Desperate need of help, willing to pay someone to make a phone call (weird situation)

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Dyingperson

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My brain was broken down over a long period of time to where it can easily be controlled through that weird human brain connection people don't really acknowledge, and there's a long story but it's down to just my exs sister has control over my brain despite living far away and she's using it to torture me and is getting off on the idea of me dying, she knows she's in the wrong and agrees I deserve to live, she has shown she can let go at any time where if she did I would get real sleep and be fine, her parents kind of know what's going on but aren't responding or doing anything.

Anyways, it's pretty serious if someone takes the time to figure out the situation and can call her or her parents and get her to let go I'm willing to pay $500-$1000 to anyone who can do it.
 
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analrapist said:
No it's not. They're sick of arguing with you that you're insane. They see that you're insane and understand that it's insane to argue against your insanity, because there's no chance of persuading you. They have no idea how to deal with your insanity so they just give you positive affirmations anymore. You gotta get control of yourself and start taking ownership of your own problems.
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How is a nigga named "analrapist" trying to rationalize shit to this broke nutjob? Where else but KF lol
 
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clara red bottoms said:
How is a nigga named "analrapist" trying to rationalize shit to this broke nutjob? Where else but KF lol
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analyst slash therapist

I take my identity seriously here, even though the origin of the term "analrapist" is a joke about an autistic person who can't understand why the name is funny.

That aside, you may or may not be surprised to note that I have a lot of experience with schizophrenics. Again, the only solution is to make them understand that they are the problem, and the psychic attempt to offload responsibility for their own headspace is the core of the presentation of problematic schizophrenia. This leads them to make "insane" choices like trying to pay strangers on the Internet hundreds of dollars to phone their ex's sister to try resolve things.

Spoiler: It never works.
 
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>My brain was broken down over a long period of time to where it can easily be controlled through that weird human brain connection people don't really acknowledge, and there's a long story but it's down to just my exs sister has control over my brain despite living far away and she's using it to torture me and is getting off on the idea of me dying, she knows she's in the wrong and agrees I deserve to live, she has shown she can let go at any time where if she did I would get real sleep and be fine, her parents kind of know what's going on but aren't responding or doing anything.

>Anyways, it's pretty serious if someone takes the time to figure out the situation and can call her or her parents and get her to let go I'm willing to pay $500-$1000 to anyone who can do it.
schizo call.webp
 
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Dyingperson said:
Well, nobody helped there that's why I'm offering money. It's not an easy situation to prove, except in person people can tell what's going on, they can respond to the people controlling me
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Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re schizophrenic. You are a beautiful and perfect creation, made in God’s image. Here. I found this for you.
 
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Dyingperson said:
I'd be using my savings, but it's that serious that it's worth it
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No it isn't. What you're describing is impossible. There is no method to do what you're claiming. Nobody is controlling you. You are insane. You need help. Do not spend your savings on having someone place a phone call, because it will not help, because nobody is controlling you. I cannot stress enough that the problem is not anyone else, the problem is you. You are mentally unwell. Go to the hospital and seek mental healthcare.
 
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