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H1r0h1t0 / Daisy-Dictator

She is a 21-year-old Mexican-American tomgirl with gender dysphoria and autism.

She combines popular cartoons and videogames aimed at youngsters, with real world politics, history and military themes. Her main interests are Pokémon, My Little Pony, Steven Universe, World War II, the Age of New Imperialism and American presidents. This combination sounds autistic? Yes, and it looks just as autistic...
 
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H1r0h1t0 / Daisy-Dictator

She is a 21-year-old Mexican-American tomgirl with gender dysphoria and autism.

She combines popular cartoons and videogames aimed at youngsters, with real world politics, history and military themes. Her main interests are Pokémon, My Little Pony, Steven Universe, World War II, the Age of New Imperialism and American presidents. This combination sounds autistic? Yes, and it looks just as autistic...
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I gotta say though, My Little Pony Hitler will always be funny to me:
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I remember this person, didn’t they get in a good amount of trouble for drawing lewds of an OC that looked eerily familiar to somebody's Minecraft 'sona? I swear there's more drama they've gotten into (beastiality art, etc) but I have shite memory. They also drew a cat chopping her(?) titties off for soup but I felt that would've been better suited for Furry Art Freakshows until I never got around to posting it.
 
Wasn't Pony Hitler a character invented by @Curt Sibling, the most famous anti-Brony?

Does Sibling count as "Deviant Art horror" and a lolcow, too? I mean, I know he's funny and most of his victims deserve being made fun of, but still, his autworks are very retarded too and Encyclopedia Dramatica has a page on him where they describe him as "a kid who got bullied for having autism in school and now takes revenge on society with retarded art".
 
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Wasn't Pony Hitler a character invented by @Curt Sibling, the most famous anti-Brony?

Does Sibling count as "Deviant Art horror" and a lolcow, too? I mean, I know he's funny and most of his victims deserve being made fun of, but still, his autworks are very exceptional too and Encyclopedia Dramatica has a page on him where they describe him as "a kid who got bullied for having autism in school and now takes revenge on society with exceptional art".
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Well they have a page for the whole of KF too, but we still go on as if nothing happened.
 
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The fact that Homestuck fans are crazy isn't news, but...Homestuck fans are crazy. Meet Bodni, a perfect example of what happens when Argentinian Nazi culture of all things is crossed with the stereotypical Homestuck shipping mindset.

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Everyone knows Goebbels wanted Hitler's dick, though.
 
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God I hate when people write reviews on DA that feel like scripts for Channel Awesome-esque videos

Autistic Reviewers said:
Red: "Warning: the fallowing is a review of a fan based parody, HUA is owned by "Team Four Star". Hellsing Ultimate is owned by Kouta Hirano and Studio Madhouse, and licensed by Geneon, Madman Entertainment, Manga Entertainment and Funimation"....*lowers script* the Protestant Fuckbuckets deserve ruination. *gets elbowed* ow!
Duna: behave......though i do hate them as well......we'll be going over some of our favorite moments for the review.
Red: HELLSING ULTIMATE ABRIDGED! *adjust his hat* now then, episode 1....i would have to say the "house of the dead" zombie head explosion scene and "Police Girl's" reaction to it. *drinks some apple juice*
Duna: "oh fuck the hell yes~."
*Red almost does a spit take in amusement*
Duna: but for me it was the "death of twilight" bit.
Red: GOD YES! then there was the first battle between Alucard and Alexander Anderson.
Duna: "oh, fuck all kinds of duck...!"
Red: *laughing* so many innocent ducks!
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Duna: EPISODE 2!
Red: here we go...we're doing t-
Duna: *walks over holding a surprisingly large box* we got the 70 inch plasma screen TV.
Red: does it have Netflix?
Duna: yep.
Red: cool. now we can further better our reviews.
Duna: agreed, though it doesn't have 3-D. *sets the box down*
Red: it's a stupid fucking gimmick anyway.
Duna: yeah, Alucard's bill for entertainment.
Red: that and goat blood paint job.
Duna: but while those were well and good, let's get to it. Alucard, watches, adventure time. *chuckles*
Red: "i don't give a shit, i don't give a fuck. i don't give a shit, i don't give a fuck. now if i gave a shit, i might just give a fuck. but i don't give a shit, so i don't give a-"
Duna: bitches love cannons, so that's something to work on later. *giggles darkly*
Red: hot.
Duna: oh and thanks for the idea on what to say if the need arises.
*Red laughs*
Duna: i actually like the them that plays when Walter C. Dornez shows up.
Red: then there's Alucard vs Luke Valentine.
Duna: god yes!
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Red: EPISODE 3!
Duna: there was Alucard's introduction to the french mercenaries that were hired.
Red: "HEY KIDS WANT TO SEE A DEAD BODY!?"
Duna: *laughs* oh! then there was the fact that he tilted EVERY painting in the hallway there!
Red: HeheheheheheHAHAHAHAHA...ah and then there's "the Crimson Fucker"!
*Duna burst out laughing*
Red: oh! oh! oh! the trip to Brazil!
Duna: Jesus wants a hug!
*Red falls over laughing*
Duna: the dandy man.
Red: "and they fucking bought that"?
Duna: "like discount peixe".
Red: [amused] "you cheeky dick-waffle"!
*Duna laughs*
Red: but then there's how he checked out of the hotel.
Duna: yep, the song played for that was his them back in "Hellsing Classic".
Red: as well as him being proven right.
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Duna: EPISODE 4!
Red: yeah, we're going to try and review all of them in one shot.
Duna: yep. but i have one part i liked in this episode.
Red: hm?
Duna: the "420YOLOSWAG4JESUS" banner. *she grins amused*
Red: "Di banner won't come down, i think it's a constrictor knot".....i got 2 actually.
Duna: ok the first?
Red: *slowly getting cloaked in a dark aura as dramatic music plays* "the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. an advanced long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of mach 3 and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet!" *fully cloaked in the dark aura*
*dramatic music stops*
Duna: you sure do seem to know a lot about it.
Red: *aura just breaks on the spot with him still trying to look intimidating* DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!
Duna: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFt! ok Alucard.
Red: hm.....i'll be right back. *he walks off*
Duna: *sighs* where are you-
*Red walks back drinking a soda*
Duna: oh....the second one?
Red: "the funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, i was a chick in the 40's, i hate EVERYONE EQUALLY....and there's NO ONE ALIVE who could comprehend my sexual preference! so in other words, Miss Van Winkle...CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!"
Duna: oh cool, his equal rights speech. *she smiles amused at him*
Red: yep.
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Duna: episode 5!
Red: yep.
Duna: i don't quite have a favorite here aside from the London Bridge bits.
Red: the Wilhelm scream is mine. that and the "it could be more on fire" bit. *chuckles*
Duna: that was a good one.
Red: but for me, it was the "i see four" bit.
Duna: that's one way to screw someone's day up.
Red: and Anderson makes a come back with an epic speech.
Duna: all to "Shipping Up to Boston".
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Red: EPISODE 6!
Duna: yep.
Red: Integra gets to see shit from the outside in regards to Anderson and Maxwell.
Duna: yep, and speaking off that asshole. Maxwell has an army.
Red: yep.
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Duna: episode 7....Nazis using salt.
Red: ....you think that's insulting them?
*they laugh*
Duna: wishing for Alucard is smart.
Red: yep. comedy for the comedy god.
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Duna: episode 8!
Red: let's face it, there might be an actual 9th crusade for some stupid reason.
Duna: perhaps. but there is one epic-
Red: 2.
Duna: 2 epic moments in this.
Red: Alucard's entrance with Andrew W.K's "Ready to Die" blasting through a loudspeaker system ON a ghost ship.
Duna: and "restraint level 0".
Red: "when hope is lost, undo this lock, and send me forth...on a moon light walk!"
Duna: oh that was so cool, EVERY one could agree that they needed to kill Alucard before he transformed......only to be killed by thousands of years of dead warriors.
Red: they expected all of the Mexican inquisition.
Duna: and the reveal of Dracula!
Red: and the "Will of God himself" Easter eggs in the CC.
Duna: as well as the "don't fuck with this armory" getting a mention.
Red: the FINAL battle between Anderson and Alucard was a good one.
Duna: hm?
Red: Alucard didn't want to lose to a monster like himself, he would only accept if it were a man over a monster.
Duna: ......that actually is a reasonable thing for him to want.
Red: that and god's a hypocrite.
Duna: hm.
Red: but enough on that matter......Anderson's death...
Duna: hm....
Red: he died not as a monster, but as a warrior, one weary of combat.
Duna: Alucard can say he stole his heart.
Red: ohhh...fu--fuckin come on, D....
Duna: fucking Walter shows up and ruins the moment.
Red: *outside trying to go super* WWALLLLLTERRRRRRR!!!
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Duna: episodes 9-10!.........*looks at Red* you calm?
Red: yes.
Duna: good, we get to the episodes where Alucard gets his revenge.
Red: BITCH WILL DIE!
Duna: yep, they also get a Harry Potter joke in.
Red: SUCK IT WALTER!
Duna: we also learn about how Integra meat Alucard.
Red: yep.
Duna: and Walter reveals he is a traitor....
Red: and the mute shit-heel shows up and leaves....surprise surprise he's a nazi-vampire-werewolf.
Duna: yep, but the last Nazis show up.
Duna: *snorts amused* such a cartoon-esk scream from the Nazi-Vampire-Werewolf.
Red: and Walter THINKS he's killed Alucard........but wait, there's more!
Duna: *snorts amused*
Red: he reverts to his kid self.....and Alucard sort of does the same....and we get the return of....
*Duna sits by smiling like crazy*
Red: "the return of "Jolly-Wally"!"
*Duna burst out laughing*
Red: now for the end.
Duna: yep.
Red: Integra and Seras kill the Major......after Integra uses up most of her ammo on bullet proof glass.
Duna: Schrodinger gives his life in order to try and kill Alucard.....spoilers it didn't work!
Red: fuckmotheringly creepy if you ask me...
Duna: and Alucard spends 30 years giving all he consumed therapy....including himself.
Red: yep.
Duna: and there was a reffrence to Anne Frank.
Red: before Seras kills the Major........WHO IS A DAMN CYBORG BY THE WAY!
Duna: and Walter confesses to Alucard.....who's MIA for 30 years...
Red: then he gets killed.......*grabs another soda* pop.....pop.
Duna: .....so that was "Hellsing Ultimate: Abridged"! any final thoughts Red?
Red: this whole series was in short, "Bram Stoker meets Castle Wolfenstine".
Duna: we'll see you for the Minecraft review.
Red: see ya then!
*they walk out*
[out takes]
Red: "HEY KIDS WANT TO SEE A DE-*his phone rings* damn.
*Duna snorts amused*
*boop!*
Red: BITCH WILL D-
*Duna's phone rings*
Duna: i'll...take this. *she walks out*
Red: ok then.
*boop!*
Red: "the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. an adv-
*Duna's phone rings*
Duna: dang it!
Red: *chuckles* that's 3.
*Duna snorts amused*
*boop!*
Red: hm.....
*Duna puts on "Die Flederumaus"*
Red: oh?
Duna: how about another dance?
Red: sure.
*boop!*
Red: hm.....*takes a prop Bayonet and jams it into a robot's head* there we go. *he starts throwing red paint all over the wall*
Duna: hm.. *she throws the hat from across the room and it lands on Red's head*
Red: *gives a thumbs up* nice.
*Duna giggles*
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