

EDIT: Could actually seeing a "non-artist", in the flesh, actually humanize them for Dhog and make him stop being such an asshole? *rates self optimistic*
 
"But of course because I had no art of my own, he disregarded my advice like me trying to help him didn't matter."

Which begs the question: How would Dhog treat a person in real life if he knew they were one of the non-artist vermin infecting deviantart?

...

He would probably respect them actually, since he would not have the avatar to block punches.

EDIT: Could actually seeing a "non-artist", in the flesh, actually humanize them for Dhog and make him stop being such an asshole? *rates self optimistic*
Honestly, I wouldn't get my hopes up too high. Considering most of the people we make fun of (D-Hog included) are assholes over the internet. It's possible he may be just as bad in real life. Though at the same time. He's rarely sperged about anything but non-artist dA users, so who am I to say?
 
Am I the only one who finds it amusing that he spergs about non-artists while considering what he creates to be "art?"

I guess you're right that there's a non-artist problem on Deviantart Deceptihog001. It's you.
 

oh good you saved it before he managed to disappear it like so:

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I wondered what he'd hidden. Now I know. And knowing is half the battle, The More You Know, etc. But I don't think we know how he replied to it? Cuz it says in his activity he left a comment under that, but he hid it.
 
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