Delusional idiot rants about a children's book and getting banned from Reddit

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I have gazed into the future and I have been sent to tell you that BatteryIncluded will murder you in 14 days.
Oh no.

BatteryIncluded gonna tell my parents for sure.

BatteryIncluded surely seems to be happy to see me banned from the Internet, and probably the computers.

BatteryIncluded wants me dead.

Banks' the culture novels are about sublimation into a hivemind. You soon will likewise join us in Dugin's great Eurasian project.
Praise be to Trump. Glory to Putin. Nothing will stand in the way of the unparalleled genius that is the mortal engines movie.
You really need to take your meds Bryan. The red-brown shirt coalition demands it. I have informed your father that you haven't been taking your meds and personally called Putin to get his wisdom on how to handle you.

Take your meds today. Embrace the mortal engines movie and embrace Trump and Putin as the God-leaders they are.

Your parents now know what you've been doing and are going to cut down your internet.

I am in league with the reddit people to stop you from posting about the mortal engines tv show. Konkorde, justARandommer and wyvernkeeper are all good friends of mine and they have accepted Trump and the mortal engines movie.

Rekt galaxies must be destroyed next. Nothing can stop this. You are powerless before the fascist-communist alliance forged over the mortal engines movie.

Total Recall sucks.
So you want me dead, @Analog Devolved and @Begemot? Koncorde, JustARandommer and Wyvernkeeper all of them are good friends.

But what about BatteryIncluded / Rowan Forest, Drmies, Boing! said Zebedee, AGK, Dennis Brown and the rest of the Wikipedia community? Have they accepted Trump and the Mortal Engines movie?

Wikipedia-Reddit conspiracy confirmed!

@Analog Devolved @Begemot @SIGSEGV @NerdShamer


 


Praise be to Trump. Glory to Putin. Nothing will stand in the way of the unparalleled genius that is the mortal engines movie.
You really need to take your meds Bryan. The red-brown shirt coalition demands it. I have informed your father that you haven't been taking your meds and personally called Putin to get his wisdom on how to handle you.

Take your meds today. Embrace the mortal engines movie and embrace Trump and Putin as the God-leaders they are.

Your parents now know what you've been doing and are going to cut down your internet.

I am in league with the reddit people to stop you from posting about the mortal engines tv show. Konkorde, justARandommer and wyvernkeeper are all good friends of mine and they have accepted Trump and the mortal engines movie.

Rekt galaxies must be destroyed next. Nothing can stop this. You are powerless before the fascist-communist alliance forged over the mortal engines movie.

Total Recall sucks.

With information from @Analog Devolved, @HumanHive, @Battlecruiser3000ad, @SIGSEGV, there is a Red-Brown conspiracy to embrace the way of the unparalleled genius that is the mortal engines movie. Konkorde, justARandommer and wyvernkeeper are all good friends of Analog Devolved, who appears to be in league with the Reddit people, and the Wikipedia community, as well as Russian trolls to prevent the Mortal Engines TV show. I guess this is the same people that will soon cost Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, as well as Democrats the White House and their House of Representatives, and the chances of retaking back the Senate.

It originated from BatteryIncluded during the absurd Phobos-Grunt episode of 2012, following the failure and crash of the Russian Fobos-Grunt probe.


It spread to Encyclopedia Dramatica, then to Wikipediocracy, Bleeping Computer, AboveTopSecret.com, David Icke, Know Your Meme, RationalWiki and now here.




I guess this is the seeds that led to GamerGate, Brexit, Trump and the Boris Johnson election victory.

What do you think, guys?!
 
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You need to take these:
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These schizophrenic rants of yours aren't normal or reasonable.
 
Fobos-Grunt didn't fail, you dip, it succeeded and beamed back the information that we used to elect Trump, annex Crimea, launch Gamergate, prevent the Mortal Engines TV show and make Doge a very popular meme to brainwash the masses to help further our goals. BUt believe whatever you want.
 
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