Did [insert number of people] really die in the Total Retard War? - Preemptive discussion on the losses and deaths (victories too!) of the Great Kiwi offensive

[Hitman One]

I was there, at the fall of the Beauty Parlour... When I saw Null's command ship fall into the jaws of the nightmare amhole... It was real, not just in my mind

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

retard war official military march (apologies to Republic of Tuva)

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Total Reward War did not result in Jeffery Epstein killing himself, so there’s that.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Ich frage euch: Wollt ihr den totalen Idiotkrieg?! Wollt ihr ihn, wenn nötig, totaler und radikaler und dummer, als wir ihn uns heute überhaupt erst vorstellen können?!
t. Null, probably

 

[Big Stank Dick Dad]

Kiwis can't die in it!

Don't believe janny lies. The Troon Death Squads* are real:

*not to be confused with the Troon Suicide Squads

 

[Moths]

The night of the long beaks is a big success

Kiwifarms has gained control of strategic and political positions within ISP and government infrastructure we are now ready to introduce the bill Enduring Freedom which will make the enemy seethe forevermore

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

From 2020 to 2022 a total of 232k troons roped themselves...

Which is only 12k less than 2018 to 2020...

 

[Pedophobe]

Depends which faction we're running. Leagues of Votann might be a good bet.

 

[A-Stump]

I've seen things you faggots wouldn't believe. 700 pound landwhales on the frontpage of BP. I watched FBI glowniggers glitter in A&N. All those shitposts will be lost in 404's, like tears in rain. Time to sneed.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Supposedly there was 35 tranny deaths in 2022. That number is just too damn low. Even the media agrees.

Fatal Violence Against the Transgender and Gender Non-Conforming Community in 2022

Sadly, 2022 has already seen at least 35 transgender people fatally shot or killed by other violent means. We say “at least” because too often these stories go unreported —…

www.hrc.org

Luckily no one will miss them and no one will bother to look into the additional fatalities because they're just a few lines in the narrative.