Did you ever need to hide your pet from your Landlord? - or maintenance

[Morose_Obesity]

Well, yeah but it was a nude, bloodied Bea Arthur.
I can’t legally talk about the hatefucking that went on between us in much detail.

So I never told my landlord I have a dog because they were going to charge an extra $25/month. Well I needed maintenance to come in to fix something but I had dog here so I devised a plan.

Really all I did was keep an eye out on the maintenance golf carts and when I saw them come near I had my bag, keys, and leash ready to leave. Once that was successful I just went to the dog park for an hour and came back.

So does anyone have a story like that?

 

[symantec]

Just tell the landlord you're pet-sitting for a friend if you ever have to get maintenance done. I don't have a dog but my fiance does and she brings it over, the landlord's seen it plenty of times.

 

[AnOminous]

Just tell the landlord you're pet-sitting for a friend if you ever have to get maintenance done. I don't have a dog but my fiance does and she brings it over, the landlord's seen it plenty of times.

You realize they know you're lying. They're not utterly fucking retarded.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What I do is tell the landlord that I'm preparing a bomb in the front room. When I finally reveal that the thing under the cloth is actually a hamster cage, we laugh so much that he forgives me for violating the terms. Good times.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

19 year old me did way more destruction to an apartment than any mere dog

You sound like a faggot tbh

I actually help maintain a couple rentals and people with pets are the absolute fuckin worse

the reason why we charge extra for pets like dogs/cats is that like 99% of them just let their fuckin beasts trash the house

We had this one owner who also hide the fact he had a dog (said he was just "watching" it for his mother) and that fuckin mutt ruined a thousand dollars worth of carpeting

Exactly this. Due to weird Russian laws a friend of mine once got partial ownership of an apartment from the government and was forced to share it with a couple of alcoholics who also got partial ownership. Those alcoholics adopted a couple cats and didn't take care of them at all and within a year, the brand new apartment is fucking ruined - the cats pissed all over everything, the fucking sheetrock of the walls and the floorboards permanently stink like cats and will probably have to be taken out and replaced, and basically everything is trashed. The alcoholics are gonna be gone soon, but now my friend has to fucking take a 1 year old apartment and completely tear it down to bare walls and refurbish everything if he hopes to sell it or live in it.

If I was the landlord and found out someone was illegally keeping animals in a property I was renting to them I would fucking boot them out on their ass the same day and keep the security deposit.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

So I never told my landlord I have a dog because they were going to charge an extra $25/month. Well I needed maintenance to come in to fix something but I had dog here so I devised a plan.

Really all I did was keep an eye out on the maintenance golf carts and when I saw them come near I had my bag, keys, and leash ready to leave. Once that was successful I just went to the dog park for an hour and came back.

So does anyone have a story like that?

I think if you register your pet as an emotional support animal, you should have no problem. Good luck!

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

You sound like a faggot tbh .

Your thorough analysis has shown me the wrongs of my way. You sound like your autism prevents you from recognizing a joke

 

[cypocryphy]

 

[Van Darkholme]

The company's office who own this building is two stories down.
Officially I'm not allowed to own a dog or cat, but I seriously doubt they would notice. Fuck, they don't really give a shit about this building at all. The bulbs I took from one story down and switched with the broken ones from my floor have been like this since june.
Not like I have the time to care for a dog anyway.