Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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I was at my friend’s house when cwc announced the merge and we repeatedly heard glass breaking and someone hitting the floor. At first we figured it was his alcoholic housemate but maybe it was a sonichu crossing over into our world?
 
Blarmination said:
I was at my friend’s house when cwc announced the merge and we repeatedly heard glass breaking and someone hitting the floor. At first we figured it was his alcoholic housemate but maybe it was a sonichu crossing over into our world?
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nah that was the guy from Smooth Criminal breaking into your friend's house
 
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Kind of spooked now. Took a nap with my TV on, and had some real freaky nightmarish lucid dreams. I stopped smoking cannabis a few weeks back, and that is a side effect. It was some dimensional merging Twilight Zone type stuff. At the end I was sleeping in the dream, and woke up in an apartment, just as CWC entered. He was not alone, he had an assortment of friends with him. He was happy, his pals were chill, and it ended on a good note, some fat chick (not Chris) grabbing my dick. Then I woke up for real and had a WTF moment before getting out of bed.

But the fucked up part was my TV was off. I know I left it on. I left the remote out of reach, so my lazy ass would have to get up if I wanted to turn it off or whatnot. Whatever, maybe the power went out for a second or something. I do a few chores, then sit down and go to turn the TV on, and the usual start up screen does not appear. Nor does the picture, just sound. And I had left it on a news channel. The audio was obviously a shopping network. Ok... I've had issues with the HDMI connection before, and had the cable wired to the coaxial also. Pressed the button to change the input... nothing. No display at all. Does not even scroll through to the TV input, just back to assuming the HDMI, as the audio is still there. I unplugged and powered everything off and on, nothing. That's currently where i'm at with it.

Now of course it is all just a coincidence, the TV is at least 6-7 years old, a 22" AOC I bought for $200 from freaking Radio Shack. But for it to give up the ghost, after such a specific dream, on this day of all days...
 
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Well I drank the bottle of Jack I had ready for the merge. I thought I saw sonichu and emptied five of my six bullets into him. Turned out my mailman was wearing a yellow coat due to the cold. I'm hoping the merge actually happens soon. The healing factor I get from merging with my counterpart (Deadpool of course. Prove it's not faggot) will be an immense help during the inevitable police standoff and shoot out. CPUs be praised.
 
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Guys help I am physically morphing into all of my previous avatars! I am currently looking like this
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Philosophy Phil said:
Uh, we have a problem.

Son-chu just came to life and is now holding me hostage.

His demands are apparently that someone tell Chris to "Accept responsibility for his own life and to be productive."

I think he's serious. He might kill me.

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*Update* Oh my God he just shot and killed a hostage. This isnt a joke! He's going to kill me!View attachment 596332

I'm sobbing right now as he wrote out his demands. Please for the love of God Chris! Listen to his demands! I dont want to die!

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CHRIS!!!! DO AS SONCHU DEMANDS!!!!
HE IS THREATENING TO SHOOT MY CAT!!!!!

PLEASE!!! BE A RESPONSIBLE, AND HEALTHY ADULT!!!!
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OH NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. PLEASE CHRIS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LISTEN TO HIS DEMANDS. My...my...beloved Gordo... HE'S DEAD CHRIS! YOU DID THIS TO ME! YOU BROUGHT THIS DIMENSIONAL MERGE ON US!!!! NOW TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AND BE A HEALTHY ADULT OR HE'LL KILL ME TOO!
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FUCK! H-he shot me! T-this is it! This is my final post...the light is getting clearer. I'm sorry guys, looks like I won't be able to see past this point any further... I can hear Son-chu...he's...saying he...w-won't stop...until...his demands...are met. I have spent two years...on...here. And they were...good times... *cough* I wished I could've lived to see Barb die...my last words... *cough* "Please get better Chris..."View attachment 596366
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Where and how did you get that? Did you break into chris' house or something?
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
Worse, what is @Ravenor going to do without the Holy Inquisition or w/e?
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Eh everybody needs a Uncareing, Brutal and occasionally coldly rational bunch of pet psychopaths from time to time we'll be fine.

Especially when you consider it's deliverd with Style, Tweed and well packed Briar pipe...
 
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