Diane Abbott - Current Shadow Home Secretary of the UK, can't handle criticism, adds 2+2 and gets 5.

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Diane Abbott really needs no introduction to the Britfags, but International users may need a crash course.

Name: Diane Abbott
Birthday: 27th September 1953 (age 65)
Occupation: MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington since 1987

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After being born to Jamaican parents in 1953, and getting through Cambridge and a number of journalist roles, Diane Abbott was elected as Britain's first black MP in 1987 and soon rose through the Labour Party's ranks in order for her to become the Shadow Home Secretary off her own back and talent.

Oh wait.

Seems she was the sex toy of a little known backbencher...


But that's just politics right? What are Diane's actual policies?

Well there's 'Private schools are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!...Unless I can send MY kids there that is...'

Flabbott said:
I’d done a lot of work on how black boys underachieve in secondary schools so I knew what a serious problem it was. I knew what could happen to my son if he was sent to the wrong school and got in with the wrong crowd. I realised they were subjected to peer pressure and when that happens it’s very hard for a mother to save her son. Once a black boy is lost to the world of gangs it’s very hard to get them back and I was genuinely very fearful of what could happen.

Shame you're not able to do something about the schools in the constituency of Hackney as it's MP, eh Dianne?

There's also 'Immigration is great! UNLESS IT'S BLONDE BLUE EYED FINNISH NURSES'

Abbopotomus said:
And are Finnish girls, who may never have met a black person before, let alone touched one, best suited to nurse in multicultural Hackney?

'Bonus' Bernie Grant said:
Bringing someone here from Finland who has never seen a black person before and expecting them to have some empathy with black people is nonsense. Scandinavian people don't know black people—they probably don't know how to take their temperature

Which leads us onto a running theme wih Ms Abbott. She loves to go on and on about race despite being given the opportunity to sit in the most influential committee in the land (House Of Commons) by a majority of people in a certain area since 1987.


Even describing the Unionist population in Northern Ireland as 'an enclave of white supremacist ideology comparable to white settlers in Zimbabwe' adding 'Ireland is our struggle — every defeat of the British state is a victory for all of us. A defeat in Northern Ireland would be a defeat indeed '

And when these comments came to bite her in the fat arse?

Well...


There was also the point in the 2017 snap election that Diane was deemed so toxic to the Labour party's chances she suddenly came down with 'a bout of ill health' and had to temporarily resign


Though The Star (kwality source(!)) claims otherwise

But these were all in the past I hear you say! What has Diane done lately?

Well.





Abbot even cried racism about that last one.


And most recently, Abbott has decided to defend the rights of infamous terrorist whore Shamima Begum and her dead baby by yelling at sensible Muslim man and marginally respected Home Secretary Sajid Javid, only to get told to shut up by the Tories.


Shall we shoot for a mention in PMQ's lads?
 
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