Describe your worst enemy (yourself doesn't count)

[Hollywood Hitler]

Describe your worst enemy. Let me start it off light... for example:
Somebody I met, for the 1st time, at a social gathering (be it, a party/bar/ some time you were drunk) years ago, and they can remember my entire interaction with them. They remember my name, what we talked about, etc.

 

[hairy richards]

i bet you did some gay shit too, didn't you?

 

[Creep3r]

@Y2K Baby

 

[Nick Gars]

I can't count myself? Well then I have no business here. I don't have any actual enemies besides myself. Well there is one enemy... The fucking vulture that banged my neice and my ex. "Vulture" is putting it nicely. There's no other word to describe this fucking prick.

 

[DumbDude42]

Spoiler

 

[Some JERK]

Anyone who operates a leaf-blower before 9am.

 

[BOONES]

The Modern Workforce. All i want is a job where I don't want to kill myself after working there 5 minutes.

 

[Crankenstein]

Red Tape. Technicalities and paperwork specifically. From HoAs to court, to DMCAs, the greatest enemy of all. The ADL, shifty lawyers, a jilted ex, or some chaotic schizo from the internet can ruin a life with enough claims in court and wording.

 

[Edgeworth]

That one asshole that's at every single job who's terrible at their job and they're rude and fucking retarded and they still get paid more than you and they boss you around and get away with treating you like YOU'RE the dumb one.

Also everyone else who's incapable of critical thought. The Disney fans that keep paying for live-action slaughters of good animated movies, giving Disney the impression that people actually want those.

..... I guess basically if I don't count myself, everyone else.

 

[le funny sex number 69]

People who demand free work from artists.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

- Black skin
- Employed by the Federal Government
- Luminescent

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I know somebody who is a teacher that thinks she has the hardest job, and thinks the Star Wars sequel trilogy is better tham to originals

 

[break these cuffs]

Internet janitor

 

[The Sauce Boss]

my own flesh and blood.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Time