Did Jews invent most religions?

[Lucky Jim]

Jesus of Nazareth did Christianity
Moses did Judaism
Muhammad the "merchant" (real subtle dodge there) did Islam
Buddha kvetched a lot
Mormons were fundamentalist pro-Israel rednecks before there was an Israel
Seems like the only real goys are Shintoists and Hindus

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

No, but they did create a hermetic practice that comes close to explaining the true nature of reality.

 

[Shidoen]

I'd say the Middle East in general but India created the most God for autistic reasoning.

 

[Lucky Jim]

No, but they did create a hermetic practice that comes close to explaining the true nature of reality.

Anybody can make shit up, anybody can make an ass of themselves and call it a hermetic practice. "Oh we're special we're magic Jews". My ass.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Most modern religions are derived from Judaism in some way, which itself is derived from older religions like Egyptian polytheism and Sun worship. Christianity is fan fiction of Judaism, Islam and Mormonism are fan fiction of Christianity, and Scientology is just fan fiction. Most of the story details about Jesus were ripped off from Egyptian gods. Back then, religion was just a big game of telephone you got murdered for not playing right.

 

[Grub]

Nah that was the Sumerians or some shit. Jews just stole that shit like everyone else from Gilgamesh or something dude.

 

[Retink]

You say Jews didn't invent Hinduism but have you seen the nose on Ganesh?

 

[Ishtar]

(Trolling anti semite role play)

Why yes the Jews invented all religions to deceive and rob the goyim! Before the Jews everyone was a rational atheist or some sort of inoffensive animist that didn’t believe in anything.

I learned this by watching a far right blog from an unreconstructed new atheist Redditor. He was totally based and redpilled.

(Role play over)

Judaism itself is relatively recent depending on your definition. 2,000 years if we mean first temple judaism(well perhaps a little more)-the ancient Hebrew religion of the Old Testament while worshipping the same God-is not precisely the same Judaism of Jesus’ day, or that of the writers of the Talmud or today.

It is true that Christianity and Islam with all their sects and heresies can trace their origins back to Jews in the first century.

Dharmic religions, that of Japan, and the religions of China, alongside the countless belief systems of other peoples from Europe to the Andes did not come from the Jews.

Though the influence on western civilization and the Islamic world is of course undeniable. Something like 4 billion people total are Christian or Muslim. (At least officially) even irreligious people or people who have more modern esque ideas like New Age stuff-the foundational ethics and conceptions of morality come from Christianity.

 

[AMHOLIO]

We know most of the offshoots of Abrahamic religions because those are the ones we in the west interact with a lot. I'm sure there's a fuckton of little spawn religions we're not familiar with that spawned from Buddhism, Shintoism, hinduism, and other eastern religions. Both the big and smaller branches don't affect the west too much so we don't notice them. If we don't share a similar religion or are not at war with them, the west doesn't care that much (not a bad thing, rather not have the government get into endless jihads). Thinking about it, there was likely more shit in China because of it's high population but stamped out by the CCP like Catholics stomping out gnosistic offshoots back in the day.

 

[Burned CDs]

Things branch off from their oldest ancestors in general.

Also not most, just the ones we practice and encounter daily in general.

 

[Snigger]

Religions? Nah
Denominations? Only maybe in the most charitable interpretation of the word "invent"

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

No wonder the Jews have so many shekels to spare if they're living rent free in your head OP.

 

[The Magnificence]

Doesn't matter, Jews, Muslims, Lutherans, Buddhists, whatever, unless or until they return to The Holy Roman Catholic Church they are all going to hell. Especially evangelicals and mormons. And which are the ones with the ugly women who talk gibberish and roll around on the floor like ill behaved children having tantrums? Pentecostals? Yeah, they are going to hell regardless.

 

[Isaac]

God created Christianity, Jews created Rabbinical Judaism.

When you refer to Judaism, you refer to a defunct religion. For Immanuel has come!
The truth is, when modern people refer to Judaism, they refer to Satanism.

We are the only true Abrahamic religion, and every heretical faith is a mere distortion of
Christianity.

Doesn't matter, Jews, Muslims, Lutherans, Buddhists, whatever, unless or until they return to The Holy Roman Catholic Church they are all going to hell. Especially evangelicals and mormons. And which are the ones with the ugly women who talk gibberish and roll around on the floor like ill behaved children having tantrums? Pentecostals? Yeah, they are going to hell regardless.

"Unless I am convicted by Scripture and plain reason: I do not accept the authority of popes and councils, for they have contradicted each other; my conscience is captive to the Word of God. I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I cannot do otherwise. God help me. Amen."
-Martin Luther, 1521

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Fuck no. We had polytheistic religions/mythologies before then, even a primordial Mother Goddess (Fertility). Other cultures had Fertility Gods/Goddesses with exaggerated genitalia/multiple breasts/large asses. Even the myth of the hummingbird can be interpreted as a sexual myth with the male hummingbird sucking nectar from as much as many flowers as he could until he found his princess, and let's not forget the Tantric cults/Mystery cults and erotic arts
Monotheism came later; there was a controversial Pharoah that pushed for Amun-Ra as the primary God.

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

God created Christianity, Jews create Rabbinical Judaism.

When you refer to Judaism, you refer to a defunct religion. For Immanuel has come!
The truth is, when modern people refer to Judaism, they refer to Satanism.

We are the only true Abrahamic religion, and every heretical faith is a mere distortion of
Christianity.


"Unless I am convicted by Scripture and plain reason: I do not accept the authority of popes and councils, for they have contradicted each other; my conscience is captive to the Word of God. I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I cannot do otherwise. God help me. Amen."
-Martin Luther, 1521

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Ah yes. Thank God for Martin Luther.

I'm sure Christ was happy that it took 1500 years for a mentally ill monk to actually set up the Church against which hell would not prevail after the messiah failed to do so and randomly dismembered the bible because he didn't personally like the configuration.

It's just a shame nobody seems to get it right and God has to keep stopping by. I'm sure more people would have been interested had Joseph Smiths good news about polygamy and magic underwear come along a bit sooner.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Whoa whoa whoa Martin Luther invented protestantism? The black guy who did civil rights stuff?

 

[El Goblina]

No, we're talking about the critically acclaimed author.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Whoa whoa whoa Martin Luther invented protestantism? The black guy who did civil rights stuff?

Martin Luther was European.
Martin Luther King was a Baptist preacher.

 

[Lucky Jim]