Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

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troonkin said:
100% chance Xander is going to troon out because he doesn't have a dad.
Only thing he has are his mother that is a whore and a grandpa who's a retard that threw away a fortune to keep some fat fuck from having a couple of hours playtime with his son ever so often.
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Xander has MyValle
 
Jim jones lives said:
Vickers just confirmed in Cog's chat that Ralph paid all $1,600 in Child Support.
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It's telling how he grandstanded across so many tweets about how he MIGHT deign to accept Ralph's precious ring as payment and then when Ralph pays the child support in full, all he does is meekly announce it in some fourth-rate streamer's live chat.... Proving that he'd rather have attention his daughter get the money she is owed in child support.

Ralph seems to realize that he is at risk of real trouble if he doesn't pay the child support, but I wouldn't really rate Vickers' chances of collecting on any of the money owed to him while Ralph is in Mexico.
 
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MadStan said:
$146,400 in child support to go for Ralph. My goodness; if he has about 75 donors; they will each pay about $2,000 towards raising his kid.

Ralph can’t afford to lose a single one.
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Didn't Vickers offer to not pursue child support if Ralph signed away parental rights, just a few months ago? Boy, did Ralph really fuck up by not swallowing his pride and taking that deal.

Now he's stuck paying like 16 years worth of support for two kids and is going to be way too broke to even consider going back to the US for visitation.

I can't believe that even after fucking his Mom, Chris Chan has a brighter future than Ralph.
 
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Winston Niles Rumfoord said:
Didn't Vickers offer to not pursue child support if Ralph signed away parental rights, just a few months ago? Boy, did Ralph really fuck up by not swallowing his pride and taking that deal.

Now he's stuck paying like 16 years worth of support for two kids and is going to be way too broke to even consider going back to the US for visitation.

I can't believe that even after fucking his Mom, Chris Chan has a brighter future than Ralph.
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Frankly I found the move to Mexico amusing at the time but part of me felt we were losing a LOLCOW to pasture eventually.

He is just rotting there. No trips to cPAC, Portugal or bowling venues; he is just rotting there and his milk has gone off; I find it not as tasteful as it once was.

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MadStan said:
Frankly I found the move to Mexico amusing at the time but part of me felt we were losing a LOLCOW to pasture eventually.

He is just rotting there. No trips to cPAC, Portugal or bowling venues; he is just rotting there and his milk has gone off; I find it not as tasteful as it once was.

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es had Ralphamania, kingpin 2, his email leaked, court victories, his divorce and the AF snakening among other things living in Mexico. Ralph will always find a way no matter where he is, and it’s only a matter of time till he drinks again.
 
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MadStan said:
He is just rotting there. No trips to cPAC, Portugal or bowling venues; he is just rotting there and his milk has gone off; I find it not as tasteful as it once was.
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All those outings were the exception, not the rule.

Ralph is a life long shut in, 80% of the trips he took anywhere in his entire life occurred during May's pregnancy and after. Before that he barely ever left his mom's side, and now that May is gone, he has no need to get away from her and her screaming baby either.

Ralph is always going to choose whatever makes him feel comfortable, because he is a hedonist. He only traveled cause that was more comfortable than standing May and Rozy's presence, and now there is nothing more comfortable than staying in his pig sty, wallowing in his own filth.
 
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Telemeter said:
All those outings were the exception, not the rule.

Ralph is a life long shut in, 80% of the trips he took anywhere in his entire life occurred during May's pregnancy and after. Before that he barely ever left his mom's side, and now that May is gone, he has no need to get away from her and her screaming baby either.

Ralph is always going to choose whatever makes him feel comfortable, because he is a hedonist. He only traveled cause that was more comfortable than standing May and Rozy's presence, and now there is nothing more comfortable than staying in his pig sty, wallowing in his own filth.
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I wonder if his financial situation led to him no longer taking these trips. When Pantsu May was around, he could have spent her money on those trips after all.
 
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CECA Loather said:
I wonder if his financial situation led to him no longer taking these trips. When Pantsu May was around, he could have spent her money on those trips after all.
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No, he doesn't take trips, cause as I said, he is a shut in. He never took trips anywhere before Pantsu either. Even at the height of the Killstream on Youtube, his sphere of knowledge was only about an hour's drive away from home.

He hadn't even been to Texas or California until his mid 30s and even then he only did it to be with Daddy Dick.

Before Pantsu he had taken a grand total of 1 international trip to London, for Nora, and the longest he had ever been away from mommy was the Florida Warski and trash burger trip, which fell through and he immediately went back to live with his mother until she died.

Even when he was traveling, all he ever did was take a selfie in a tourist hot spot then sit in his hotel room eating Burger King. The only times he ever tried to mix with the locals he got pummeled for being an obnoxious amerimutt wigger.
 
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Telemeter said:
No, he doesn't take trips, cause as I said, he is a shut in. He never took trips anywhere before Pantsu either. Even at the height of the Killstream on Youtube, his sphere of knowledge was only about an hour's drive away from home.

He hadn't even been to Texas or California until his mid 30s and even then he only did it to be with Daddy Dick.

Before Pantsu he had taken a grand total of 1 international trip to London, for Nora, and the longest he had ever been away from mommy was the Florida Warski and trash burger trip, which fell through and he immediately went back to live with his mother until she died.

Even when he was traveling, all he ever did was take a selfie in a tourist hot spot then sit in his hotel room eating Burger King. The only times he ever tried to mix with the locals he got pummeled for being an obnoxious amerimutt wigger.
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Man, I’d love to see an alternate timeline where he just even went to Montreal and experienced the francophonic hostility.

One time when I was up there, I was watching some bums fight and one of them started yelling at me and threatening to bleed hepatitis on me until I bribed him with a cigarette.

“You fuckink American! Fuckink American!”
 
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Winston Niles Rumfoord said:
Didn't Vickers offer to not pursue child support if Ralph signed away parental rights, just a few months ago? Boy, did Ralph really fuck up by not swallowing his pride and taking that deal.

Now he's stuck paying like 16 years worth of support for two kids and is going to be way too broke to even consider going back to the US for visitation.

I can't believe that even after fucking his Mom, Chris Chan has a brighter future than Ralph.
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The Gunt inflicted this al on himself. I have no sympathy for him.
 
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