Did you ever wake up with weird marks on your body?

[Cyclonus]

Because I just did and its freaking me out.

 

[Dysnomia]

It's stigmata.

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

If something heavy enough rests on a part of your body for some time, it can leave small indents on your skin which will go away after a little time. This can happen in sleep, I had it numerous times. If it's just this, it's nothing to worry about.

 

[draggs]

It was @Cats

 

[Iron Hamster]

Only when I inadvertently slept with an organ harvester

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

if they're the size of a bar of soap you were invited to a blanket party

 

[TheRetardKing]

Freddy Kroger is haunting your dreams with his low prices.

 

[Hellspawn]

Personally, it often happens after a one-night stand.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Recently began, when I wake up I feel pain in my hips and knees. I don't know how it happens.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's a long scratch that almost looks like a scar.

How old is your mattress? It could be a spring sticking through.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Possible causes

• Demons
• Extraterrestrials
• Insect infestation
• Sexually transmitted disease (congenital in your case)
• You got them being a blackout drunk
• You got them being a werewolf
• Cancer

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

They can usually be explained by the night before, usually involving the presence of a woman with long nails.

 

[Snuckening]

You been abducted by Zeta Reticulans, dude.

You need to start sleeping with one of those lockable butt-plugs inserted, to keep them out your bunghole.