DeviantArt Horrors

[MetallicTunes]

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[The Lawgiver]

Jim made a new video. Expect more salt from DA users.

 

[Major Asshole]

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Gotta admire that optimism. Or is it naivety? I tend to get the two mixed up.

Back on point. You remember that evantulacmaster guy I posted about some time ago? Look back in this thread, you'll find it somewhere. Anyway, you've already seen his "art", so I thought I would give you a taster of some of his Pulitzer Prize winning fanfiction.

Spoiler: I give you the imaginatively titled "The Adventures of Star Wars"

Prologue (complete with Disney logo!)
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6

Check out his journal. That is where many of his Dickens-level classics are posted.

Okay, one more thing:

Just a fucking image of Gene Wilder!

 

[Abethedemon]

This is very, very tumblr.

 

[Major Asshole]

This is very, very tumblr.

Is it just me, or do the majority of Tumblrinas draw the same way?

Also, the fuck is up with xyzer legs? Are xyzer leggings torn, or...y'know, self-harm and shit?

 

[Infinity]

This is very, very tumblr.

Aromantic AND loves his boyfriend???

Talk about having your cake and eating it too. Guess you gotta wrack up those tumblr points somehow

ETA: that's assuming "Aro" stands for aromantic and isn't just this thing's name. It's all shit either way

 

[Rou]

This is very, very tumblr.

"Histrionic personality disorder", at least one part is accurate.

 

[MysticMisty]

BenJJedi continues to sperg out over autistic fanfiction he hasn't written yet and commissioned another drawing of Fievel and Tiger in the roles of Mowgli and Baloo. He didn't ask for them to be floating down the river (for once) but it's not much different regardless.

I don't know why he doesn't find better artists to throw money at, but chances are his "commissions" are really requests he begs his friends to throw at him.

He also recently requested this:

This is something he's clearly jacking it to, and it's obviously sexual in nature, but in the uploader comment he made a big deal about how they're "cartoon" naked and not naked for reals. I mean, it's not like people can, and do, upload significantly more explicit art within site rules, or break the rules to upload straight-up porn without ever getting caught. Maybe he just freaks out at genitals because autism.

 

[Count groudon]

This is very, very tumblr.

Minus the slightly hairy arms, this is almost sort of cute. I mean I still think the whole little profile thing to the left is fucking stupid but the actual design ain't bad.

 

[The Great Citracett]

MEH OC THUNDER DASH DO NOT STEAL PLS

Name; Thunder Dash
Age: 5,000 (16)
Sexuality: Bi (even tho she has never been with a girl and has no interest in them)

Backstory: she is the best Pricess evea she is de princess of everiting everiboi loves her and has a crush on her

you can draw her if u want.


...Uhh, no thanks. You keep her.

Spoiler: The artist

This picture is called "Staying Healthy"

http://a-studio44.deviantart.com/

 

[ZehnBoat]

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MEH OC THUNDER DASH DO NOT STEAL PLS

Name; Thunder Dash
Age: 5,000 (16)
Sexuality: Bi (even tho she has never been with a girl and has no interest in them)

Backstory: she is the best Pricess evea she is de princess of everiting everiboi loves her and has a crush on her

you can draw her if u want.


...Uhh, no thanks. You keep her.

Spoiler: The artist

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This picture is called "Staying Healthy"

http://a-studio44.deviantart.com/

can't tell if troll or not

 

[The Great Citracett]

can't tell if troll or not

The whole page reads like satire, but could just as easily be someone too into memes, trying too hard to be lolrandom. It's hard to tell.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

BenJJedi continues to sperg out over autistic fanfiction he hasn't written yet and commissioned another drawing of Fievel and Tiger in the roles of Mowgli and Baloo. He didn't ask for them to be floating down the river (for once) but it's not much different regardless.

I don't know why he doesn't find better artists to throw money at, but chances are his "commissions" are really requests he begs his friends to throw at him.

He also recently requested this:

This is something he's clearly jacking it to, and it's obviously sexual in nature, but in the uploader comment he made a big deal about how they're "cartoon" naked and not naked for reals. I mean, it's not like people can, and do, upload significantly more explicit art within site rules, or break the rules to upload straight-up porn without ever getting caught. Maybe he just freaks out at genitals because autism.

Would not surprise me.

Though this does mean I can't look at the American Tail films the same way again.

 

[Abethedemon]

Spoiler: I am confused

I know the design is from somewhere, I just can't put my finger on it.

Paging @DykesDykesChina for help with translating this.

And as a bonus:

Spoiler: not what I was looking for

This is what happens when you search up A Fat Roog, a very obscure religion practiced by the Serer people of Senegal.
http://serer.weebly.com/religion.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serer_religion

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Paging @DykesDykesChina for help with translating this.

From upper left to lower right, proceeding line-wise:

1. Sign in yellow guy's mouth says: "I create streetart because I feel the fines for graffiti are too steep."
2. Flower says: "Two, three rounds from my live gun and they hightail it." Big writing at the bottom: "Shoot Nazis out of your hood."
3. Shark(?) says: "Please become happy."
4. Title: "Things I love." Genie's sign says: "Bong, pizza, mygirl, peace, Urpils [a beer brand], love, rave, boobs, fat lines, art, cheese, kittens, vajayjay, marihuana, beer, downers, stickers, swag, deep-fat fryer, fucking, uppers, graff [I think he means graffiti?]."
5. Big title: "Please steal and sell on the internet." The letters in the box at the bottom are pretty hard to discern, I think the vertical line at the right-hand border says: "Mustard24#126#161"
6. Next to cactus: "Punch Nazis out of the city." The word "krew" at the bottom probably means "crew" (a gang).

@Abethedemon Where did you find these fine works? They look like the creations of an über-edgy Antifa autist.

 

[drain]

This is very, very tumblr.

Of fucking course this xpecial thing have something like Histrionic Personality Disorder.

And:

 

[AN/ALR56]

 

[Abethedemon]

From upper left to lower right, proceeding line-wise:

1. Sign in yellow guy's mouth says: "I create streetart because I feel the fines for graffiti are too steep."
2. Flower says: "Two, three rounds from my live gun and they hightail it." Big writing at the bottom: "Shoot Nazis out of your hood."
3. Shark(?) says: "Please become happy."
4. Title: "Things I love." Genie's sign says: "Bong, pizza, mygirl, peace, Urpils [a beer brand], love, rave, boobs, fat lines, art, cheese, kittens, vajayjay, marihuana, beer, downers, stickers, swag, deep-fat fryer, fucking, uppers, graff [I think he means graffiti?]."
5. Big title: "Please steal and sell on the internet." The letters in the box at the bottom are pretty hard to discern, I think the vertical line at the right-hand border says: "Mustard24#126#161"
6. Next to cactus: "Punch Nazis out of the city." The word "krew" at the bottom probably means "crew" (a gang).

@Abethedemon Where did you find these fine works? They look like the creations of an über-edgy Antifa autist.

The front page is where I find most of my cringe, usually.

 

[Major Asshole]

...
...if I didn't have my whole life ahead of me, I would shoot myself in the head just to get this abomination out of my memory.

 

[AnOminous]

You hope this is intended as humor.