Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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Barb when the Black Mold takes over
 

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Black mold, in a bad life!

Come on fill up the tank, let's go for a ride!

I don't care 'bout no, Pet Healthcare!

I got so much left to do with my life!
 
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Blue Jerkop said:
And while it's not at all uncommon for cats to have Toxo, it is entirely uncommon for it to be a problem for a human who isn't immunocompromised.
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Not just a little either. Enough that you're already nearly dead, like full blown AIDS.

Some huge percentage of the population already has toxoplasmosis (11%) without being acutely sick.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
You mean the merge? He's mentioned it - the last time is written in this thread's subtitle.
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It's just... if there was going to be an apocalyptic event that merges reality with imagination in the next two weeks, I would think it would warrant more discussion than pony fuckery and birthday musings.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
You mean the merge? He's mentioned it - the last time is written in this thread's subtitle.
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Blue Jerkop said:
It's just... if there was going to be an apocalyptic event that merges reality with imagination in the next two weeks, I would think it would warrant more discussion than pony fuckery and birthday musings.
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Yeah, I mean... I figured by now he'd be sperging out; saying he saw Sonichu at his house, or freaking out that he has less than half a month to keep this facade up. Is someone going to ask him what "happened" before or on NYE 2019?
 
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Blue Jerkop said:
It's just... if there was going to be an apocalyptic event that merges reality with imagination in the next two weeks, I would think it would warrant more discussion than pony fuckery and birthday musings.
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He mentioned a few weeks back that he isn't allowed to talk in detail about the merge.

Jarilo182 said:
Yeah, I mean... I figured by now he'd be sperging out; saying he saw Sonichu at his house, or freaking out that he has less than half a month to keep this facade up. Is someone going to ask him what "happened" before or on NYE 2019?
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I think he's calm because the merge is just some trolls feeding him ideas and he's placed his trust in them that this will happen.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
He mentioned a few weeks back that he isn't allowed to talk in detail about the merge.
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Yeah but like, put on a sandwich sign and walk around outside yelling "REPENT, for the Merge is near!" or something... not spend your time trying to plug another autistic ponyfag's patreon so his pseudo-deep twitter account will stay open for another year.
(the best part of which is that I like to imagine Chris and his inane responses are the main reason this guy doesn't want to keep doing his schtick without being paid for it)
 
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Blue Jerkop said:
Yeah but like, put on a sandwich sign and walk around outside yelling "REPENT, for the Merge is near!" or something... not spend your time trying to plug another autistic ponyfag's patreon so his pseudo-deep twitter account will stay open for another year.
(the best part of which is that I like to imagine Chris and his inane responses are the main reason this guy doesn't want to keep doing his schtick without being paid for it)
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Judging from the times he does talk about the merge, he's still getting new info about it from his pals. So he's probably talking to them about it while continuing on with his other interests.
 
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Judging from the times he does talk about the merge, he's still getting new info about it from his pals. So he's probably talking to them about it while continuing on with his other interests.
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The greatest plot twist in this saga would be if it was found that The Miscreants were still alive and were responsible for this. Since apparently they may or may not be dead
 
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Yolandi said:
Metokur just said on his stream he wants to talk about Barb and Chris and the merge soon. I don't know if that means a stream or it's own video. Fingers crossed for the latter.
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He'd be stupid to announce that Chris and Barb would be joining him for an interview because you know the stone cutters would intercept
 
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Has any one asked Chris what he plans to do if the Merge money takes longer then expected and he has to pay people?
 
I wonder what "Magi-Chan" has in store for the end of the year. There could be fireworks, there could be le ebig flameout, there could be another embarrassing video release, or there could be nothing at all. Regardless, we can rest assured that Chris will shit himself and do nothing. Happy New Year!
 
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I don't need no gal-pals 'round me.
And I don't need no drugs to calm me.
I have seen dimensions merge and all.
Don't think I need any cash at all.
No! Don't think my tweets make any sense at all.
All in all it was all just the briefs you'll recall
All in all you were all just bullies and trolls
 
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