Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[Datiko]

I'm dying learning that Fate is a Pikachu. Not even a spiritual concept can exist in Chris's world without a physical manifestation. This is the bizarre shamanism that makes Chris endearing.

It was crashing into the Pikachu that started this nonsense with sonichu so it's fitting that a collision with Pikachu will be the end of existence. Pikachu is the alpha and the Omega. The thread which binds existence together. I know we shit on the current trolls but I am ok to with this little addition to the story line .

 

[Kuuki]

I hope so, but I'm pretty sure Chris is able to play games and do something harmful and stupid on the same day.

Yeah, that's a good point too.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Chris is "doing things" to make the Merge happen?

I have the terrible feeling some of them aren't imaginary and involve things a more rational person would regret.

50/50 between Chris sitting in his room straining real hard like he's trying to pass a shit, or Chris rolling Barb up in a carpet and tossing her off a bridge

 

[Rupin]

Fate sounds like one of those stupid Sonic.exe creepypastas.

 

[nertz]

Chris is "doing things" to make the Merge happen?

I have the terrible feeling some of them aren't imaginary and involve things a more rational person would regret.

There are other Smash Mouth songs.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Is Chris getting better?

I remember a time when people still debated that.

 

[The Giver]

I remember a time when people still debated that.

Whatever happened to Katsu anyway? Didn't they make that infamous "Is Chris Getting Better?" post?

Honestly it wasn't a totally crazy opinion to have at the time, given how quiet Chris had been. Chris has definitely regressed / gotten worse since then

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris has definitely regressed / gotten worse since then

Maybe Chris is taking after Barb by getting premature dementia?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Maybe Chris is taking after Barb by getting premature dementia?

He's already way ahead of her in the department of smelling like cough drops and urine.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Also Chris wonders why he denied himself watching Brokeback Mountain?

It's as if he completely forgot being the striped clown shirt homophobe he once was.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Someone here must have used a monkey's paw because ten years ago we were criticizing him for being a raging homophobe and well...

 

[DeathHeat]

Maybe Chris is taking after Barb by getting premature dementia?

That would explain why he's a danger to himself and others.

 

[I am a nigger]

Maybe it's a product of severe social isolation, as far as I'm aware, Chris doesn't interact with very many genuine people. His brain could literally be getting fried by being alone.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Maybe it's a product of severe social isolation, as far as I'm aware, Chris doesn't interact with very many genuine people. His brain could literally be getting fried by being alone.

The KF Chris Keepers say he has IRL friends - the Troon Squad for one. He's just a sped.

 

[Mason Verger]

Whatever happened to Katsu anyway? Didn't they make that infamous "Is Chris Getting Better?" post?

Honestly it wasn't a totally crazy opinion to have at the time, given how quiet Chris had been. Chris has definitely regressed / gotten worse since then

Yeah that was a golden era. He'd been quiet, was hanging out with the gay community, wasn't sperging over any fandom and seemed to actually making amends on things he'd done and said in the past. We collectively began to wonder "is this Chris thing even worth following any more?"..


Then he cut his taint open to release his inner gunt and that thread became a meme.

 

[Zarkov]

Maybe it's a product of severe social isolation, as far as I'm aware, Chris doesn't interact with very many genuine people. His brain could literally be getting fried by being alone.

He has irl friends. He actually goes out and does stuff when not sperging on Twitter. The problem is he inevitably runs into autistic dumbfucks who think they'll manage to create kwality kantent by doing the same unfunny shit that's been done a hundred times already. It's these people who isolate him.

 

[Nigonidas]

What if this new idea guy is trying to reboot Chris and Sonichu? Like after the merge idea guy will tell him the only things that made it over were old Sonichu and not tranny Chris. Maybe they're banking on ending all of this madness with one more act of madness and at least ending the tranny crap?

Spoiler

who am I kidding this is all just someone thinking that they're an epic pickle carouser. I'll never understand how they get joy out of being such unfunny faggots I mean they have a whole board of people calling them out who are they doing this for?

 

[PressTheAKey]

50/50 between Chris sitting in his room straining real hard like he's trying to pass a shit, or Chris rolling Barb up in a carpet and tossing her off a bridge

He's chanting "Sacrifice For Sonichu" while pushing his sleeping mom off the bridge.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Someone here must have used a monkey's paw because ten years ago we were criticizing him for being a raging homophobe and well...

I think everyone could see Chris was obviously projecting his own insecurities even back then. So it's not really a surprise he turned out the way he did.

The CWCki wrote it best with the Uncle Ruckus comparison: "Ruckus is a self-hating black man, Chris is a self-hating homosexual."

 

[Mason Verger]

The CWCki wrote it best with the Uncle Ruckus comparison: "Ruckus is a self-hating black man, Chris is a self-hating homosexual."

Lol Chris is an Uncle Tom-girl.