Did You Ever Sit Down Too Fast And Accidentally Sit On Your Own Balls?

[Just A Butt]

asking for a friend

 

[Megatardingo]

Yeh

 

[Le Pew]

yes

 

[Space_Dandy]

No, that only happens if you have long droopy testicles.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

No, that only happens if you have long droopy testicles.

Are you telling us your balls haven't dropped, bro?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Yes, it's a very rare occurrence but it can indeed happen. We are all human beings, except for the one bee on the forum, and our balls will be sit on at one point or another. Our balls will stick to our leg, and we have to scratch them in a way that can never be understood by women, the best way is to roll them between the thumb and index finger.

 

[Not a bee]

I, too, have sat on my balls before. Don't listen to DAJ!

 

[Space_Dandy]

Are you telling us your balls haven't dropped, bro?

Thanks to the estrogen pills I've been taking, my ladyballs won't be dropping anytime soon.

 

[PonderosaPete]

You can prevent this by tucking them into your socks.

 

[CallmeCicada]

You can prevent this by tucking them into your socks.

i am sorry to hear that your balls hang that low. please see a doctor immediately.

 

[VarietyKnight]

No but have you ever tried to sit like a celebrity on a talk show? these fucking weirdos don't have anything between their legs, that shit will crush your balls.

 

[not william stenchever]

Last week I climbed into the bed of a truck and halfway through hauling myself up by stepping on the rear tire sat on one of my nuts squishing it on the side of the bed. Unpleasant.

 

[PonderosaPete]

i am sorry to hear that your balls hang that low. please see a doctor immediately.

You think that's bad they also, wobble to and fro. I can tie them in a knot, and I can tie them in a bow. They even go over my shoulder. Like a continental soldier. My balls hang low.

 

[Cats]

Yes i had to have a Contraption built to prevent it

 

[dick brain]

No I have big fat nuts and developed quads so they never pass each other, instead my quads push my balls forward and I have to worry about steamrolling them when I deadlift and shrug.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

Does this counts?

 

[stares at error messages]

No but have you ever tried to sit like a celebrity on a talk show? these fucking weirdos don't have anything between their legs, that shit will crush your balls.
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His hips are just wider from taking Micheal's dick so regularly.

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