Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[bigshot]

This is related to the credit judgement. Chris is doubling down on his delusions to avoid dealing with his problems. Foolish religious people do stuff like this too... pray for the Red Sea to part when they owe money instead of just going out and working and paying off the debt themselves. It's denial.

 

[BScCollateral]

Now I hope someone involved in healthcare will sound in with what condition would make someone think they have millions of volts of electricity running through them.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

well at least he wasn't asked to touch unisolated wires to proove he can survive high voltage

 

[MahFibro!]

We won't get a video. He won't upload it when nothing winds up happening.

The electrical discharge will probably disable all his video recording equipment.

 

[Nick Ger]

3 things can come from this. Ameaturishly edited footage of him shooting lightining from his hands, him posing as if he's shooting lightning from his hands because his grasp on reality is as firm as his mom's, or absolutely fuck all.

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>Stay Black

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Technically this is very possible you know. The hoard probably has a good load of wool clothing and carpets, and a pack of balloons wouldn't cost too much of the tugboat.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I say, we hook this piggy up to a generator and see how many volts he can actually take.

 

[Wraith]

"Thousands to millions of volts"
Damn, I'm going to have to go out and get some popcorn for this one.

 

[No_one]

At least he'll be able to keep all the electrical appliances running after they take his money away. Without the electricity bill to pay he can buy even more toys.

 

[Gooby]

3 things can come from this. Ameaturishly edited footage of him shooting lightining from his hands, him posing as if he's shooting lightning from his hands because his grasp on reality is as firm as his mom's, or absolutely fuck all.

The 3rd one. He's not skilled enough at video for the 1st, and even if he was I don't think he'd try that with all these people taunting him about how they'll be able to tell if it's edited. He might "pose", but by that I mean sit around and go "UGHH" and then maybe he'll feel some static discharge and go "That's it! If you can't see it that's cuz it's too fast!". The 3rd just makes the most sense.

 

[Mason Verger]

To whom this may concern:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrpzHE7c84
Stay safe, Ruckersville EMTs.

Also, Chris gonna die this week? Are we going for the hat trick here?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Thousands to millions of volts"
Damn, I'm going to have to go out and get some popcorn for this one.

That's enough to literally cremate a human being in a very short time.

 

[DeathHeat]

Oh...

Zap to the extreme, indeed.

 

[Zarkov]

Now you will experience the full power of the dark side of the hoard.

 

[TypicalCritic]

This dimensional merge would actually be scary if it weren't for the fact that squirrel girl exists.

 

[Mason Verger]

I know its been said many times, many ways.. but I swear this guy is having some sort of catastrophic health issue going on.

 

[Elysium]

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I know its been said many times, many ways.. but I swear this guy is having some sort of catastrophic health issue going on.

I know personally kyu. he does have health problems and is a survivor of brain cancer

 

[Mason Verger]

I know personally kyu. he does have health problems and is a survivor of brain cancer

Hope he gets better.

I should've been clearer, I meant Chris and his "electrical currents" coursing through his body twice a day. Tingling sensations in the head and limbs are probably not a good thing.

 

[Elysium]

Hope he gets better.

I should've been clearer, I meant Chris and his "electrical currents" coursing through his body twice a day. Tingling sensations in the head and limbs are probably not a good thing.

Yeah chris need to the doctor

 

[Guts Gets Some]

God, I really hate all this topic merging. It's getting to hard to remember where each topics are. Why?