Designated ERP Thread - Ironic niggas only here. Jannies fuck off thx

[Foghotten]

Only real men ERP (ironically) publicly. This is that thread.

Alright, start lubing those keyboards.

 

[3MMA]

Lmao. Thirteen hours later:

*I pretend I’m a janny just to throw this thread in Spergatory. Everyone finds it erotic as fuck.*

 

[Whatevermancer]

*I put on my robe and wizard hat...*

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

*I put on my robe and wizard hat...*

notices your bulge

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

liz's body is pressed up against yours, his hands rubbing up and down your sides and his purple painted lips are brushing up against your neck, you are helpless against the hypnosis, you are a becoming a snake

 

[Nottafed]

Cletus stared unashamedly at the bulge in my pants.
He licked his lips.... 'Can I see it'?
I had been waiting for this moment. With no hesitation, I whipped it out:
My 1959 Smith & Wesson Model 29

 

[Not a bee]

*rubs my unwashed, moldy, triple XL chin(s), contemplating what to type in response to this thread full of handsome catmen and catwomen*

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Hrmmm...
*furrows eyebrow*
A designated ironic ERP thread here, on the Farms of Kiwi?
*pushes up glasses, scratches chin in thought*
Seems kinda wacky, kinda crazy, seems a little loco. In my expert opinion, seems a little nutty.

 

[mrfresh]

* OH DEAR FEEDER I CANT HOLD ANYMORE EUROPEAN CHEESE
* SHITS AND CUMS VIOLENTLY

 

[Vibe_Guy]

"Hey babe, oh I didn't mean to scare you, haha. No,no! You don't have to get up because of me, not that you can even if you want to, haha. Lemme get that for you."

*looses your handcuffs, you partially regain feeling in your hands*

"You're so beautiful when you sleep babe. You're just.... You're just really something... I'm really glad I met you. At that cafe. I know you like almond coffee at 12:47 on your lunch break.... Good taste on your end, darling. But you don't have to worry about work, I went trough your bag for your phone and called in sick for you... So we can... You know... Spend quality time knowing eachother, haha..."

*smooches you on your forehead*

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Where's the Extremely Racist Posts?

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

Where's the Extremely Racist Posts?

Here Frognigger, maybe I should teach you why Turkish soldiers took the captured POWs to bathhouses.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Where's the Extremely Racist Posts?

"Please sénior don't do this I have a husband."
"On yer knees ya fuckin wetback" Billybob said as he began unbuttoning his overalls.
"You thank you can come into my country illegally? Well now you gon learn what cummin into something really means."
As his massive thirteen inch dick broke free of his boxers. Maria couldn't help feel a rush of excitement. She had never seen a dick this big.
"Lessin one open up spic."

 

[not william stenchever]

Where's the Extremely Racist Posts?

Do you need those to get in the mood?

 

[ratnoid]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[not william stenchever]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

I take up my staff and my blasting rod.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

My favorite ERP is a tossup between Netsuite and SAP.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

*Corndogs you*

 

[SentinentCloud]

i came good thread

post more

 

[SpergioLeonne]