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- Jan 30, 2024
The year is 2028.
ShortFatOtaku is now a top priority threat listed by ADL after he appeared in Birmingham wearing nothing but a hijab and adult diapers with his long time butt buddy Francesco Eugeneo Fasce aka Lilith Lovett. The duo slathered each other in orange paint and set a statue of the Queen Elizabeth on fire in protest against the construction of a third McDonald's on the America-Gaza Strip, a project receiving funding in the billions from both Israel and the Middle East. They chanted anarchic nothings about "returning to Pre-Jew Pagan greatness" to a crowd of apathetic onlookers. This, after SFO and Lilith's attempt to enter America for a subversive operation funded by Progressive Victory was caught and snuffed out personally by DOGE Lord Elon Musk. SFO, formerly known as Dev, now goes by Devina and has converted to Dark Woke Radical Islamism, and is heralded by such esteemed individuals as Keffals, Hasan Piker, Brianna Wu, Vaush and Destiny as one of the last sensible voices from the conservative-liberal political sect.
Canada is now formally the 51st state of America. Former President Justin Trudeau was convicted of many crimes in the Supreme Court, where it was revealed via DNA testing that he was not in fact the son of Pierre Trudeau but rather the illegitimate son of Fidel Castro. He was promptly executed via beheading to a cheering crowd in Alberta.
Meanwhile, Scrump, Aydin Paladin and ACE have long since moved on from their era of drama with Devina, ACE too sick of Devina's 24/7 Twitter tirades to even muster a meme Quote Post response on X. The Kiwi Farms thread on Devina still goes strong at 350 pages. SFO's YouTube channel lays in ruin, a channel no one in the political discussion sphere of the Internet ever acknowledges. Devina uses the channel now for daily Short videos where he invariably screeches about the 47th President of the United States, Donald Trump. His videos barely surpass 10'000 views, most of which were botted views and likes bought by Devina. Unsurprisingly, his roommate Dave and his wife Naomi have left Devina, and by extension the Internet, leaving no trace behind.
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Just wanted to write some speculative fiction. Hope you enjoy.
ShortFatOtaku is now a top priority threat listed by ADL after he appeared in Birmingham wearing nothing but a hijab and adult diapers with his long time butt buddy Francesco Eugeneo Fasce aka Lilith Lovett. The duo slathered each other in orange paint and set a statue of the Queen Elizabeth on fire in protest against the construction of a third McDonald's on the America-Gaza Strip, a project receiving funding in the billions from both Israel and the Middle East. They chanted anarchic nothings about "returning to Pre-Jew Pagan greatness" to a crowd of apathetic onlookers. This, after SFO and Lilith's attempt to enter America for a subversive operation funded by Progressive Victory was caught and snuffed out personally by DOGE Lord Elon Musk. SFO, formerly known as Dev, now goes by Devina and has converted to Dark Woke Radical Islamism, and is heralded by such esteemed individuals as Keffals, Hasan Piker, Brianna Wu, Vaush and Destiny as one of the last sensible voices from the conservative-liberal political sect.
Canada is now formally the 51st state of America. Former President Justin Trudeau was convicted of many crimes in the Supreme Court, where it was revealed via DNA testing that he was not in fact the son of Pierre Trudeau but rather the illegitimate son of Fidel Castro. He was promptly executed via beheading to a cheering crowd in Alberta.
Meanwhile, Scrump, Aydin Paladin and ACE have long since moved on from their era of drama with Devina, ACE too sick of Devina's 24/7 Twitter tirades to even muster a meme Quote Post response on X. The Kiwi Farms thread on Devina still goes strong at 350 pages. SFO's YouTube channel lays in ruin, a channel no one in the political discussion sphere of the Internet ever acknowledges. Devina uses the channel now for daily Short videos where he invariably screeches about the 47th President of the United States, Donald Trump. His videos barely surpass 10'000 views, most of which were botted views and likes bought by Devina. Unsurprisingly, his roommate Dave and his wife Naomi have left Devina, and by extension the Internet, leaving no trace behind.
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Just wanted to write some speculative fiction. Hope you enjoy.
