Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[DJAndyMD]

Some clarification on why Chris called himself the Wall - he tweeted a reply about the Twitter trolls, in which he said:

"So I stand, take and not let the hatred get to me at all. I Am A Fortitude Wall!"

Though lets be honest, Chris' wall is as stable as a dyke with holes that a little Dutch boy is plugging with his fingers to keep from leaking.

 

[Mason Verger]

Though lets be honest, Chris' wall is as stable as a dyke with holes that a little Dutch boy is plugging with his fingers to keep from leaking.

I.. can't, too easy..

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Oh boy, he's basically promising there will soon be another crime. Then there will be a trial which will lead to him tearing down the wall.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris just wants to give himself more meaningless titles to his name.
Just wait a few more months, in due time Chris will get his name legally changed to "Miss Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Blue Heart CPU Goddess and Wall of CWCville, Comma, and the combined dimension of 1C-211987, spanish name Ricardo"

 

[Mr. 0]

He'd be stupid to announce that Chris and Barb would be joining him for an interview because you know Chris is more talented than that hack and would remind him of that without trying

fixed

 

[Elysium]

The dimensional merge has already happened in the fictional land of Australia

 

[Guardsman42]

Is Chris getting Better?

 

[Rand /pol/]

Is Chris getting Better?

No

 

[Garfieldchu]

 

[Lord Khaz]

If, in some horrific and fantastic version of reality, the merge did happen and Chris gained access to all the financial resources of CWCville, how long until the city goes bankrupt?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

It depends on whether Bob-chu is alive and if he'll put Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart on a W-quarter payment plan. The ROI is abysmal if non-existent so it's a big ask.

 

[drtoboggan]

What the fuck is Comma supposed to be?

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

What the fuck is Comma supposed to be?

In Neptunia, there's a Nintendo world, Sony world, etc. Comma is a Commodore 64 world that Chris made up.
So its basically another Cwcville.

 

[muh_moobs]

Well, didn't think Chris would be so eager to keep Mexicans out of Imagination Land.

 

[DeathHeat]

Someone needs to merge a boot with his ass.

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[androidwarrior]

So hows everyone doing with the merge going on?

 

[Eichsterd123]

So hows everyone doing with the merge going on?

came back from the doctor a few hours ago

 

[Monolith]

So hows everyone doing with the merge going on?

My leg kinda aches, either I slept bad or I'm the Chosen One.

 

[BScCollateral]

So hows everyone doing with the merge going on?

My fictional characters found me and beat me up for the shit I put them through. Saw it coming, to be honest.

 

[Milk Mage]

So hows everyone doing with the merge going on?

I've had strep for the past week, so that sucks.

Also, this has been staring at me from the corner of my room every night since the merge