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@BOLDYSPICY!

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edit : Tomorrow it's D-Day for the promised drawings . Let's see if Deceptihog actually manages to upload them ..
 
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@BOLDYSPICY!

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edit : Tomorrow it's D-Day for the promised drawings . Let's see if Deceptihog actually manages to upload them ..

BoldlySpicy digs up the Ladygarden:

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That has to be one of the single corniest euphemisms I've ever read.

Assuming people understand what you're talking about with no context to make them understand what you're talking about
Classic autism
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I started to put more effort into this, & then I realized I didn't care.

& now we wait.
 
Wow, two faves already! Let's see. . .
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Wait a sec, I've seen those names before. . .
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Not surprising that he thinks Top Gear made up the term...
Okay, so what the fuck is Top Gear? I was vaguely aware that it was a show from the seventies, by I didn't know what it was about. While looking into it, I found out it was revamped in 2002, (& assumed this is the version 'Hog watches) so I looked that one up, &. . .I still have no idea what the fuck it's supposed to be about. I tried watching some clips to help shed some light on the subject, but everything kinda looks like this:
All I'm seeing are older white gents featuring in autistic car porn. Anyone else seeing that?

At any rate, I got my first comment!
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Huh. I was expecting critique, but. . .okay. Maybe it's because I have a china lady garden?

. . .I wonder how long before I get chat requests.

Speaking of "lady gardens," I need to get a new razor. . .
 
@BOLDYSPICY! Top Gear's a car show from the UK. Though I can see why you'd be confused as to what it is. Because I get the feeling it doesn't know what it wants to be either.
 
Okay, so what the fuck is Top Gear? I was vaguely aware that it was a show from the seventies, by I didn't know what it was about. While looking into it, I found out it was revamped in 2002, (& assumed this is the version 'Hog watches) so I looked that one up, &. . .I still have no idea what the fuck it's supposed to be about. I tried watching some clips to help shed some light on the subject, but everything kinda looks like this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YsxbI1WzgasAll I'm seeing are older white gents featuring in autistic car porn. Anyone else seeing that?

At any rate, I got my first comment!
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Huh. I was expecting critique, but. . .okay. Maybe it's because I have a china lady garden?

. . .I wonder how long before I get chat requests.

Speaking of "lady gardens," I need to get a new razor. . .

If you're a girl and he knows it, the possibility of him trying to chat you up goes to like 80% probability.
 
If you're a girl and he knows it, the possibility of him trying to chat you up goes to like 80% probability.
Jesus. Wait til he finds out I'm a TRUE & HONEST "yuri."

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Is he not busting my chops because I'm a grill? We'll see. . .

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Haha, hey guys. You know, it would be pretty hysterical if I went "HEY DECEPTIHOG NO NON-TABLET ARTISTS ARE ALLOWED TO FAVE MY SHIT" but I'd rather not tip my hand just yet.
 
Jesus. Wait til he finds out I'm a TRUE & HONEST "yuri."

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Is he not busting my chops because I'm a grill? We'll see. . .

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Haha, hey guys. You know, it would be pretty hysterical if I went "HEY DECEPTIHOG NO NON-TABLET ARTISTS ARE ALLOWED TO FAVE MY SHIT" but I'd rather not tip my hand just yet.
The fact that you're joining in on this makes me giddy, @BOLDYSPICY! Talking with this guy is like driving up a 45 degree angle. The fact that you're a woman will probably elicit some attempts to 'rp' with you at some point. You have been warned.
 
The fact that you're joining in on this makes me giddy, @BOLDYSPICY! Talking with this guy is like driving up a 45 degree angle. The fact that you're a woman will probably elicit some attempts to 'rp' with you at some point. You have been warned.
That's what I'm banking on, my friend.
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I will #finishthefight
 
Paging @Bugaboo , your commission is finished! &. . .it's a reused drawing!
"I will be honest, because of all the homework I had in the last few weeks, I didn't have a whole lot of time to make something from scratch" :stress:
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WHOA WHO'S THIS BITCH ALL UP ONS MY MAN oh some chick subscriber-whoring okay

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who the fuck is "NightViper"---oh.
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hahaha what the fuck
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Oh, of course. OF COURSE.
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Looks like I might have to draw some Sanic!yuri. God help me.
 
Welp.
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EDIT: I drew her hand backwards, derp.
 
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You gave him wank material for a week now.
Ugh, I know right? But I'm doing it in the hopes of getting some QUALITY KHANTENT FOR YOU BITCHES OKAY :stress:

That said. . .
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have people been reading the tags
 
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