Did Jews invent most religions?

[Lucky Jim]

Jesus of Nazareth did Christianity
Moses did Judaism
Muhammad the "merchant" (real subtle dodge there) did Islam
Buddha kvetched a lot
Mormons were fundamentalist pro-Israel rednecks before there was an Israel
Seems like the only real goys are Shintoists and Hindus

 

[draggs]

All religions were created by the reptile lizard aliens

So the answer is yes

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Judaism comes from the consolidation of canaanite deities, first a position where one God ran above others (which was normal in many canaanite nations) and eventually to just a single deity. With the Levant being a crossroads between Egypt and Europe and Mesopotamia, elements from those areas also influenced the religion.

Modern-day rabbinic Judaism is alien in practice and culture compared to ancient practices. Two notable differences are that bronze age Israelites ate swine and did not do 9/11.

 

[Isaac]

Ah yes. Thank God for Martin Luther.

I'm sure Christ was happy that it took 1500 years for a mentally ill monk to actually set up the Church against which hell would not prevail after the messiah failed to do so and randomly dismembered the bible because he didn't personally like the configuration.

It's just a shame nobody seems to get it right and God has to keep stopping by. I'm sure more people would have been interested had Joseph Smiths good news about polygamy and magic underwear come along a bit sooner.

Yes, Jesus Christ is happy that a thousand and five hundred years after his birth to the Virgin Mary, a mentally ill monk by the name of Dr. Martin Luther restored honour and truth to the one and only true catholic Faith after it had been perverted. And that this monk separated Divinely Inspired books from Apocryphal books.

He did not live the life of a Saint, but he spoke the truth and his sins do not obfuscate objective fact.

"From the beginning of my Reformation I have asked God to send me neither dreams, nor visions, nor angels, but to give me the right understanding of His Word, the Holy Scriptures; for as long as I have God's Word, I know that I am walking in His way and that I shall not fall into any error or delusion." - Martin Luther

I plead of you, please do not use sarcasm in such a manner. You lie in great danger, and your sinful ways shall bring you great torment. Matters such as these are irrelevant when one has shunned God,
and fled from Him. Roman Christian or Evangelic Christian; you will burn unless you institute a change in course.