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Diane Abbott really needs no introduction to the Britfags, but International users may need a crash course.
Name: Diane Abbott
Birthday: 27th September 1953 (age 65)
Occupation: MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington since 1987
After being born to Jamaican parents in 1953, and getting through Cambridge and a number of journalist roles, Diane Abbott was elected as Britain's first black MP in 1987 and soon rose through the Labour Party's ranks in order for her to become the Shadow Home Secretary off her own back and talent.
Oh wait.
Seems she was the sex toy of a little known backbencher...
www.telegraph.co.uk
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But that's just politics right? What are Diane's actual policies?
Well there's 'Private schools are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!...Unless I can send MY kids there that is...'
www.theguardian.com
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Shame you're not able to do something about the schools in the constituency of Hackney as it's MP, eh Dianne?
There's also 'Immigration is great! UNLESS IT'S BLONDE BLUE EYED FINNISH NURSES'
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Which leads us onto a running theme wih Ms Abbott. She loves to go on and on about race despite being given the opportunity to sit in the most influential committee in the land (House Of Commons) by a majority of people in a certain area since 1987.
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Even describing the Unionist population in Northern Ireland as 'an enclave of white supremacist ideology comparable to white settlers in Zimbabwe' adding 'Ireland is our struggle — every defeat of the British state is a victory for all of us. A defeat in Northern Ireland would be a defeat indeed '
And when these comments came to bite her in the fat arse?
Well...
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There was also the point in the 2017 snap election that Diane was deemed so toxic to the Labour party's chances she suddenly came down with 'a bout of ill health' and had to temporarily resign
www.theguardian.com
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Though The Star (kwality source(!)) claims otherwise
www.dailystar.co.uk
But these were all in the past I hear you say! What has Diane done lately?
Well.
Abbot even cried racism about that last one.
www.bbc.co.uk
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And most recently, Abbott has decided to defend the rights of infamous terrorist whore Shamima Begum and her dead baby by yelling at sensible Muslim man and marginally respected Home Secretary Sajid Javid, only to get told to shut up by the Tories.
www.express.co.uk
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Shall we shoot for a mention in PMQ's lads?
Name: Diane Abbott
Birthday: 27th September 1953 (age 65)
Occupation: MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington since 1987

After being born to Jamaican parents in 1953, and getting through Cambridge and a number of journalist roles, Diane Abbott was elected as Britain's first black MP in 1987 and soon rose through the Labour Party's ranks in order for her to become the Shadow Home Secretary off her own back and talent.
Oh wait.
Seems she was the sex toy of a little known backbencher...

Revealed: Jeremy Corbyn 'showed off' naked Diane Abbott to impress Left-wing friends
Jeremy Corbyn “showed off” a naked Diane Abbott to impress his Left-wing friends when he was a young Labour activist, a new book has revealed.

Revealed: Jeremy Corbyn 'showed off' naked Diane Abbott to impress Le…
archived 10 Jun 2017 12:08:19 UTC

But that's just politics right? What are Diane's actual policies?
Well there's 'Private schools are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!...Unless I can send MY kids there that is...'

Abbott defiant in private school row
Labour MP Diane Abbott made a second attempt to defend her decision to send her son to a fee-paying school, after she was attacked by her neighbouring MP in East London.

Abbott defiant in private school row | Politics | The Guardian
archived 13 Mar 2019 22:14:19 UTC
Flabbott said:I’d done a lot of work on how black boys underachieve in secondary schools so I knew what a serious problem it was. I knew what could happen to my son if he was sent to the wrong school and got in with the wrong crowd. I realised they were subjected to peer pressure and when that happens it’s very hard for a mother to save her son. Once a black boy is lost to the world of gangs it’s very hard to get them back and I was genuinely very fearful of what could happen.
Shame you're not able to do something about the schools in the constituency of Hackney as it's MP, eh Dianne?
There's also 'Immigration is great! UNLESS IT'S BLONDE BLUE EYED FINNISH NURSES'
Abbott denies attack on nurses was racist
LABOUR MP Diane Abbott yesterday defended herself against charges of racism after criticising the appointment of ``blonde, blue-eyed'' Finnish…

Abbott denies attack on nurses was racist | HeraldScotland
archived 13 Mar 2019 22:20:14 UTC
Abbopotomus said:And are Finnish girls, who may never have met a black person before, let alone touched one, best suited to nurse in multicultural Hackney?
'Bonus' Bernie Grant said:Bringing someone here from Finland who has never seen a black person before and expecting them to have some empathy with black people is nonsense. Scandinavian people don't know black people—they probably don't know how to take their temperature
Which leads us onto a running theme wih Ms Abbott. She loves to go on and on about race despite being given the opportunity to sit in the most influential committee in the land (House Of Commons) by a majority of people in a certain area since 1987.

Diane Abbott: 'White people love playing divide and rule'
Diane Abbott has been urged to resign after claiming that “white people love playing divide and rule”.
www.telegraph.co.uk

Diane Abbott: 'White people love playing divide and rule' - Telegraph
archived 16 Apr 2015 18:43:40 UTC
Even describing the Unionist population in Northern Ireland as 'an enclave of white supremacist ideology comparable to white settlers in Zimbabwe' adding 'Ireland is our struggle — every defeat of the British state is a victory for all of us. A defeat in Northern Ireland would be a defeat indeed '
And when these comments came to bite her in the fat arse?
Well...

Diane Abbott distances herself from 1980s quote in support of IRA
"I don't have the same hairstyle, I don't have the same views," says Diane Abbott on her views about Northern Ireland in the 80s.


Diane Abbott distances herself from 1980s quote in support of IRA | P…
archived 13 Mar 2019 22:32:00 UTC
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There was also the point in the 2017 snap election that Diane was deemed so toxic to the Labour party's chances she suddenly came down with 'a bout of ill health' and had to temporarily resign

Diane Abbott returns to Labour front bench after bout of ill-health
Shadow home secretary stepped down temporarily late in election campaign after her type 2 diabetes became ‘out of control’


Diane Abbott returns to Labour front bench after bout of ill-health |…
archived 13 Mar 2019 22:49:35 UTC
Though The Star (kwality source(!)) claims otherwise
Is Diane Abbott really ill? 'Leaked emails' claim to show Labour MP discussing health
DIANE Abbott has allegedly been caught out by a notorious email prankster pretending to be a Labour aide – just hours before she was replaced as shadow home secretary.

Diane Abbott interview: Labour MP 'hacked' as health emails leaked | …
archived 13 Mar 2019 22:47:31 UTC
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But these were all in the past I hear you say! What has Diane done lately?
Well.
Abbot even cried racism about that last one.

Abbott: BBC still needs to apologise
The shadow home secretary says she had a 'horrible experience' as a guest on the BBC's Question Time.


Diane Abbott rejects BBC's response to Question Time claims - BBC News
archived 13 Mar 2019 22:40:38 UTC
And most recently, Abbott has decided to defend the rights of infamous terrorist whore Shamima Begum and her dead baby by yelling at sensible Muslim man and marginally respected Home Secretary Sajid Javid, only to get told to shut up by the Tories.

Diane Abbott forced to HALT Shamima Begum speech as furious row breaks out – 'SHUT UP'
DIANE Abbott was heckled into silence by a pair of Tory MPs as she gave a speech defending the right of ISIS bride Shamima Begum to return to the UK.

Shamima begum: Diane Abbott forced to HALT Shamima Begum speech | UK …
archived 13 Mar 2019 22:42:44 UTC
Shall we shoot for a mention in PMQ's lads?