Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

AltisticRight said:
Yes Ethan doing 65 in 30 and getting fined $144 is indeed a racket, what the fuck are you even talking about. Drivers like you make cities insufferable roach houses that no one wants to live in and turn suburbs into shitholes.

Imagine whining about $144 and calling it a racket, I thought he was compted and loaded. Want to know what a racket is? Putting speed cameras at downhill areas where you have to put brakes on (dangerous) to not get fined, not your wiggery.

We all know why he chose the food bank. I bet their dumpsters were exceptionally clean.
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My city Imposed a pedestrianised zone for only busses and people, it caught a ton of people out, the fine was 0 points and about £70, I worked for a jewelers at the time nearby and a gypsy (traveler) drove by once to drop off a St Christopher for repair, we warned him he would have been fined for driving past, said he didn't care. Came by 6 hours later again in his car because taking the time to park and walk was too much for him, to pick it up. Again he said he didn't care.

That gypsy made 0 fuss over 140 quid fine where Ralph's similar violations cause his ego to break down and ragepig out .

Ralph is more maladaptive than literal English gypsies.
 
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Ralph is more maladaptive than literal English gypsies.
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Please don’t say that, they aren’t English; If you take their DNA and analyse it they actually have more genetic similarity to wasps than English humans. Peaky Blinders is responsible for forging this narrative by using actual people actors to portray the characters - a colossal waste of TV license fees and all the more reason to stop paying.
 
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Chode said:
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Ralph walks again
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Huge L for all of the people saying this was the end of the Ralphamale.

This W for Ralph is beyond comprehension to the normal aylawg. They’ll deny it or downplay it like when a flat earther actually measures the curvature of the globe. It’s right there and you can’t deny it.

BTW, “Ralphamania” isn’t an event. It’s an allegory for his massive fight and victory over the haters.
 
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So the damages are: $114 + $65(drivers course cost from what I quickly looked up, could be more) + court fees which Ralph won't disclose + 20 hours of community service and time stuck in the course(means nothing to a NEET like Ralph who makes a terrible wage streaming).

His insurance premium must be awful. The real fun will be during the civil case
 
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TypicalJuly2022Acct said:
So the damages are: $114 + $65(drivers course cost from what I quickly looked up, could be more) + court fees which Ralph won't disclose + 20 hours of community service and time stuck in the course(means nothing to a NEET like Ralph who makes a terrible wage streaming).

His insurance premium must be awful. The real fun will be during the civil case
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Is this official or just from what Ralph has said? The VA Court docket hasn't updated yet.
 
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My Cat Is Racist said:
I imagine he uses his kids as a crutch in court too. "I have just had a baby your honor and I have a son i'm fighting to see!"
Nothing is beneath the Ralphamale. He will say anything he needs to so he can get away with his shitty behaviour and poor life choices.

I guess the difference here is he's just as likely to see his son while in prison as he is while free. That kid is never going to see his daddy.
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Look we all know Xander calls another man Daddy already, and Ralphamale won't care until the new Dad tells his son that his real father is a 5'1 clown who seethes.

Then "FROM THE TOP ON DOWN " will Ethan start hootin' hollerin' to see his boy and show what a real man is. It's like poetry it rhymes
 
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Dogechu_Prime said:
Look we all know Xander calls another man Daddy already, and Ralphamale won't care until the new Dad tells his son that his real father is a 5'1 clown who seethes.

Then "FROM THE TOP ON DOWN " will Ethan start hootin' hollerin' to see his boy and show what a real man is. It's like poetry it rhymes
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Faith at least had the wherewithal to ask about Evan's medical issues because she didn't want a flipper baby. She already has an idea of what sort of predisposition Xander has based on the sperm donor. It's not like Ralph could teach his son any meaningful life skills since all he knows is how to badly light cigars, pour grease and liquor down his throat and how to wear dirty crapped sweatpants without underwear. I suppose a Mexican stand-in father could at least teach him how to be handy with tools.

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Trigger Me Timbers said:
A free Ralph is a funny Ralph.
Im glad he can still drive, otherwise I made this for no reason

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(Imagine Ralph sitting in the back, didn't get to that part yet)


Also as a pre-emptive move, I better make this smashed to shit.
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I like but it needs some speed lines, the Ralphamale doesn't even back out of a parking that slow.
 
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Is anyone who knows how law processes work able to explain why his speeding ticket info still isn't updated with any information? I would have thought a week would make sense to update with a plea or whatever he claimed he did but the public info hasn't changed.

The only reasons I can think of are that he either requested to have the court info private but then I would assume nothing would show.
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He lied and either didn't show or he still has conditions he has to fulfill in order to actually get his plea deal.
 
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