Definition of a failure

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

We've all heard it, no one is a failure, blah blah blah, but as Kiwis we know that's a line of shit. So what is the best definition of failing at life? Is it the lolcows? Is there ever a point where a defined failure in life should neck himself? What is it? When is it?

 

[The Fool]

I think it's the company you keep. If you have no one in your life, or all the people in your life are batshit crazy and ready to throw you under the bus at a moment's notice, you've failed. You can be a penniless couch-hopping bum, but if you have some solid friends who hold some kind of honor system, then you're a hell of a lot more of a winner than anyone on twitter who has a cushy sheltered suburban life.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

When you've hit rock bottom and have yet to realize it.

 

[maalikthefakemuzzie]

When you are unable to accomplish commonly attainable goals.

 

[Takodachi]

Living in a russian shithole seems like the definition of failure to me.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

The point where you have been socially outcast or exiled on a national or international level, be it through news reports or internet bullshit, is where it ends.
Normally someone can drag themselves out of homelessness, but if your ugly mug was shown on CNN as a guy who dropkicked a puppy for $5 in a viral video then nobody will want anything to do with you.

 

[Captain Manning]

When even the most fringe elements of society want nothing to do with you. Most people can find acceptance somewhere. Hard core racists can go to Stormfront, furries can go to FurAfinity, imbiciles can go to Twitter and get blue checkmarks, etc.

Example: If KF and crazy tranny groups dislike you, you should just kill yourself. Yaniv is an utter failure.

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

Definition of Failure:

 

[A Cardboard Box]

You only truly fail when you stop trying to succeed.

 

[Foxxo]

ME BABIEEEEEEEE

 

[I Love Beef]

Spoiler: It's a secret to everyone

I live with a personal lolcow, and I can tell you that it involves taking the path he has.

He is a babyman who can't save up money worth shit and has not taken the path to be a man; ie getting the fuck out there or cultivating responsibility. He also is a self pitying miserable zealot who leeches and clings to religion in the worst way. Along with these things and crippling realization that you make or fuck up your own life, he has no friends due to him being mentally unstable and picks fights every now and then with me because he has no drive to see what's out there and believes life is supposed to be all about "being right and having God hand things to you".

I think that is definition of a failure.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I think it’s when you are [assuming an adult of reasonable health/no seriously crippling physical or mental disability] unable to acquire the means to get by without significant dependence on others. Failure doesn’t have to be a fixed state, though. You can always decide to improve yourself.

 

[Maskull]

When you've hit rock bottom and have yet to realize it.

You can spiral downwards forever. There's no rock bottom.

 

[Autisimodo]

To me, a Failure in life is someone who refuses to make something of themselves and blames everyone else for their shortcomings, someone who refuses to take responsibility for their own Destiny but expects others to essentially handhold them through life and do all the heavy lifting for them.

 

[nagant 1895]

As a teen we got to visit Washington DC on a school trip and watch cops break up a homeless camp (not the point of the trip just a happy extra). one dude was run off from all his earthly goods wearing only a ripped trash bag. I remember thinking that as long as I never had to wear a trash bag as clothing I would at least have beaten that one dude at life.
Now I don't define success by the acquisition of material possessions but perhaps failure might be defined readily by the lack of ability to acquire and keep material goods? That might not be a good definition for spiritual purposes but I like it as a working definition of failure on planet Earth.

 

[Some Manajerk]

I'm a fan of a quote Howard Taylor wrote in one of his books.
"Failure is not an option, it is mandatory. the question is whether you let failure be the last thing you do."
SO long as you take your screw ups and learn from them, you haven't truly failed IMO.

 

[Wendy Carter]

Perusing Kiwi Farms, especially on a regular basis.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Society has certain expectations of you. If you fail to meet those expectations, you're a failure, which is why some tards are trying to change societal expectations.
For example: by the age of 37, society expects that you should be at least living on your own, be financially independent, and not believing in magical hedgehogs that will somehow fix all your problems. Failing to meet that criteria means you are a failure, however much you deny it.

I'm a fan of a quote Howard Taylor wrote in one of his books.
"Failure is not an option, it is mandatory. the question is whether you let failure be the last thing you do."
SO long as you take your screw ups and learn from them, you haven't truly failed IMO.

Maxim 70. I see you're a man of culture as well.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Failure is a mindset. If you’re living the life you want to live, and it makes you feel fulfilled as a person, you’re good. Your quality of life can’t be accurately evaluated by other people because most people are fucking idiots. That’s not to say you can’t fail at specific endeavors, like if your foreplay game is shit or you’re a serial killer who got caught, but I’ve only enjoyed success in those particular areas so i can only speculate how it feels to fail.

 

[Thank Fuck For Evil Otto]

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