Did you know that you owe me sex?

I bought you dinner and took you dancing and you didn't even tell me how nice my $600 suit was. Fuck you slut, but some asshole with a nicer suit than mine probably did, huh? You didn't even get the lolcow joke when I whipped out my antique Raketa watch.

You are a vapid, hurtful trollop who doesn't even appreciate Soviet antique watches and I will not have sex with you, bro.
 
Are you conflating sex and gender? Again? That's adorable, little buddy. You're in luck. We live in the 21st century and the number of genders to pick from are a chest-slapping retards paradise. Both you and I can have our pick.
 
WOMEN OWE ME SEX
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