Did you hear about Elvis?

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Gimme puzzles for this and adjust your tin foil hat.

Elvis was a twin. First born was Jesse who supposedly died shortly after birth. And the conspiracy is that Jesse didn’t die, but was sold to a wealthy family-as Elvis’ family was extremely poor. And all those Elvis sightings are Jesse.

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Black Velvet and that little boy's smile!

Black Velvet with that slow southern style.

A new Religion that'll bring you to your knees...

Black Velvet... if you please...
 
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This is only part of the story though. Long ago it was written that the door to Nirvana can only be opened by the Third Eye and the Third Eye can only be opened through enlightenment. The easiest way to enlightenment is to shit, sneeze, and cum simultaneously. It's nearly impossible. Go ahead, give it a shot, you'll fail but you wont be alone. Billions have failed before you and billions will fail after you. There was however one man who succeeded. His name was Elvis Presley. Upon successful completion of the Tricumvirate as it is known, Elvis's spirit immediately left this mortal plane and ascended beyond. Do not weep for him, weep for yourself at how you'll never achieve what he did. But as I said, don't worry, you'll not be weeping alone.
 
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