Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

Christorian X said:
Correct me if I am wrong, and I might be, theres just way too much happening now, lol. Wasn't Ralph driving home from his trip to Vegas where he had had a "cardiac episode" right before flying home and receiving nitrous oxide? Wouldn't that be something that could inhibit his ability to drive?
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Its not nitrous oxide patches, they're nitroglycerine patches. Honestly shocked Ralph didn't have them before his little Vegas fiasco.
 
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AltisticRight said:
What a fucking asshole, how does he get to 65 in a 30? What unit is that? 30km sounds...

Wait, miles??????? Holy fuck that's like 105 kmph?! How? That's highway speeds, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? He has a suspended sentence, what was he thinking? Yeah the Kino Casino has been on fire, but I guess that's just firecrackers before the NYE fireworks show. The tomato harvest was simply paving the road to a bigger corn harvest.
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104, in a 48 zone.
Speed limits for interstates and highways are generally about 70-ish mph where I am, and Virginia should be much the same.
 
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Was Ralph being sarcastic with his stupid Teflon chef thing yesterday? Seems like everything in multiple courts is now sticking to Gunt, not bouncing off.

I’d bet Gunt suddenly agreeing to child support is because he hopes it can make him appear more broke when Mr Lowry tries to make him pay up. Child support will get dibs on garnishing him before Lowry I guess.

If the tables were turned Ralph would be trying to sue anyone for as much money as he could get after a car accident. Accident settlements are like the white trash lottery, so it’s ironic he’s getting sued for one instead.

HarveySperg41 said:
I think Ralph didn’t have insurance. He probably was late on a payment and had a lapse in coverage. It would be hilarious if he lost his truck. Maybe he might have to hand it over as payment?
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He had insurance, just the minimum coverage which is why he’s being sued. Whatever the insurance maximum was was paid out and now they are going after Gunt for the rest plus more. Usually a lawyer would see a white trash felon like Ralph and not bother, but Ralph is the biggest in the sector bragging about all his big bucks online so they figure go for it.

The fact he’s a giant obnoxious piece of shit only makes it more fun for the lawyer and client. Major bonus a forum has managed to carefully document so much about Ralphamale’s life.
 
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Waiting for this dumb gay truck to be repossessed as collateral. Ralph is a fat obnoxious felon that brags about his riches at any given chance, well deserved to have his financials wrecked.

He will pretend it ain't his fault and he don't scare. Guess how this can be avoided? No idea, pay attention to the fucking road instead of your subforum? One day he'll get in a worse accident and I hope it's just him and an electricity pole.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
He had insurance, just the minimum coverage which is why he’s being sued. Whatever the insurance maximum was was paid out and now they are going after Gunt for the rest plus more. Usually a lawyer would see a white trash felon like Ralph and not bother, but Ralph is the biggest in the sector bragging about all his big bucks online so they figure go for it.
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With Ralph's wigger luck I wouldn't be surprised if he managed to hit someone with full tort coverage and that kind of fancy shit that lets you go after the wigger who hit you for pain and suffering and similar stuff.
 
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PhoBingas said:
Its not nitrous oxide patches, they're nitroglycerine patches. Honestly shocked Ralph didn't have them before his little Vegas fiasco.
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Nitroglycerine causes the blood pressure to drop rapidly(it's actually an intended effect) which can cause lightheadedness and dizziness(occasionally even syncope). The most common complaint is headache. It's obviously not recommended to operate a motor vehicle or machinery with it but Ralph typically has far worse on board as he's cruising around 70mph through his residential area.

I can't help but to ponder that Ralph is a popular guy in his neighborhood. Drives like an asshole and is a complete hermit. If pressed, he probably couldn't come up with a single name of anyone within 3 blocks of his home. Luckily for him, he's a NEET who will never need a character reference.

MirnaMinkoff said:
Was Ralph being sarcastic with his stupid Teflon chef thing yesterday? Seems like everything in multiple courts is now sticking to Gunt, not bouncing off.
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He doesn't realize that for people who have responsibilities, assets, and people who love them, merely avoiding long stints in prison and still sucking air isn't "scot-free". He has taken massive losses in reputation, finances, opportunities, and his (para)social circle has massively shrank. Only a loser could overlook these consequences.
 
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make_it_so said:
Wasn't the Sentra technically May's car?
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IIRC it was his, he still owed 14k on it when he totaled it, and sandra co-signed for it.
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MadStan said:
The plaintiff lives here. This suburb is high-class with 88% black. I repeat, 88% black. 3% white.

Welcome to the thunder dome my friends.

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Now, not be to stereotypical, but given this individuals melonated status, isn’t there a better than zero chance that the driver that hit Ralph also had no insurance? Ergo he will be going after ralph for the full amount of everything including any hospital bills?

Also, poor dude, was minding his own business, dindu nuffin’ to no one, a fat, hungover rage pig swerves in the middle of an intersection on a red light and you crash into him. Then realize that you hit a fucking Lolcow and now you getting doxed because of it.
 
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Keranu said:
My hope has always been to see what's underneath that gunt. We will see it someday, with certainty.
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36 years of piss stains, dried jizz, and a ball of faith/meighs/noras/ades/vegas hooker pubic hair. Nigga literally pisses on his stomach because his dick is small and his stomach flaps are big.
 
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