Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

Takayuki Yagami said:
Wigger logic if I were to guess. Is turning right on red a universal thing federally? I don’t know fucking anything about traffic law.
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It isn't federal, but all 50 states have right-on-red, unless it's specifically prohibited, and that requires a sign saying so.

That said, you yield right-of-way to cross-traffic, so if this midget did turn right into oncoming traffic, it's still his fault.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
According to Faith's new website, Ethan is in the early stages of being prosecuted criminally in California for violating the restraining orders.

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When Ralph gets convicted what sort of punishment will he be looking at?
Sam Losco said:
Ralph had (or was supposed to have) a Zoom hearing today for guardianship of his brother.

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Yet he ditches it so he can go back to Vegas, classic wigger
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Like someone mentioned earlier Ralph would be better if fixed up the crack shack and started renting it as section 8 housing to the federal government to let niggers live their.

Or Ralph could get Dingo to be his tenant. I’ve heard he is looking for a place to move to?
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Wait it's section 8? I always said section ape. 8 makes no sense.
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Like someone mentioned earlier Ralph would be better if fixed up the crack shack and started renting it as section 8 housing to the federal government to let niggers live their.

Or Ralph could get Dingo to be his tenant. I’ve heard he is looking for a place to move to?
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I said that and I revisited the address. I realize there’s no way Ralph could afford to get it up to HUDS low standards. I doubt he could even afford to demolish the place and sell the lot. It’s in a shitty part of a shitty, crime ridden city.

Check out is 532 Lois Marie Cv West Memphis, AR 72301. It is truly the crack shack the heir to the Ralph dynasty deserves. It’s windows and doors are boarded up. A chronic, dying alcoholic lived in it the past decade. It’s 1,000 square feet. Ralph would probably jump at $20k for it (half going to Ethan’s medical bills) and then blow that money on a new purse and trip to Vegas.

I think Ralph should just pry the boards off the front door and go take his place on Ronnie’s old piss, vomit and cigarette lazy-boy recliner throne. It’s his birth right. Also he can feel safe knowing it holds the Ralph family tradition of no offspring ever crossing its threshold while the patriarch still lives.
 
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That's Ronnie's putrid crackshack. You can play with streetview to reveal Ronnie's car and see the all litter inside with your own eyes.

I wouldn't even be surprised if wheelchair bound Evan suicides himself and Ralph continues to gamble Evan's Medicaid cheques away, while selling his foodstamps to the good old feral hicks in the streets of West Memphis.

He should just move to Vegas at this point. A city that's 70% women wouldn't mind Adrienne Ralph.
 
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AltisticRight said:
That's Ronnie's putrid crackshack. You can play with streetview to reveal Ronnie's car and see the all litter inside with your own eyes.

I wouldn't even be surprised if wheelchair bound Evan suicides himself and Ralph continues to gamble Evan's Medicaid cheques away, while selling his foodstamps to the good old feral hicks in the streets of West Memphis.

He should just move to Vegas at this point. A city that's 70% women wouldn't mind Adrienne Ralph.
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I thought the Truck was Dingos. With Dingo having already moved in
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Check out is 532 Lois Marie Cv West Memphis, AR 72301. It is truly the crack shack the heir to the Ralph dynasty deserves. It’s windows and doors are boarded up. A chronic, dying alcoholic lived in it the past decade. It’s 1,000 square feet. Ralph would probably jump at $20k for it (half going to Ethan’s medical bills) and then blow that money on a new purse and trip to Vegas.
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Lmao this is great. It's as if every house associated with Ralph is the same old 1,000 sq ft single story slab with a "wing." This wigger is destined to live in a crack shack no matter where he moves.
 
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Updatedmyjournal said:
If Gunt did get convicted?
6-8 months?
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The funniest part is Ralph will try to cry to the judge that he needs to be there for his pregnant GF and birth of the baby. The judge will bathe in the irony of him making this claim while sentencing him for revenge porn on the teen he got pregnant and happily abandoned. The judge might give him the max just for the safety of Pantsu and the failed reroll.

Keranu said:
Lmao this is great. It's as if every house associated with Ralph is the same old 1,000 sq ft single story slab with a "wing." This wigger is destined to live in a crack shack no matter where he moves.
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The $130,000 house he’s renting right now on the wrong side of Richmond is the nicest place he’s ever lived.

Imagine being 36 and RENTING a house that sold for $130k in 2019. The fucking mortgage payment would be $600 a month. Ralphmale is paying the landlords mortgage for him plus a few hundred bucks.

At least Ronnie owned his crack shack, Ethan can only rent them. I can’t imagine the state of that house after a slob like Ralph has occupied it for a year.

Maybe Ethan will start looking for a crack shack to rent in Vegas so he can finally be a happy man.
 
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Updatedmyjournal said:
If Gunt did get convicted?
6-8 months?
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The USA is harsher in sentencing than most other Western Countries, so I could be easily wrong here, but I wouldn't be shocked if he got no jail time.

However, if this is the first time a revenge porn case has been taken to trial in the State he lives in, perhaps with the extra scrutiny, it won't be viable for a judge to not imprison the first person found guilty under new revenge porn laws.
 
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SargonF00t said:
The USA is harsher in sentencing than most other Western Countries, so I could be easily wrong here, but I wouldn't be shocked if he got no jail time.

However, if this is the first time a revenge porn case has been taken to trial in the State he lives in, perhaps with the extra scrutiny, it won't be viable for a judge to not imprison the first person found guilty under new revenge porn laws.
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A couple of questions.

Was he looking to get revenge on Faith or Faith's supposed (Ex?) boyfriend when he posted it.

Did the tape even show anything that leads to either party being identified in the video? Yeah, we know it's her and Ralph doing an unspeakable horrible thing, but could some average guy off the street who never heard of Ralph, The Ralph Retort, The Killstream, FaiFai, or anything else related to them be shown the video and pick out the participants out of a lineup?
 
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AnOminous said:
He'd probably find that in one of the shittier parts of Vegas like West Vegas. Considering his history of living in shitholes that's most likely where he'd end up.
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Gunt would be lucky to land a crack shack in fucking Reno. Maybe he and Russell Greer can become roomies. I’d pay to watch that reality show.
 
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