Deleting - The delete

Okay this is how you delete your account:

1) Go to your kitchen and find a nice metal spoon. Tea spoons work too but normal ones are btter.
2) Get yourself a lighter, the bigger the flame the better.
3) Get some duct tape and wrap it around the handle. About 4-6 layers.
4) Start heating up the spoon with the lighter. Make it really really hot. Holding it just above the flame for about 2 minutes should work.
5) Go to a faucet and turn on cold(!) water at full force.
6) Hold the spoon directly under the faucet.
7) Shit massive bricks.
You forgot to include the car battery and some jumper cables.
 
Back